**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[cloudhawk]

I hate that they are playing games with my heart

 

[Fair and Balanced]

There's nothing wrong with that, you psycho

Fuck you.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Fuck you.

 

[BBK]

I hate that they are playing games with my heart

What games? This was obvious from the get go.

 

[CUIHAWK]

Just move on, Spence.

 

[BBK]

My sources continue to be the best sources.

I'm still hearing Spencer will start over McNamara.

Brian will be back too

 

[BillyBob]

Kurt’s infatuation with The Spence has become quite bizarre.

Could there be something sexual going on?

 

[BngHawk]

I hate that they are playing games with my heart

They = Doug. Punish him.

 

[BngHawk]

Kurt’s infatuation with The Spence has become quite bizarre.

Could there be something sexual going on?

I’m hearing that.

 

[BillyBob]

My sources continue to be the best sources.

I'm still hearing Spencer will start over McNamara.

Brian will be back too

sources deep within the program are telling me the same thing

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

I'd say this doesn't bode well for what we're about to see from the QB position on Saturday.

 

[Stu Beagle]

I am sitting here cry laughing….why the fuck does that dipshit want to come back !?!?!?!!?

Because fans were online bullied into giving him a standing O on Senior day

 

[Creed]

I think we can all agree that doug should be murdered at this point.

 

[douglasbader]

I think we can all agree that doug should be murdered at this point.

Spencer is staying this Spring for the free surgery and free rehab. Brian is still going to be gone. Spencer will not be here in the fall.

 

[The Full Monte]

In 99.99% of cases, I would be absolutely fine with bringing back a senior on whatever waiver necessary to get the surgery and recovery from a serious injury suffered while wearing a Hawkeye uniform.

the .01% is Spencer. Mostly because even if he never starts another game for Iowa, I’m 100% convinced Kirk will be an annoying prick about the situation….and that the first time Cade gets dinged up….he’ll go from 6 to midnight over the opportunity to get his Son, Spencer Petras on the field, just one last time.

It’s just going to be an obnoxious distraction

And I really wish I wasn’t so F’ing sure of that that I’m not immediately endorsing the young man getting the medical care he needs on the team’s dime

 

[cloudhawk]

 

[thrawn]

Spencer is staying this Spring for the free surgery and free rehab. Brian is still going to be gone. Spencer will not be here in the fall.

I'm coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down because I want it all

It started out with a snip, how did it end up like this?
It was only a snip, it was only a snip

Now I'm falling asleep and he’s calling a play
While he’s calling a stretch and he’s taking a snap
Now he’s going to start and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head, but he’s touching his

Chest now, he takes off his hat now
Let me go

I just can't look, it's killing me
And taking control

Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay, destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes, 'cause I'm Mr. Brightside

 

[CleteyColgate]

My sources continue to be the best sources.

I'm still hearing Spencer will start over McNamara.

Brian will be back too

Why are all the fuckjobs in the Iowa fan base on Halo?

 

[CleteyColgate]

sources deep within the program are telling me the same thing

I continue to believe I'm the only man here who has actually had sex with a woman

 

[CleteyColgate]

Kurt’s infatuation with The Spence has become quite bizarre.

Could there be something sexual going on?

There's no obsession with Spencer Petras on Halo. I barely see his name.

 

[The Full Monte]

Why are all the fuckjobs in the Iowa fan base on Halo?

In fairness….we’ve been begging you and a couple others to leave for months now.

You alone have the power to move the needle on Halo’s Fuckjob meter Cletey. Use it!

 

[Hawkstrat]

I don't care if he rehabs in the spring. If he's around in the fall, Kirk is going to be an asshole.

 

[cloudhawk]

HaLo boy band song request going out to Clete:

 

[The Full Monte]

I don't care if he rehabs in the spring. If he's around in the fall, Kirk is going to be an asshole.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Kurt’s infatuation with The Spence has become quite bizarre.

Could there be something sexual going on?

yes, they are fucking us in the ass.

 

[BillyBob]

It's just spring
summer
fall
opening day
a few games
the whole season
the 2024 season

 

[nikolausp]

Glad we have TheSwarm to keep paying PETRS his NIL stipend during this trying time for him with injuries.

 

[Pipiyopee]

There's no obsession with Spencer Petras on Halo. I barely see his name.

Spencer Petras is in the conversation for worst three year starter in the history of college football. Can’t imagine why he’d be a hot topic of conversation here.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Spencer is staying this Spring for the free surgery and free rehab. Brian is still going to be gone. Spencer will not be here in the fall.

It will be free whether he stays or not.

 

[FLhawk]

Glad we have TheSwarm to keep paying PETRS his NIL stipend during this trying time for him with injuries.

i would bet that is a 0 payment. not happening

 

[CleteyColgate]

Spencer Petras is in the conversation for worst three year starter in the history of college football. Can’t imagine why he’d be a hot topic of conversation here.

It's 12/29 and his season is over but go on

 

[CleteyColgate]

Glad we have TheSwarm to keep paying PETRS his NIL stipend during this trying time for him with injuries.

OBSESSION

 

[nikolausp]

i would bet that is a 0 payment. not happening

The funds in TheSWARM Collective = mostly used to fund current Iowa Hawkeye athletes (Women's & Men's BBall, and Football). Spencer is still currently (when not in Nashville) making appearances for TheSWARM around town, in a sling, visiting kids at schools, etc, etc.

I doubt he's doing it for TheSWARM for free.

 

[BBK]

i would bet that is a 0 payment. not happening

 

[BngHawk]

We’re going to find out Spence is receiving money that far exceeds his actual value.

 

[snips]

I continue to believe I'm the only man here who has actually had sex with a woman

define 'sex'?

 

[Pipiyopee]

It's 12/29 and his season is over but go on

Well he’s still on the roster…whats the appropriate amount of time Clete? Because I lean towards forever.

People still occasionally talk about Jake Christensen. Spencer is worse.

 

[The Dad]

define 'sex'?

Also define ‘actual woman’?

 

[CleteyColgate]

…whats the appropriate amount of time Clete? Because I lean towards forever.

Insufferable

 

[CleteyColgate]

Also define ‘actual woman’?

What's a woman?

#HaloPost

 

[CleteyColgate]

The funds in TheSWARM Collective = mostly used to fund current Iowa Hawkeye athletes (Women's & Men's BBall, and Football). Spencer is still currently (when not in Nashville) making appearances for TheSWARM around town, in a sling, visiting kids at schools, etc, etc.

I doubt he's doing it for TheSWARM for free.

Re Mortgage your home and give your savings to SWARM so that players other than Spencer get some of that mula

 

[The Dad]

What's a woman?

#HaloPost

Yes or no?

 

[Alan Lomax]

That shirt is perfect.

 

[Pedro Gomez]

That shirt is perfect.

Yep. She's a snappy dresser

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Looks ready to destroy a local Pizza Ranch

 

[Stu Beagle]

Someone needs to edit this and put in Petras and Bridawg

 

[The Dad]

It takes a unique blend of circumstances to spawn a Kadyn.

 

[Pipiyopee]

Insufferable

I’m sorry your son, Spencer, is not very good at football. He would have been a star at Grandview.

 

[cloudhawk]

Re Mortgage your home and give your savings to SWARM so that players other than Spencer get some of that mula

*moolah

Actually, mula is acceptable