**MSU v. Iowa - 1/24/19 - 6 PM - FS1**

[The Incredible Hawk]

@foxhawks vs @Hawk_Kegmasters

Is foxhawks the same short tough-guy wrestler from Omaha on Rivals?

No, you dumbfuck.

You better watch your tone with the world class competitive jogger.

 

[Harlan]

No way, must be fake news. Iowa would never have to stoop to such tricks to fill seats for a game. Especially not as a top 25 team playing a top 5 MSU. Must be Jamie Pollard's doing.

Spoiler

Yeahbut, yeahbut, yeahbut...I don't care.

I don't know wtf you are rambling on about. I dont recall anyone on here ever bragging about what great fan support Iowa has at CHA. It's been discussed and acknowledged ad nauseam that we need to get more people, especially students, in the door.

When the shoe's on the other foot wear it.

Iowa does promotions to get more people/students in the door for probably the best/biggest home game on the schedule...good marketing.
ISU does something similar for a crappy football game...4+ pages of HaLo mockery.

Oh... shoe.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Do iowa state fans not realize the weather situation or are they just retarded? There is like a foot of snow and it’s going to be -20. Hence the reason STORM carver.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Do iowa state fans not realize the weather situation or are they just retarded? There is like a foot of snow and it’s going to be -20. Hence the reason STORM carver.

Both

 

[bigazzturkeylegs]

MSU -5.5

 

[Jayhawki]

MSU -5.5

Could be -15.5 and the Hawks won't cover

 

[Tugboat]

 

[wondergrape]

unlimited likes for spelling "cy" wrong

 

[eclone]

Do iowa state fans not realize the weather situation or are they just retarded? There is like a foot of snow and it’s going to be -20. Hence the reason STORM carver.

Quite the storm churning with that forecast of “low clouds and 3% chance of precipitation”. Hope the Edmond FitzGerald isn’t cruising down the Iowa River, it’ll never be seen again.

 

[Kamala]

'Twas the witch of Tom Izzo come stealing

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Do iowa state fans not realize the weather situation or are they just retarded? There is like a foot of snow and it’s going to be -20. Hence the reason STORM carver.

Quite the storm churning with that forecast of “low clouds and 3% chance of precipitation”. Hope the Edmond FitzGerald isn’t cruising down the Iowa River, it’ll never be seen again.

If there’s one thing the weather service has always recommended it’s traveling in -40 wind chill.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

What the fuck is goin on here

@foxhawks vs @Hawk_Kegmasters

Is foxhawks the same short tough-guy wrestler from Omaha on Rivals?

That's LincolnHalk I think.

 

[eclone]

Do iowa state fans not realize the weather situation or are they just retarded? There is like a foot of snow and it’s going to be -20. Hence the reason STORM carver.

Quite the storm churning with that forecast of “low clouds and 3% chance of precipitation”. Hope the Edmond FitzGerald isn’t cruising down the Iowa River, it’ll never be seen again.

If there’s one thing the weather service has always recommended it’s traveling in -40 wind chill.

I don’t think that’s true.

Much like the weather service also doesn’t call a cold, clear night a Storm.

Or how this is one of the stupider arguments I’ve ever participated in.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Iowa basketball has shitty attendance. It’s been that way for 25 years. Who gives a shit?

 

[Kamala]

Iowa basketball has shitty attendance. It’s been that way for 25 years. Who gives a shit?

It somewhat upsets me, tbh.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Iowa basketball has shitty attendance. It’s been that way for 25 years. Who gives a shit?

No one. ISU fans are pissed at a flash marketing campaign that incorporates weather, because you know they own all weather references.

 

[KitKatApples]

Fuck. Does that mean if the power goes out we can’t win in the dark either?

 

[Geese]

Game would prob get postponed or something if the power went out

 

[BuffettHawk]

Pussification of America.

 

[KitKatApples]

Well darn it

 

[brantshawks]

Quite the storm churning with that forecast of “low clouds and 3% chance of precipitation”. Hope the Edmond FitzGerald isn’t cruising down the Iowa River, it’ll never be seen again.

If there’s one thing the weather service has always recommended it’s traveling in -40 wind chill.

I don’t think that’s true.

Much like the weather service also doesn’t call a cold, clear night a Storm.

Or how this is one of the stupider arguments I’ve ever participated in.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Iowa basketball has shitty attendance. It’s been that way for 25 years. Who gives a shit?

It somewhat upsets me, tbh.

It would upset me if I wasn’t one of the people not going to games because I don’t want to drive 2 hrs in shit conditions on a week night/Sunday.

 

[Tugboat]

unlimited likes for spelling "cy" wrong

Bet your ass they will from now on be referred to as the Syclones.

 

[kauskas]

MSU 74
Iowa 78

OT

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

They should not settle for less than 30 FT attempts in this game.

Reality: refs swallow their whistles and MSU thugs it up. Would be a nice game for Pemsl to be available.

 

[tallperson54]

MSU by 8. Iowa leads most of the way.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Reality: refs swallow their whistles and MSU thugs it up.

MSU by 8. Iowa leads most of the way.

These scenarios sound sort of familiar...

 

[Match34]

Reality: refs swallow their whistles and MSU thugs it up.

These scenarios sound sort of familiar...

Except Michigan State is usually the one looking the other way while atrocities are committed.

 

[CUIHAWK]

Are we pulling out all the stops?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Roads suck and aren’t getting better

 

[Jim]

Roads suck and aren’t getting better

Haven’t you had your tickets for sale all week? Roads are fine.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Roads suck and aren’t getting better

@eclone says the trip will be just fine. Clear skies, clear roads and only 3% chance of precipitation!

 

[eclone]

Roads suck and aren’t getting better

@eclone says the trip will be just fine. Clear skies, clear roads and only 3% chance of precipitation!

Wrong, I said clear skys and 3% change of precip, no comment on the roads.

Based on my drive through rural Dallas County this morning the gravel and county roads suck ass right now, so stick to the interstate. (Still not a storm)

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Roads suck and aren’t getting better

Haven’t you had your tickets for sale all week? Roads are fine.

OK Jim. I am definitely not at a standstill on interstate 80 because of a massive wreck and I have not seen at least another dozen wrecks in the last 10 miles.

I am also just being lazy and not selling my tickets because my mother-in-law is on her deathbed.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Roads are great, Jim.

I’m traveling because I WANT to

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Lol at Ahmad Wagner being one of the wall murals.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

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Roads are great, Jim.

I’m traveling because I WANT to

 

[Jim]

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Roads are great, Jim.

I’m traveling because I WANT to

Relax.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Do iowa state fans not realize the weather situation or are they just retarded? There is like a foot of snow and it’s going to be -20. Hence the reason STORM carver.

Quite the storm churning with that forecast of “low clouds and 3% chance of precipitation”. Hope the Edmond FitzGerald isn’t cruising down the Iowa River, it’ll never be seen again.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

L Wade getting teste

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Lol at Ahmad Wagner being one of the wall murals.

Seems like a fair description of his game, no?

 

[Geese]

Lol at Ahmad Wagner being one of the wall murals.

Dochterman wants to know if he can bring his cat into that room with him

 

[L. Wade Childress]

L Wade getting teste

How did you know I only have one?

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

L Wade getting teste

How did you know I only have one?

spreadsheets

 

[CUIHAWK]

Let's not have this tear us a part. Big game tonight.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Lol at Ahmad Wagner being one of the wall murals.

Seems like a fair description of his game, no?

So true.

Is Austin Ash next? He also averages 3 ppg.

 

[Geese]

Who is making it to the game and who is skipping due to weather concerns?

 

[bigazzturkeylegs]

I'm leaving the Metro! at 3:45.

 

[Rodney Farva]

I-80 goes from 100% clear to 100% shitty in a matter of feet.

 

[MikeyJoe]

I-80 goes from 100% clear to 100% shitty in a matter of feet.

Like @HaLoMan as he exits the door of a fast food restaurant.