**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[douglasbader]

did lachey die?

We'll see if he takes the next step.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Fuckin doug

 

[KitKatApples]

Is that how he died?

 

[Hawk4Life25]

I'm not saying they go back to the Fant/Hock offense with TE heavy usage but if they like the position group and what they can do...will we see more TEs and less WRs on the field?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

50/50

 

[kmurp]

Of course we will. There is a dearth of wide receivers. If any of them get injured at all it will be required won’t it?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

did lachey die?

No, just got divorced and their show was canceled

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I'm not saying they go back to the Fant/Hock offense with TE heavy usage but if they like the position group and what they can do...will we see more TEs and less WRs on the field?

We might as well since Peaches doesn’t look for WRs.

 

[Hawk24]

Interesting comments from the B10 head of officials when asked about teams like Penn St. and others faking injuries.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

oh no, a fine!

 

[Shawneemicks]

Franklin would owe about a million

 

[KitKatApples]

Sit out the rest of the fucking series, why's that so god damn difficult

 

[thrawn]

LaPorta is kind of meh to me. He gets production because the QB either is afraid to stretch the field or doesn’t have WR options available. But he doesn’t seem like he is impacting the game.

 

[KitKatApples]

LaPorta is kind of meh to me. He gets production because the QB either is afraid to stretch the field or doesn’t have WR options available. But he doesn’t seem like he is impacting the game.

Seems to have a lot of drops

 

[26.2]

Franklin would owe about a million

Are there fines now for fucking your mama?

 

[Shawneemicks]

Are there fines now for fucking your mama?

@douglasbader mom is free I believe.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Seems to have a lot of drops

Because he did have a lot of drops, but several other guys have had drops the last couple years - Johnson, Smith, ISM - that probably have a little bit to do with them having no idea where the numbnuts throwing the football will put the ball at.

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Saul Berkley]

Yea, not loving the OL two deeps there. Hopefully Richman takes a big step forward and Plumb is at least servicable. Hawks need to develop a good run game. I think the OL is a year away yet. Hope I'm wrong.

 

[ChipHilton]

I can tell you right now, by the 4th week of the season it is going to be LaPorta and Stillianos as the main TE options. Johnson, Bruce, Bostick and Rigatoni will be the main WR rotation.

Bostick is so skinny, though. Breakage is a concern.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Lachey will have a preseason injury in camp and Doug will end up being RATT

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Yea, not loving the OL two deeps there. Hopefully Richman takes a big step forward and Plumb is at least servicable. Hawks need to develop a good run game. I think the OL is a year away yet. Hope I'm wrong.

The published two deeps are meaningless at this point.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

LaPorta is kind of meh to me. He gets production because the QB either is afraid to stretch the field or doesn’t have WR options available. But he doesn’t seem like he is impacting the game.

Agree completely and that's why we're different than Iowa State. He is not the asskicker like everyone thinks he is.

He's good, but not dominant.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Those two deeps are set in stone unfortunately for the offense. I’d bet there won’t be more than 1 on each side of the ball that has the listed starter wrongly placed.

 

[thrawn]

the first Hankins pick v ISU is hilarious. Purdy gets that out so late and short that it’s almost catching a punt.

 

[RazHawk]

7 of the 10 in the OL two deeps are Sophomores or Redshirt Freshmen, can't imagine there are many "good stories" or surprises behind that.

This is about as bare as I remember the cupboard being at OL in the last 20 years.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

7 of the 10 in the OL two deeps are Sophomores or Redshirt Freshmen, can't imagine there are many "good stories" or surprises behind that.

This is about as bare as I remember the cupboard being at OL in the last 20 years.

I haven't checked the depth chart...does our starting QB move around pretty well? That would help a ton if he did.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Oh...

 

[Shawneemicks]

@Thomas Wolsey how many currently listed starters do you believe are in real jeopardy of not starting?

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Agree completely and that's why we're different than Iowa State. He is not the asskicker like everyone thinks he is.

He's good, but not dominant.

He’s pretty damn good. His numbers have been affected by QB/OL play

 

[The Full Monte]

He’s pretty damn good. His numbers have been affected by QB/OL play

I think he’s really good…just kind of soft in the same way Fant was. He’s not overly interested in sticking his nose in against a DE on a running play

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

@Thomas Wolsey how many currently listed starters do you believe are in real jeopardy of not starting?

I haven’t looked at the two deeps. And don’t need to in order to tell you to go fuck yourself!

 

[Saul Berkley]

The published two deeps are meaningless at this point.

Yes but my overall feeling about the OL remains. If Plumb doesn't start, then that likely means it's either DeJong or a young guy. I think there is a lot of young talent on the OL but it needs another year of experience and playing time.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Yes but my overall feeling about the OL remains. If Plumb doesn't start, then that likely means it's either DeJong or a young guy. I think there is a lot of young talent on the OL but it needs another year of experience and playing time.

98% of CFB teams struggle with this yearly but I feel the OL, despite the loss of Linderbaum will be much improved this year.

 

[wondergrape]

No, just got divorced and their show was canceled

I was parking for a Reds game with a buddy (from Iowa City - the dude who won a bracelet at the WSOP, for anyone in the know), and they have a new self pay option that isn't at all well designed (this was around 2010 or so).

Anyway, buddy goes and finds the attendant because something went wrong. Now, buddy is the kind of dude who may or may not possess any social niceties whatsoever (if you know the WSOP story, you know what I'm talking about here), and when he returns to the kiosk he brushes aside the dude who is starting his kiosk transaction and immediately launches into whatever was wrong with his transaction.

My guy didn't notice, but he who was brushed aside was none other than Nick Lachey himself. I looked at him and gave one of these:

To which Mr. Lachey responded:

TL;DR: The Cubs won because fuck the Reds.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Bostick is so skinny, though. Breakage is a concern.

The Heisman trophy winning WR in 2020 weighs 170 lbs. He blocked his ass off and played gunner on the punt team, no breakage detected.

 

[26.2]

I was parking for a Reds game with a buddy (from Iowa City - the dude who won a bracelet at the WSOP, for anyone in the know), and they have a new self pay option that isn't at all well designed (this was around 2010 or so).

Anyway, buddy goes and finds the attendant because something went wrong. Now, buddy is the kind of dude who may or may not possess any social niceties whatsoever (if you know the WSOP story, you know what I'm talking about here), and when he returns to the kiosk he brushes aside the dude who is starting his kiosk transaction and immediately launches into whatever was wrong with his transaction.

My guy didn't notice, but he who was brushed aside was none other than Nick Lachey himself. I looked at him and gave one of these:

To which Mr. Lachey responded:

TL;DR: The Cubs won because fuck the Reds.

I am 100% positive you know what Penus tastes like

 

[Shawneemicks]

 

[KitKatApples]

Tastes like dick

 

[wondergrape]

I am 100% positive you know what Penus tastes like

And yet I could beat the shit out of you, fuck your wife and post better stuff on the internet than you.

 

[douglasbader]

BAM!!!!!!!

 

[26.2]

And yet I could beat the shit out of you, fuck your wife and post better stuff on the internet than you.

Well, assuming you don't take another break from here caused by your aching vag.

And the only thing you can beat the shit out of is your teenie weenie while you watch your wife go out on Saturday night without you.

 

[Glen]

This all seems very personal and hurtful.

 

[Geese]

I am 100% positive you know what Penus tastes like

Bc it was yours?

 

[Geese]

26.2
has had his dick tasted by a man

 

[26.2]

Bc it was yours?

No. I won't name names, but a friend of a friend had his dick sucked by wondergrape in IC. Dude used to play a lot of basketball and frequent It's Brothers! and sometimes subbed in working at the Airliner. Last I heard he was a busboy at Takanami in IC, but that was twelve or so years ago.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Hawt

 

[KitKatApples]

I don't believe the facts of that story are accurate

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Brady Quinn is all in on 'ol Spence

 

[KitKatApples]

Brady Quinn is a fucking idiot