**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Pipiyopee]

Keep Spencer away from the fucking QB room.

Ok Cade when you drop back this time, try closing your eyes and count to 7. When you open them, if there is a defender in the area, fall down. You got this.

 

[eclone]

 

[CamelTones]

It does get very unknown and unproven after Jacobs and Higgins. Klempf seems very soybean meh.

Well Klempf is a senior so he has no impact on the team going forward.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

It does get very unknown and unproven after Jacobs and Higgins. Klempf seems very soybean meh.

Yikes...I didn't realize it was as thin as it is.

The hope has to be that Sullivan has progressed, because I can't see Harrell every being athletic enough to play LB.

Montgomery does not look like anything other than a FB.

Kueter better be ready, willing and able.

 

[Stu Beagle]

I will be pissed if Spencer Petras has any involvement with Iowa football in 2023

 

[Pipiyopee]

Shouldn’t I at least try to make a play, Spence?

Lol. Oh, Cade. We have A LOT of work to do.

 

[cloudhawk]

Keep Spencer away from the fucking QB room.

Ok Cade when you drop back this time, try closing your eyes and count to 7. When you open them, if there is a defender in the area, fall down. You got this.

7 sec....lol

 

[Pipiyopee]

Cade, pop over here for a minute you gotta see this (puts his arm over his shoulder)… Alec is going to show you some eyes.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

That’s on odd name to hit the portal. Native Alabama kid, Played early in his career and from all reports….very very good. Have to wonder what the motivation is to transfer

Not sure

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

None of this is funny..at all..fuck everyone if Spencer is around in 2023

 

[Geese]

None of this is funny..at all..fuck everyone if Spencer is around in 2023

Yeah but it's the right thing to do

 

[Geese]

Impossible. Dipshit Douglas said he was back. I even liked the post where he said it.

Couldn't he still end up at Iowa?

 

[ivan_drago]

Couldn't he still end up at Iowa?

It happens all the time. Kofi Cockburn is a good example.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Where is this Petras stuff coming from?

 

[MikeyJoe]

Where is this Petras stuff coming from?

Because Ferentz said something about not being sure about him throwing in spring.

 

[Harlan]

I laugh about Goodson not really trying all of 2021 and clearly playing to not take contact and then going undrafted.

We're not supposed to talk poorly about players on the internet anymore, Doug.

 

[HCPhawk]

If we get to August and Spencer is ahead of Cade in the first 2-deeps, I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

 

[Whatever]

If we get to August and Spencer is ahead of Cade in the first 2-deeps, I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

JFC.

 

[Harlan]

Don’t even add it to the cart Kirk, just click buy now.

Leave it to Kirk to show everybody how to build a championship team using the transfer portal. Just as the prophecy foretold. *snort*

 

[Harlan]

Spencer is coming back? Is he going to stand outside the football facility and hold a boombox over his head?

What kind of payday can a player like Spence expect from NIL? If he can make some coin from that while playing another year of football I don't blame him for hanging on.

 

[Verbal]

I hope we get to the point soon where we can stop calling it NIL. Almost none of these arrangements have anything to do with a player earning money in exchange for his name, image or likeness. Just call it what it is.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Leave it to Kirk to show everybody how to build a championship team using the transfer portal. Just as the prophecy foretold. *snort*

What's he gonna cost?

 

[newsbreaker]

What kind of payday can a player like Spence expect from NIL? If he can make some coin from that while playing another year of football I don't blame him for hanging on.

He will receive two discount coupons to a single independently operated Subway.

 

[Soda Popinski]

I hope we get to the point soon where we can stop calling it NIL. Almost none of these arrangements have anything to do with a player earning money in exchange for his name, image or likeness. Just call it what it is.

I've been more annoyed by still calling it NIL than I should be.

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

Erick All would make a really nice one-two punch with Lachey. If he is back fully healthy he is probably better than LaPorta.

 

[CamelTones]

The NIL guy doesn’t expect any new player announcements until after visits this weekend.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Don’t even add it to the cart Kirk, just click buy now.

lol, everyone is getting paid twice now

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Because Ferentz said something about not being sure about him throwing in spring.

I hope he was referencing a regular 9 to 5 office job. No throwing involved.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Leave it to Kirk to show everybody how to build a championship team using the transfer portal. Just as the prophecy foretold. *snort*

If I were Kirk, and I have made tens of millions of dollars coaching, I would consider donating my entire compensation package going forward to the NIL collective and go out and straight up buy a playoff team for the last few years of my career.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[neshawk]

Why do we all the sudden think we’ll become some extremely appetizing destination for WRs?

Because they believe they can beat out the White Receivers at Iowa for playing time.

 

[Wanderer]

I've been more annoyed by still calling it NIL than I should be.

I’ve been annoyed by calling it NIL by the appropriate level.

 

[Truant]

Petras is 100 percent coming back. He won’t be in any sort of starting competition, but enjoy the distraction.

I don't know why. This injury won't affect his draft position.

 

[Gushawk]

Just suck his dick and then make him a grad assistant, Kirk

 

[CleteyColgate]

Just suck his dick and then make him a grad assistant, Kirk

Based on how often Halo obsesses about Petras its clear who wants to suck his dick.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Based on how often Halo obsesses about Petras its clear who wants to suck his dick.

You?

 

[Shawneemicks]

Clitty walked into that one

 

[J1973s]

It happens all the time. Kofi Cockburn is a good example.

Basketball but Josh O.

 

[BngHawk]

Clitty walked into that one

Nobody better at falling with an open mouth onto a waiting dick than ol cletey.

 

[Shawneemicks]

 

[IceManX722]

Nobody better at falling with an open mouth onto a waiting dick than ol cletey.

Kari Lake thinks cletey smokes too much pole.

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[hawkeyealum]

Who?

 

[CleteyColgate]

This is a special day. Hundreds if not thousands of young college athletes have discovered they picked they wrong fucking school and anything is obviously better. Good life lesson.

 

[IceManX722]

This is a special day. Hundreds if not thousands of young college athletes have discovered they picked they wrong fucking school and anything is obviously better. Good life lesson.

I know how they feel. I used to post on Hawkeye Report.

 

[IceManX722]

Who?

You know, that one guy.

 

[Bob Sanders]

I think he's actually a good player, but he's stuck behind Schulte, X and Castro at safety.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I think he's actually a good player, but he's stuck behind Schulte, X and Castro at safety.

Can he play WR?

 

[Hawkstrat]

NIL guy saying brace for more bad news before anything good. Losing another starter, didn't say what position.

 

[IceManX722]

Can he play WR?

This is a strong point at this juncture.