**Michigan at Iowa Basketball 1-12-23, 6:00PM ESPN2**

[coff]

Doug is having a rough morning

What's new

 

[CleteyColgate]

Doug is having a rough morning

@douglasbader has blocked everyone, so he won't read any of this I'm sure

 

[douglasbader]

Well you tell us that college basketball is unwatchable and no one watches it so I imagine you don’t see it much.

I've seen it thousands of times, unfortunately I liked to torture myself in the past. There has to be an advanced metric on that.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

What the fuck does it matter where I am currently at? I've attended hundreds of games at Carver Hawkeye, Kinnick and other stadiums. This shit only happens at Iowa and only one guy is the problem.

Again, you're the fucking douche who is standing in the middle of a 17-3 game in the middle of the 2nd quarter of the Kent State game in September. Sit the fuck down.

It doesn’t matter to me. Neither does Gasser.

 

[TurdBurgler]

How bout those hawks, ehh? 3 in a row!

 

[Shawneemicks]

Fuckin Doug

 

[CleteyColgate]

How bout those hawks, ehh? 3 in a row!

@douglasbader has convinced me that the credit goes to Gasser

 

[BillyBob]

hes donated a ton and he was on the team that removed a large baby from luka’s abdomen. I’d say he’s helped the program.

lol

 

[TJones3312]

 

[TJones3312]

Still not sure how they won.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Scored more points I think

 

[snips]

Grit + a healthy dose of sandfort - pat

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Payton Sandfort
Patrick Pillowfort

 

[Soda Popinski]

I've never noticed Gasser I guess. Lucky me.

 

[Kerky]

I've never noticed Gasser I guess. Lucky me.

Is Gasser his real name of is he ananesthesiologist?

 

[Soda Popinski]

Is Gasser his real name of is he ananesthesiologist?

Not sure

 

[snips]

Anesthesiologist or dude that farts in elevators a lot

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

The majority of male anesthesiologists I have meet are pretty douchey.

 

[snips]

I hate when they act like a douche , gas you , then you wake up with your pants unbuttoned and a sore ass

 

[6deuce]

lmao gasser makes like 400k hes a small time bitch he ain’t some T Boone Pickens

Not to white knight that faggot, but if he’s head of anesthesiology he’s making a fuckload more than $400k.

 

[6deuce]

The majority of male anesthesiologists I have meet are pretty douchey.

If you of all people think someone is douche whooooo boy.

FUCKING REKT!!!!

 

[wondergrape]

Anesthesiologist or dude that farts in elevators a lot

Mutually exclusive, six of one half dozen of another

 

[Creed]

Doug isn’t wrong. Watch an NBA game, there are spectators between the bench and the scorers table and they don’t act like entitled assholes and are more “involved” in the action than fuckboy Gasser.

 

[Kamala]

I've never noticed Gasser I guess. Lucky me.

Same. I literally never thought about him once during the game

 

[MikeyJoe]

Sure are. And the dude who paid for those seats gets to choose which one he wants. As long as it doesn’t hurt the team who gives a flying fuck?

You’re oddly very defensive about this by proxy.

I know he’s not hurting anyone. I just said he looks like a jackass. Because he looks like a jackass. My life is unaffected by this.

 

[douglasbader]

Doug isn’t wrong. Watch an NBA game, there are spectators between the bench and the scorers table and they don’t act like entitled assholes and are more “involved” in the action than fuckboy Gasser.

Exactly, that's the whole point. Absolutely nobody in the fucking rest of the basketball world acts like he does. For whatever reason, Garta or Fran or whoever have let him get the idea in his head that he's part of the game and not just a spectator with a good seat.

Yet people here are defending the moron.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Exactly, that's the whole point. Absolutely nobody in the fucking rest of the basketball world acts like he does. For whatever reason, Garta or Fran or whoever have let him get the idea in his head that he's part of the game and not just a spectator with a good seat.

Yet people here are defending the moron.

Why don't you creep on him @douglasbader and spread exaggerated rumors and stories about him then? You seem like a guy with nothing better to do. Go somewhere where your hysteria is wanted and accepted as mainstream. I don't understand why anyone would want to be around people who don't want them around. Your presence here is among the saddest things I've ever seen. Countless posts BEGGING people to believe your nonsense.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Why don't you creep on him @douglasbader and spread exaggerated rumors and stories about him then? You seem like a guy with nothing better to do. Go somewhere where your hysteria is wanted and accepted as mainstream. I don't understand why anyone would want to be around people who don't want them around. Your presence here is among the saddest things I've ever seen. Countless posts BEGGING people to believe your nonsense.

yet, somehow, you are worse.

 

[douglasbader]

Haha, ol' Cletey is a fucking weirdo. I guess he had a few minutes between begging to be reinstated on other message boards to make that post.

 

[26.2]

Mods, can we move all this gasser talk to my hilarious thread-Gasser Stoves? It needs some traffic. TIA

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Still not sure how they won.

Dix finished

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Mods, can we move all this gasser talk to my hilarious thread-Gasser Stoves? It needs some traffic. TIA

I thought you were a mod, you do it.

 

[BBK]

Is Gasser his real name of is he ananesthesiologist?

drunk in the morning?

 

[Soda Popinski]

I don't understand why anyone would want to be around people who don't want them around.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Doug should be the next Big Ten commissioner.

 

[douglasbader]

Doug should be the next Big Ten commissioner.

No way. I don't dare improve on such a great product that people love so much.

 

[KitKatApples]

No way. I don't dare improve on such a great product that people love so much.

You kickin out Nebrantska?

 

[douglasbader]

You kickin out Nebrantska?

No way, the product is awesome and so watchable. Nebrantska is a huge asset.

 

[KitKatApples]

You cheeky monkey

 

[The Tin Man]

hes donated a ton and he was on the team that removed a large baby from luka’s abdomen. I’d say he’s helped the program.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Mods, can we move all this gasser talk to my hilarious thread-Gasser Stoves? It needs some traffic. TIA

Who?

 

[The Full Monte]

lmao gasser makes like 400k hes a small time bitch he ain’t some T Boone Pickens

Based on what he’s donating yearly, I think he probably does just a LITTLE bit better than that

 

[Kamala]

Based on what he’s donating yearly, I think he probably does just a LITTLE bit better than that

OMG. Why the fuck is hawkeyelounge.com so obsessed with this guy. It’s fucking weird.

 

[CleteyColgate]

OMG. Why the fuck is hawkeyelounge.com so obsessed with this guy. It’s fucking weird.

#ThatsHalo

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Shpadoinkle]

You’re oddly very defensive about this by proxy.

I know he’s not hurting anyone. I just said he looks like a jackass. Because he looks like a jackass. My life is unaffected by this.

This will be my last post on this. I’ve said a couple times he looks like a buffoon. If I’ve been defensive about anything it’s that no one should give a fuck. Since I give no fucks about this I’m done talking about it.

Best regards,

Shpadoinkle

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Haha, ol' Cletey is a fucking weirdo. I guess he had a few minutes between begging to be reinstated on other message boards to make that post.

You broke Clitty.

 

[douglasbader]

You broke Clitty.

Ha, what did he do now?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Ha, what did he do now?

He’s gone from inane one or two liners to full paragraphs of pure nonsense. Soon enough he’s going to post a Unabomber length manifesto about #ThatsHalo.

 

[26.2]

He’s gone from inane one or two liners to full paragraphs of pure nonsense. Soon enough he’s going to post a Unabomber length manifesto about #ThatsHalo.

You want to compare internet resumes with him? You have lied multiple times, failed to pay a debt, and did a gofundme to raise money so your family could to on a fucking vacation.