**Iowa State vs. Iowa Basketball - 12/8/22 - 7:00pm - FS1**

[Debit One]

ISU’s three point % would actually be worse if Kalscheur’s 1 - 7 was excluded.

Many bricks were laid.

 

[Judge Kemp]

ISU’s three point % would actually be worse if Kalscheur’s 1 - 7 was excluded.

Many bricks were laid.

So you’re saying Gabe Kalcheur was one of the best 3-point shooters for ISU last night…at 1-7? Seems unpossible…

<insert Wiggum.gif>

 

[Revolver]

We have all had our issues with Fran at times, but there is absolutely no denying that he was a Godsend to this program at the lowest point of my lifetime, maybe ever. Going into Carver as a coed during the The Criminal era and just sitting court side because there was absolutely no one there. When we had to cancel the fucking Amana Classic because Lick couldn't win it.

Reggie Theus, Tom Crean, Dana Altman, Rick Majerus at Panchero's. Instead, it was "Let's Be Mad Again". It did not take all that long for us to be "mad again" and we have been "mad" ever since. 500 wins and over half of them at Iowa. He beats down Iowa State mercilessly for that milestone in front of the Portal Recruits.

What a hire. What a coach. What a program he has built. He's not the best coach in the country, but he is damn good. Cheers to Fran and hopefully 500 more. Hawk Hawk Hawk.

 

[Revolver]

All without Kris Murray. Hell, Bill Murray could have played 30+ minutes tonight and we still would have won.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Riiiiiiiight

Why do so many of them insist on making up ridiculous shit that never happened? If anyone has the time, keep those reactions coming.

 

[newsbreaker]

That was a real damn good Iowa night. Fran has had some shaky times, but we are Danny lucky to have him.

That was a clinic on how to dismantle that kind of grab-and-trap team. An absolute clinic, Carver as good as it gets, and a bunch of recruits. Let’s get that man a deep tournament run.

 

[gable_guy]

That was a real damn good Iowa night. Fran has had some shaky times, but we are Danny lucky to have him.

That was a clinic on how to dismantle that kind of grab-and-trap team. An absolute clinic, Carver as good as it gets, and a bunch of recruits. Let’s get that man a deep tournament run.

 

[Creed]

My favorite part of the game is when we turned it over 17 times in a row but I didn’t even give a shit because I’ve never seen a team suck so bad offensively as this shitty Iowa St team.

That’s going to be a fun brand of basketball for them to watch for the next 9 years.

My favorite part was when connor just stood there and stared at the guy taking a 3 rather than closing out. That was awfully cocky in a subtle way and it was an absolute brick.

 

[gable_guy]

I think my favorite Cyclone coping mechanism is the “Iowa has more Iowa recruits who grew up with the rivalry so they put more into it”.

 

[Debit One]

Hitting the top of the backboard with a corner jumper seems like something that would only happen at HaLo Hoops Night or the equivalent.

 

[HSP_Hawk]

Even then it would be a shitty shot.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Hitting the top of the backboard with a corner jumper seems like something that would only happen at HaLo Hoops Night or the equivalent.

Kunc confidently stepped into a couple of airballs too.

 

[Hawkstrat]

 

[Debit One]

Devon Archie thinks that the Cyclones are a bunch of bricklayers.

 

[Debit One]

I could watch that Archie free throw 100 times and never be tired of it.

My favorite part might be him working on his motion after missing the rim by six feet.

He may have been trying to shoot with a separated shoulder. That would be one explanation.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

This is quite the tweet string.

That fella may be retarded.

 

[brantshawks]

 

[Debit One]

Even then it would be a shitty shot.

Correct. The shooter would be savagely mocked by his friends.

 

[The Dad]

Did you go to the same community college as NLP? Knowing how to spell Ahron's name by now should be a tick box.

When that fucker stops turning it over so much I’ll tattoo the correct spelling on my hand.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I am just fucking SHOCKED that the geniuses predicting this below are the same ones douching it up in the transfer portal and football threads with constant negativity. SHOCKED.

Dougie, I’m just glad you’re still reading my posts. Was worried you had me blocked. I’ll sleep better knowing the truth big guy.

 

[Judge Kemp]

I’ll have a sensible chuckle when I read the ISU v TCU box score. Based on Iowa’s games against them, that game is going to be a crap-fest. Both teams may be under 50.

 

[The Tin Man]

My favorite part was when connor just stood there and stared at the guy taking a 3 rather than closing out. That was awfully cocky in a subtle way and it was an absolute brick.

Talked trash while doing it too, saying “You can’t make that”. That was awesome.

 

[hawkeyealum]

My favorite part was when connor just stood there and stared at the guy taking a 3 rather than closing out. That was awfully cocky in a subtle way and it was an absolute brick.

To be fair he’s been on the other side of that a good number of times so he really knew how to make it look good

 

[Jim Tebow]

6 turnovers from Ulis. Really the only worrisome thing from last night. He tries to do too much.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Patrick played a good offensive game, imo. Just play like that and rebound some more and I will be happy.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I know it sucks, and trust me, I'm going to pay the price for it as much as anyone at work and in my personal life.

But TJ cares. He gets it. TJ spoke to this in the postgame. I needed to hear it, and maybe you do too. TJ apologized to all of us who care about ISU basketball and this rivalry. For their lack of effort, for not showing up, for getting outworked. He promised it would never happen again. I, for one, will take take him at his word.

It sucks to have to wear this one as much as it possibly could. The toll will be immense and painful. But I do think this team will be better for it. Our program will be better for it. Our culture will be better for it.

TJ gets it. When's the last time our head coach would comment on how the fans feel about a game like this... maybe Johnny Orr? (Whose teams would and have done the same thing many times on the road)

Fred wouldn't apologize to you... Larry wouldn't give a **** what you think. Tim Floyd might say it, but he wouldn't mean it with one foot out the door. etc.

I say let the worst basketball fanbase in America say what they want to say. They don't know ****. They are ****. Hold your head high. WE WILL rally the troops, WE WILL circle the wagons, WE WILL re-focus and grow. WE WILL hang another banner while eiu fades and chokes, AGAIN.

We suffered a humiliating defeat tonight, no doubt. But it's not even debatable who is winning the war. And it's because of fans, loyal sons, like you. Don't ever back down from that position. Don't ever regret that passion. Don't ever minimize the part you play in it.

At Iowa State we will fight for our place in the sun, in the face of ANY adversity, against any and all odds. We will never give up, we will never back down, we will never surrender. We aren't going anywhere. No matter what.

Never change, ISU fan.

 

[The Dad]

Patrick played a good offensive game, imo. Just play like that and rebound some more and I will be happy.

And use 2-3 fouls defensively.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

And use 2-3 fouls defensively.

As long as they come from actual defense and not just flailing.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Never change, ISU fan.

That reads like @MikeyJoe favorite miracle whip commercial

 

[6deuce]

Gatens was so pissed at Patrick last night. Fran was screaming at him too. He was oblivious to it all.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

ISU fans are so fucking weird. They actually refer to themselves as the “loyal sons”? It’s a cult.

 

[CamelTones]

I can’t get over their bench and people behind it. They’re down 26 fucking points and are ready to celebrate.

 

[MisterFalcon]

Never change, ISU fan.

I hope I see that guy at Hy-Vee.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Hitting the top of the backboard with a corner jumper seems like something that would only happen at HaLo Hoops Night or the equivalent.

It's worse than an airball. Anyone who's played any significant amount of basketball has done it.

 

[CamelTones]

It's worse than an airball. Anyone who's played any significant amount of basketball has done it.

I think it happened 15 times in the women’s game on Wednesday.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I think it happened 15 times in the women’s game on Wednesday.

I refuse to believe this. That's a high quality product.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

PS hilarious detail of the Klascheur clip is how long he watches the shot/holds his pose. Had that thing reached parallel to the rim it would have been several feet left. How can you not immediately know your shot is wildly off?

 

[BluesHawk]

6 turnovers from Ulis. Really the only worrisome thing from last night. He tries to do too much.

Ulis didn't finish well, but he was great in the first half when they rubbed their cock and balls all over ISU's face and made them suck it, so he gets a pass from me.

 

[Natty Bumppo]

We aren't going anywhere. No matter what.

First correct statement in the whole rant.

 

[Creed]

Never change, ISU fan.

But it’s Iowa’s Super Bowl, just another game for them.

 

[The Full Monte]

Never change, ISU fan.

Holy F’n Shit….

 

[SteadyEddy]

Every fanbase has its weirdos but damn they are a special breed.

Can you imagine someone posting something like that on halo?

 

[Verbal]

Going into Carver as a coed during the The Criminal era and just sitting court side because there was absolutely no one there.

You used to be a woman?

 

[newsbreaker]

It’s the only fan base on earth where it’s all about them. Not the team, not the school, only the fans.

 

[TVan]

That was amazing. My wife could have gotten closer and I’m not sure she has ever shot a 3 in her life. I got a good chuckle. What a fag.

 

[TVan]

Never change, ISU fan.

That was amazing. As I was reading it, I couldn’t decide if it was real or extremely sarcastic. Wow. It reminds me of the guy in my golf league a couple years ago telling us over post round beers that ISU was going undefeated in football and making the playoffs. He also thought they had a shot to WIN! I laughed in his face thinking he was kidding. He got suuuper pissed. Started spouting all these hypothetical cases. It blew my mind. 2021 season and they went 7-6. IowaFan can be bad, but they will never be this bad.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Sounds like a cult. That person is serious. And apparently has a job, that’s amazing.

 

[Geese]

Never change, ISU fan.

That person has suffered head trauma guaranteed

 

[Soda Popinski]

I need to stop reading twitter.com I have shit to do.