**Iowa vs. Cincinnati -3/22- 11:15am CBS**

[bigazzturkeylegs]

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Fucking scooped

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Now Mick is complaining about Jordan pivoting and not getting called for moving his pivot foot. What a whiny little man.

Mick Cronin is fucking stud

Listen to his press conference. He is a little whiny dork.

 

[Stomper15]

Got dang, dude:

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Got dang, dude:

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I love mick Cronin because he posts on halo

 

[ivan_drago]

I was being a pouty little bitch who got sucked into the "Fire Fran NOW" vortex at the 8 minute mark.

Now?

 

[Nobody]

So being the dick that he is...

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Got dang, dude:

He's no Amari Spievey but still impressive nonetheless that he was able to play

 

[Fletch]

Got dang, dude:

Quarantine him so he doesn’t get anyone else sick.

On second thought, send him to Tennessee’s hotel.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

I'll eat some Frodo poo if Hassell actually bet the Hawks +4.5. No fucking way.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I was being a pouty little bitch who got sucked into the "Fire Fran NOW" vortex at the 8 minute mark.

Now?

You should be embarrassed, but we know you won't be.

 

[turtley78]

 

[ivan_drago]

I was being a pouty little bitch who got sucked into the "Fire Fran NOW" vortex at the 8 minute mark.

Now?

You should be embarrassed, but we know you won't be.

I've been a very vocal Fran fan for years, even when you losers and #haters were #hating. Today, I got sucked in, if only for four minutes.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Wanderer]

Iowa is still on track to win the whole fucking thing.

We're still unbeaten in the non-conference.

Go Villanova!

 

[Herky823]

I'll eat some Frodo poo if Hassell actually bet the Hawks +4.5. No fucking way.

Sure ya did, Chris

 

[26.2]

Today is the day that Tyler Cook gets his shit together

Wrong. And I’m not even mad.

Ha big oops tgere

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Got dang, dude:

Keep the fucker away from infecting everyone else!

 

[TJones3312]

Hassel is back to sucking Iowa’s dick. Fuck him

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Today is the day that Tyler Cook gets his shit together

Wrong. And I’m not even mad.

Ha big oops tgere

Shocking stat of the day, he ended up with 4 assists to 1 turnover. And 5 boards in 20 minutes. It's the 1-9 that's problematic.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Wrong. And I’m not even mad.

Ha big oops tgere

Shocking stat of the day, he ended up with 4 assists to 1 turnover. And 5 boards in 20 minutes. It's the 1-9 that's problematic.

I feel like he missed 4 layups in the first 45 seconds of the game.

 

[Stu Beagle]

I am a giant douche was for real boyz

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Russell Ziske]

Cook fouled their big guy out & that helped, in the closing minutes. He is a tough matchup for a lot of teams, warts and all.

 

[BBK]

Outscored them 26-13 in the final 8:30.

Onions.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I noticed that Margaret and fam was sitting next to the Bohannons during the game.

That would be quite the experience.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Cook fouled their big guy out & that helped, in the closing minutes. He is a tough matchup for a lot of teams, warts and all.

Garza actually got the 5th on him.

 

[Stu Beagle]

You know Hassel had some Dolph tweets ready to go

 

[douglasbader]

Cook fouled their big guy out & that helped, in the closing minutes. He is a tough matchup for a lot of teams, warts and all.

Garza actually got the 5th on him.

Correct.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

I noticed that Margaret and fam was sitting next to the Bohannons during the game.

That would be quite the experience.

Marty mic'd up. That was funny.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Cook fouled their big guy out & that helped, in the closing minutes. He is a tough matchup for a lot of teams, warts and all.

Garza actually got the 5th on him.

Correct.

Thanks Doug!

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Is Mick Cronin related to Paul Giamatti?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Is Mick Cronin related to Paul Giamatti?

Yes they all post here under the handle @AZmess

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Mick Cronin is gay?

 

[Hawkstrat]

What a shitty game that would have been to cover. I bet Howe and Pharty are pretty thrilled to not have to have covered that.

 

[sobrien51]

Happy Birthday @douglasbader !!

 

[douglasbader]

Happy Birthday @douglasbader !!

It isn't my birthday, but I hear it is ESS and Gamedayron's birthday today.

 

[6deuce]

Cronin looks almost identical to my uncle on my mom's side that is 1 step away from being retarded (but an important step). He is about 5'6" 175 lbs and likes BIG women. Like 5'6 400 lb big.

/csb

 

[MikeyJoe]

Meet me at 8:30.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Need to save this Perplexed Fran gif for posterity

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Cronin looks almost identical to my uncle on my mom's side that is 1 step away from being retarded (but an important step). He is about 5'6" 175 lbs and likes BIG women. Like 5'6 400 lb big.

/csb

Cronin was previously married to a lady that would tear him apart

 

[Harlan]

Happy Birthday @douglasbader !!

It isn't my birthday, but I hear it is ESS and Gamedayron's birthday today.

It is not.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

 

[HiawathaHawk]

That's incredible.

 

[wondergrape]

Props to 1987 Brad Lohaus for going forward in time to appear in the background of that transcendently awesome photograph.

 

[Harlan]

Props to 1987 Brad Lohaus for going forward in time to appear in the background of that transcendently awesome photograph.

I think we need a fact check here.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Fortunately I had to work, so all of the stupid shit I would have said in chat went undocumented.

That being said, nothing is more frustrating than a team getting that many offensive boards.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Fortunately I had to work, so none of the stupid shit I would have said in chat went undocumented.

That being said, nothing is more frustrating than a team getting that many offensive boards.

When an opposing coach decides that offensive rebounding is the only thing that he wants his team to be good at, it’s going to happen. And then we are going to win.

 

[OlePeep]

Props to 1987 Brad Lohaus for going forward in time to appear in the background of that transcendently awesome photograph.

And for familiarizing himself w/ the operation of a smart phone.