**Maryland at Iowa Basketball 1-15-23, 3:30PM BTN**

[CleteyColgate]

I didn't realize Dix played PG in high school.

That explains why he looks comfortable there

Life as a G

 

[CamelTones]

Bowen has skills but he has no idea what he’s supposed to be doing on defense.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Bowen has skills but he has no idea what he’s supposed to be doing on defense.

Looking like a 3 year Iowa veteran out there.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Bowen has skills but he has no idea what he’s supposed to be doing on defense.

yeahso.gif

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Patrick was 5-30 in Iowa's 3 straight losses while playing about 27 min/game.

Those #'s aren't great, but he did a lot of little things in those losses that don't show up in the box score like aimlessly wandering around the court, making terrible passes and encouraging others to rebound or play defense.

Kudos for Iowa overcoming his absence.

I'm sure I agree with Margaret in thinking that the best thing for his sadness is for him to get back to ruining Iowa's basketball season by playing about 3 times the minutes he's earned or deserves.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I wasn’t in chat but was it discussed what the fuck got into Tony?

 

[CleteyColgate]

Patrick was 5-30 in Iowa's 3 straight losses while playing about 27 min/game.

Sandfort's was worse. And the fucking Halo geniuses gave up on him too. I hope none of you manage anything important in your professional lives.

 

[CleteyColgate]

I wasn’t in chat but was it discussed what the fuck got into Tony?

One last hurrah probably since Halo wants him to transfer

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Sandfort's was worse. And the fucking Halo geniuses gave up on him too. I hope none of you manage anything important in your professional lives.

like BMI?

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Sandfort's was worse. And the fucking Halo geniuses gave up on him too. I hope none of you manage anything important in your professional lives.

Please don't compare the two in any way.

That would cause undue stress to Patrick.

 

[BBK]

Sandfort's was worse. And the fucking Halo geniuses gave up on him too. I hope none of you manage anything important in your professional lives.

I manage to fuck ur dad

 

[BillyBob]

Hopefully Pat spends the rest of the season finding peace. This team is playing much better without his mopey attitude and laziness.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Please don't compare the two in any way.

Too late

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Sandfort's was worse. And the fucking Halo geniuses gave up on him too. I hope none of you manage anything important in your professional lives.

You know who didn't give up on Payton?

Payton.

He was sucking giant dick but played his way through it because that's how he was raised.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

It's fun to win.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Hopefully Pat spends the rest of the season finding peace. This team is playing much better without his mopey attitude and laziness.

I mean, yeah, they are playing better. But he is dealing with a debilitating mental issue. So out of respect for the serious nature of mental illness, you should kill yourself.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

You know who didn't give up on Payton?

Payton.

He was sucking giant dick but played his way through it because that's how he was raised.

some people have no experience with failure. You can handle it like Payton, or you can handle it like Steve Alford.

 

[Jim Tebow]

Felt like this was ulis's best game as a hawk. Played solid d, didmt turn it over. Crucially he hit an open spot up 3 and actually finished on a cou0le drives.

 

[douglasbader]

Nice win against a mediocre team. Glad the boys PWNED me the one time I gave up on them.

 

[douglasbader]

The turnaround seems to be directly tied to Sandfart turning into prime Joe Wieskamp and Patrick sitting down and not fucking things up.

 

[douglasbader]

Also, that schedule is brutal starting next Saturday.

 

[HawkBall23]

Pat's absence has allowed Dix to emerge and grow.

One could say that Dix is swelling with confidence after the last couple of games.

 

[douglasbader]

I'm guessing that Sandfart will start to even out and come back to earth soon, but Perkins (finally) looked like himself and maybe he is ready to take off now.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I'm guessing that Sandfart will start to even out and come back to earth soon, but Perkins (finally) looked like himself and maybe he is ready to take off now.

he’s playing well but his numbers over the past 4 games aren’t unsustainably insane.

 

[BBK]

If Fran goes back to starting Patrick, I may have to fly up and kick Margaret's fat ass

 

[L. Wade Childress]

If Fran goes back to starting Patrick, I may have to fly up and kick Margaret's fat ass

GLWT

 

[douglasbader]

he’s playing well but his numbers over the past 4 games aren’t unsustainably insane.

18 ppg
6 rb
59% fg percentage
50% from three

Lol. I'm going to guess those might be the definition of unsustainably insane for a streaky sophomore shooting guard.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Yeah I'm definitely taking Margaret in a throw down with skinny BBK. Beebs liable to get ragdolled.

 

[BBK]

Yeah I'm definitely taking Margaret in a throw down with skinny BBK. Beebs liable to get ragdolled.

Im worried she would eat me

 

[HzzzHawk]

I wasn’t in chat but was it discussed what the fuck got into Tony?

gasser was really encouraging Tony and cheering hard for him

 

[Herbie2]

I mean, yeah, they are playing better. But he is dealing with a debilitating mental issue. So out of respect for the serious nature of mental illness, you should kill yourself.

Debilitating.

LMAO

 

[ivan_drago]

Debilitating.

LMAO

You know Herb, using a few context clues like the last sentence where Wade encourages suicide, I think he’s mocking Pat.

 

[CleteyColgate]

gasser was really encouraging Tony and cheering hard for him

The re emergence of Gasser has fueled this team

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Hopefully Pat spends the rest of the season finding peace. This team is playing much better without his mopey attitude and laziness.

Kakert would be pissed to hear that!

Also, fuck Kakert.

 

[KitKatApples]

Well he ain't lyin

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Debilitating.

LMAO

I mean, a big ten starter who scores in double figures and plays with his dad and brother decided to suddenly quit playing. I would say that’s pretty much the definition of it.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Yep, can’t discuss our best possible lineup on Twitter anymore, might hurt someone’s feelings. This is so dumb

 

[L. Wade Childress]

18 ppg
6 rb
59% fg percentage
50% from three

Lol. I'm going to guess those might be the definition of unsustainably insane for a streaky sophomore shooting guard.

the first two numbers are simply a product of the last two combined with more playing time. Payton has always had a knack for rebounding which is why he’s a better option than Patrick at this point. He the way we are moving the ball, he has got a ton of layups.

 

[douglasbader]

the first two numbers are simply a product of the last two combined with more playing time. Payton has always had a knack for rebounding which is why he’s a better option than Patrick at this point. He the way we are moving the ball, he has got a ton of layups.

No shit they are a product of the last two combined with more playing time.

Hey, dummy, he's not going to shoot nearly 60% from the floor and 50% from three no matter how much he plays. They are going to come back to earth and sooner than later. That's the point when you say that what he is doing is sustainable. It isn't.

Thankfully it looks like Perkins and Ulis suddenly woke up.

 

[26.2]

No shit they are a product of the last two combined with more playing time.

Hey, dummy, he's not going to shoot nearly 60% from the floor and 50% from three no matter how much he plays. They are going to come back to earth and sooner than later. That's the point when you say that what he is doing is sustainable. It isn't.

Thankfully it looks like Perkins and Ulis suddenly woke up.

I never thought Douglas would turn into a gloom and doom Zaius clone. Shameful.

 

[coff]

Nice win against a mediocre team. Glad the boys PWNED me the one time I gave up on them.

Indeed. I was surprised by how mediocre MD was.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

No shit they are a product of the last two combined with more playing time.

Hey, dummy, he's not going to shoot nearly 60% from the floor and 50% from three no matter how much he plays. They are going to come back to earth and sooner than later. That's the point when you say that what he is doing is sustainable. It isn't.

Thankfully it looks like Perkins and Ulis suddenly woke up.

did you read the words I typed? 50% 3pt is great. It’s not insane.

 

[TurdBurgler]

50% over the course of a season would make him the best 3 pt shooter in cbb history. I think Doug mcD was high 40s. Jon diebler final year at Ohio st was 50%.

 

[BBK]

Curry is shooting 43% for his career.

If Sandfart keeps this up, he will be punching his ticket to the hall of fame

 

[FranklinHawk]

I never thought Douglas would turn into a gloom and doom Zaius clone. Shameful.

I thought he said he quit watching.

 

[26.2]

I thought he said he quit watching.

I know he quit fucking.

 

[Shawneemicks]

 

[douglasbader]

did you read the words I typed? 50% 3pt is great. It’s not insane.

You might be a moron.

 

[douglasbader]

I never thought Douglas would turn into a gloom and doom Zaius clone. Shameful.

None of that was doom and glom.

That will come from a whole bunch of people who aren't me after the next slump or even a single loss. I've been the super positive guy 99% of the time, got burned on this one, but the others who are almost always doom and gloom haven't gone anywhere. They will be out in force.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Also, fuck Kakert.