**Iowa vs. Wisconsin Basketball Thread - 1/6/22 - 8:00pm - FS1**

[Hawkstrat]

Is Pete wearing a one-piece hoodie and shorts combo? I’m always behind the trends.

That's what you noticed?

 

[Dolomitey]

I’ve seen lots of boobs before. I still appreciated them, but had no questions.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Not me. I was just passing along how he feels about you.

Was he whispering sweet nothings in your ear?

 

[coff]

Was he whispering sweet nothings in your ear?

No, he was posting on HALO.

 

[KingJames]

I've watched quite a bit of Wisconsin this year and every game, I am screaming at my TV because Brad Davison is still the biggest flopping, douchebag, piece of shit in all of sports. He flops so much, soccer players are ashamed. He is on the floor so much, I feel like I'm at my 3rd grade daughter's basketball game. I have never hated a player so much in my entire life and I hope that my TV survives the night. That is all.

Oh. Also. Brad Davison can eat a bag of dicks.

 

[MikeyJoe]

If Connor just straight up punches Davison in the face tonight I'll take back every bad thing I've ever said about him.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

looking at his FG% that punch wont land

 

[The Dad]

They’re going to molest Keegan tonight.

 

[The Dad]

He’ll be fouled 50 times and they’ll call 10.

 

[brantshawks]

Keegan breaks 40 tonight and we lose by 18.

 

[Will McCoy]

I've watched quite a bit of Wisconsin this year and every game, I am screaming at my TV because Brad Davison is still the biggest flopping, douchebag, piece of shit in all of sports. He flops so much, soccer players are ashamed. He is on the floor so much, I feel like I'm at my 3rd grade daughter's basketball game. I have never hated a player so much in my entire life and I hope that my TV survives the night. That is all.

Oh. Also. Brad Davison can eat a bag of dicks.

I like your passion.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Is Pete wearing a one-piece hoodie and shorts combo? I’m always behind the trends.

i love a good romper.

 

[HawkBall23]

If Connor just straight up punches Davison in the face tonight I'll take back every bad thing I've ever said about him.

 

[Fletch]

Keegan breaks 40 tonight and we lose by 18.

Can Wisconsin score 58?

 

[BngHawk]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Just got to ITS BROTHERS if anyone is thirsty. Heading to Kohl about 730.

 

[iowa4ever20]

Just got to ITS BROTHERS if anyone is thirsty. Heading to Kohl about 730.

ITS BROTHERS closed in Madison more than a decade ago. Liar and scumbag!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

ITS BROTHERS closed in Madison more than a decade ago. Liar and scumbag!

thats the joke dot gif

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[MikeyJoe]

Rebounds. Again.

 

[HawkBall23]

If Connor just straight up punches Davison in the face tonight I'll take back every bad thing I've ever said about him.

Considering the shit he pulled at the end of the half - because the refs are blind fuckers who fucking suck!!!!! - as well as flopping when him and CMac were tied up on a rebound to draw the foul....

I want to see CMac grab the motherfucker and slam him to the ground, then slam his head into the floor repeatedly, and then have Ogundele come running off the bench and jump high as possible and land ass first on Davison's head/face.

 

[douglasbader]

Iowa wins this one. Natural let down spot after an emotional win at Purdue. bohannon goes ape shit.

Lol. What an IDIOT!

 

[HawkBall23]

Refs response to why they called the foul was the best.

"Yes, we know he threw his leg out, but because he missed everything we called the foul on Iowa for hip-to-hip contact."

IOW, its ok play illegally as long as the other player wasn't hurt by it. Although, I gotta say, it sure looked like Davison's foot tripped up PMac and that was why he bumped BD with his hip.

 

[The Dad]

I can’t even watch this shit.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Iowa is the better team

Iowa 75
Wisconsin 68

Dipshit

 

[SondyRules]

 

[HawkBall23]

Kuegler and Bardo are going to need to have their stomachs pumped after sucking off Davis & Davison all night long.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Holy shit the rebounding.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Soft gif

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

What does Jordan bohannon do? I’ll hang up and listen, and uh …. Go hawks!

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

What does Jordan bohannon do? I’ll hang up and listen, and uh …. Go hawks!

Piss me off

 

[SondyRules]

What does Jordan bohannon do? I’ll hang up and listen, and uh …. Go hawks!

Score 12 points! Most coming at the end when the game was in hand.

 

[HawkBall23]

What does Jordan bohannon do? I’ll hang up and listen, and uh …. Go hawks!

Well tonight, he did a good Austin Ash impression.... when AA was actually worth the couple minutes he would get at the end of blowouts.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

So much energy. So much emotion.

 

[SondyRules]

So much energy. So much emotion.

This team is together. Wouldn’t you say?

 

[Pedro]

Holy shit the rebounding.

26-43

How can a coach see these statistics repeat themselves and seemingly do nothing about it?

 

[Creed]

I pretty much dislike every player on the team not named Murray.

 

[CamelTones]

I can’t get over how small Rebracca looked relative to the guy he was guarding. Fran really needs to get in the portal and find a big worth a shit because you can’t have these rebounding numbers.

 

[Billy Butters]

Let me see what Ogundele can do in extended minutes. It can't hurt the rebounding numbers.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Davison threw his legs out toward Murray too on that layup that got swatted when Keegan landed on his back. Davison is the biggest faggot ever. He needs to break both legs.

 

[MikeyJoe]

I can’t get over how small Rebracca looked relative to the guy he was guarding. Fran really needs to get in the portal and find a big worth a shit because you can’t have these rebounding numbers.

That’s what they were trying to do when they got Rebraca lol.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Rebraca and Sandfort are the only honkies that should play.

 

[CamelTones]

That’s what they were trying to do when they got Rebraca lol.

I said really. I don’t think he really got in the portal last time.

 

[Pedro]

Let me see what Ogundele can do in extended minutes. It can't hurt the rebounding numbers.

I can't think of anything short of chopping off their hands that could possibly hurt our rebounding numbers.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

26-43

How can a coach see these statistics repeat themselves and seemingly do nothing about it?

It’s the same coach that plays Connor.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Have to play Josh O or Mulvey more if they players that are playing aren’t willing or able to rebound.

 

[douglasbader]

This was the first game in the Fran era that I can remember that I switched at half and never turned it back on.

After sitting thorough Petras the last couple of fall seasons, no fucking way I am going to stick around to watch these types of games when Connor and bohannon are getting a hilarious amount of minutes.

The rebounding is the biggest problem, but right up there is what the biggest worry was with Fran, and that is he doesn't realize that Connor shouldn't be playing and bohannon only should if he is on fire.

Lol at only giving Perkins 11 minutes, I don't care how shitty he was to start.

 

[HawkBall23]

Unless he suffers a major setback [IE injury] before the season is over, there is no way on God's green Earth that Keegan Murray doesn't enter the next NBA Draft.

And who would blame him? This team's ceiling, for next season, is looking very low currently.

 

[Whatever]

Rebraca and Sandfort are the only honkies that should play.

Man you are a loser.

 

[CamelTones]

Doug, by shutting it off, you missed Iowa making a little run (4 or 5 straight points), getting the ball and heading up the court on a fast break. Ulis got in the lane, was cut off and kicked it out to a wide open white player at the top for 3. But it was Connor and he didn’t shoot it. The entire team sighed and it turned into a half court possession that they didn’t score on.

He was calming the team down.

When the pass was made I thought it was bohannon. It was quite the let down.