**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Dr. Zaius]

Hey guys, maybe our 4* Rivals250 recruit doesn’t suck?

This one?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Counterpoint - Racioppi

Carson May was not coached by him.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

This one?

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No. He wasn’t in the top 250.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Yeah, but it will take him at least 3 years to learn Brian’s system!

"These two receivers on the right are gonna be standing right next to each other, which should improve our chances of a completion. If that one corner is covering them both, fall down."

 

[fossilhawk]

This can't possibly be true

How Patrick Mahomes Offered Advice to Iowa Recruit

When Iowa football commit Arland Bruce IV saw a text in his phone from Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, he was shocked. “I had woken up from a

www.si.com

It's true!

 

[CleteyColgate]

This one?

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[cloudhawk]

Counter-counterpoint: started for his HS as an eighth-grader, career 70% completion rate, 78.8% over his last two years, averaged 16.6 yards per carry last year.

You can shriek "Racioppi!" all you want, but (1) by that logic Patrick Mahomes, who pays Jake Christensen to tutor him, should suck donkey cock; and (2) just watch the tape, it's pornographic.

I mean he could be an all time great, but I guess my first question would be how great is the HS and the competition if an 8 grader is starting at QB for your HS varsity.

Shades of midgets bouncing off dudes

 

[BngHawk]

This shit needs to stop

 

[KitKatApples]

Lol

 

[Mountain Hawk]

Maybe as a water boy.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Just imagine Spencer leading Iowa over Ohio St in the B1GCG.

Dude would hold scoreboard over a lotta folks.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Spencer didn't lead anyone anywhere except himself to the bottom of the division one QB rankings. I mean, even the coaches/team didn't select him to be a captain as a 3 year starting QB

 

[CleteyColgate]

Spencer didn't lead anyone anywhere except himself to the bottom of the division one QB rankings. I mean, even the coaches/team didn't select him to be a captain as a 3 year starting QB

Get a grip

 

[kmurp]

If this team finds a QB next year, they will win the douche championship game. Write it down

What? The line will be a year older but they will need improvement to rise to the level of mediocre. There are no wide receivers that are a threat at all. Maybe if Johnson recovers his mojo we will have one. But it’s only one.

 

[douglasbader]

What? The line will be a year older but they will need improvement to rise to the level of mediocre. There are no wide receivers that are a threat at all. Maybe if Johnson recovers his mojo we will have one. But it’s only one.

They are going after transfers this year. 1-2 WR's and 2 OL along with a QB.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

They are going after transfers this year. 1-2 WR's and 2 OL along with a QB.

Doubtful..nobody wants to compete with Spencer next year.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I'd rather have @Nobody

 

[The Full Monte]

Just imagine Spencer leading Iowa over Ohio St in the B1GCG.

Dude would hold scoreboard over a lotta folks.

If he leads us to a win in Indy, I would allow it.

 

[Kamala]

They are going after transfers this year. 1-2 WR's and 2 OL along with a QB.

Uh huh

 

[douglasbader]

Uh huh

Lol, your posts wanting Fran gone just popped up today. Maybe shut the fuck up?

 

[Kamala]

Lol, your posts wanting Fran gone just popped up today. Maybe shut the fuck up?

I don’t remember that. Where is it?

 

[Kamala]

Lol, your posts wanting Fran gone just popped up today. Maybe shut the fuck up?

Also, if we get 1 or more WR, 2 or more OL, and 1 or more QBs in the portal this year I will gladly come back here and tell you how right you are

 

[douglasbader]

I don’t remember that. Where is it?

Sorry, not quite gone but still retarded....

I am not saying Fran should go, but as an Iowa fan I really do not care how many All-Americans we have. I care about how many games we win and how far we make it to the post season. I would trade Keegan Murray in a second if we could replace him with a Johnny Try Hard IF the result was not losing in round 1. When it comes down to it, I really don’t care at all about Garza, Murry, or anyone else and their individual accomplishments

 

[Kamala]

Sorry, not quite gone but still retarded....

So you were wrong. Thank you

 

[HzzzHawk]

So you were wrong. Thank you

dude you got pwn3d by the mouse, deal with it

 

[BngHawk]

dude you got pwn3d by the mouse, deal with it

Squeak squeak?

 

[Revolver]

Sorry, not quite gone but still retarded....

Man, Kamala. That’s a horrible take and you’re better than this!

 

[Kamala]

Man, Kamala. That’s a horrible take and you’re better than this!

I wish i were

 

[brantshawks]

Ok... This is actually really good and worth a watch.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I don’t remember that. Where is it?

Not sure.

 

[Pedro]

Ok... This is actually really good and worth a watch.

I mean, I don't want to like that...but I do.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Sorry, not quite gone but still retarded....

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[brantshawks]

I mean, I don't want to like that...but I do.

Yep, that's where I was at on it.

 

[Revolver]

Don’t get me wrong I love Tory Taylor, but the “Punting Is Winning” shit is so CyFan-ish that it makes me sick.

 

[Kamala]

Don’t get me wrong I love Tory Taylor, but the “Punting Is Winning” shit is so CyFan-ish that it makes me sick.

His entire existence is a white flag of surrender

 

[CleteyColgate]

Don’t get me wrong I love Tory Taylor, but the “Punting Is Winning” shit is so CyFan-ish that it makes me sick.

It's for charity asshole

 

[Truant]

It's for charity asshole

Not worth your time.

 

[Revolver]

It's for charity asshole

I wasn’t aware that every time some Peggy Soybean from Humboldt says it, tweets it or posts it that someone donates to charity. Who is monitoring this? You?

 

[BngHawk]

This shit needs to stop

To reiterate …

 

[Stu Beagle]

Punting is losing

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Defense deserved a much better season than that. The offense, and in particular Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz, can go fuck themselves into the sun.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Stink is right about Bruce.

 

[CamelTones]

They need to run off quite a few players and open spots for transfers. Josh Volk, AJ Lawson types.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Did Keegan Johnson even play?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Did Keegan Johnson even play?

Yes. Not more than a couple of plays and then not at the end

 

[JD720]

Did Keegan Johnson even play?

Yes, a few plays. I don’t think he was targted.

 

[Creed]

Alec Wick as the token WR a la Max Pooper is fucking infuriating.

 

[RiotFan]

They need to run off quite a few players and open spots for transfers. Josh Volk, AJ Lawson types.

LOL…Like that will happen.

 

[Herbie2]

How many tickets will Iowa sell if they Hawks make the title game? 69?

 

[Saul Berkley]

They need to run off quite a few players and open spots for transfers. Josh Volk, AJ Lawson types.

Makes you wonder how bad a guy like Josh Volk actually is since he's been on the team for 3 years now and can't even sniff the two deeps of a super shitty OL.