**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[drbutkus]

Are these all of the scholarships WRs? I think these are them.

Ragaini (White lacrosse player)
Vines (Forever hurt)
Keegan Johnson (VAIDS)
Bruce (Midget)
Brecht (White, not his best sport)
Bostick (True Freshman)

We're gonna need some more FBI guys

 

[IowaWigman]

We're gonna need some more FBI guys

Just like fuckin’ Saigon, eh Slick?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Just like fuckin’ Saigon, eh Slick?

i was in junior high, Dickhead

 

[Monster]

i was in junior high, Dickhead

Best 5 years of your life I'm sure.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Not sure this belongs in this thread, but what the hell. You think this guy would learn to shut up and maybe start backing off the hype a bit.

This belongs in every thread.

 

[The Dad]

Are these all of the scholarships WRs? I think these are them.

Ragaini (White lacrosse player)
Vines (Forever hurt)
Keegan Johnson (VAIDS)
Bruce (Midget)
Brecht (White, not his best sport)
Bostick (True Freshman)

 

[Gushawk]

His commitment to blocking was spotty, especially when compared to a guy like Jackson Ritter

 

[Herky823]

His commitment to being a complete dickhead was unparalleled.

Just kidding. I really don't know much about it. But still - fuck him. We didn't want him anyway.

 

[Debit One]

 

[Harlan]

His commitment to being a complete dickhead was unparalleled.

Just kidding. I really don't know much about it. But still - fuck him. We didn't want him anyway.

I did.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

If Charlie Jones is their #1 receiver then the hawks are going to beat the shit out of them.

 

[brantshawks]

If Charlie Jones is their #1 receiver then the hawks are going to beat the shit out of them.

Thanks for ensuring his 3 td day.

 

[KitKatApples]

Christ I hope it's only three

 

[Debit One]

If Charlie Jones is their #1 receiver then the hawks are going to beat the shit out of them.

Charlie Jones would be Iowa’s #1 receiver right now, so I’d slow the throwing of stones.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Charlie Jones would be Iowa’s #1 receiver right now, so I’d slow the throwing of stones.

He was 4th on the team last year in yardage and had less catches than 3 other guys that are returning, including Bruce, who didn’t get a lot of reps until the 2nd half of the season. Y’all are closer to CyFanatic in football acumen than you think.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

So Vines has a broken wrist and Ragaini has a broken foot.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

So Vines has a broken wrist and Ragaini has a broken foot.

Vines’ doesn’t seem that bad then.

 

[The Dad]

So Vines has a broken wrist and Ragaini has a broken foot.

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

I blame Petras.

 

[Monster]

He was 4th on the team last year in yardage and had less catches than 3 other guys that are returning, including Bruce, who didn’t get a lot of reps until the 2nd half of the season. Y’all are closer to CyFanatic in football acumen than you think.

*fewer

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

*fewer

Thx. I’ll work on my brevity moving forward.

 

[Monster]

Thx. I’ll work on my brevity moving forward.

It's actually not a brevity issue when you are trading a word for a word. Simple usage error.

 

[BBK]

Tell em, Steve Dave

 

[kmurp]

So Vines has a broken wrist and Ragaini has a broken foot.

They will have to look at moving someone to the WR position won’t they?

 

[C-3PO]

They will have to look at moving someone to the WR position won’t they?

What about that X guy? He’s young and can play both ways for a bit right?

Or how about we just put the fastest guys out there no matter the position. They will figure it out.

Fucking shit.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

They will have to look at moving someone to the WR position won’t they?

I’m guessing more 3 TE sets and Arland Bruce steps into the starting role with the new guys getting more reps. Who would they move?

 

[Bob Sanders]

I’m guessing more 3 TE sets and Arland Bruce steps into the starting role with the new guys getting more reps. Who would they move?

Fwiw, I think Bruce was already in that role regardless. In a podcast this spring, Copeland went on at length about how hard Bruce is working on and off the field. Unsurprising coming from a family of professional athletes.

 

[kmurp]

I’m guessing more 3 TE sets and Arland Bruce steps into the starting role with the new guys getting more reps. Who would they move?

I have no clue who they would move but I think the team only has one healthy scholarship wide receiver.

 

[Bob Sanders]

I have no clue who they would move but I think the team only has one healthy scholarship wide receiver.

Did something happen to Bostick too?

 

[kmurp]

Did something happen to Bostick too?

I should have added “with experience”.

 

[Saul Berkley]

It's going to be Kaden Wetjen and Alec Wick out there. Shades of 2016 with a shittier QB.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

And now all is well

 

[Shawneemicks]

FTR I’ve written off Keegan Johnson. He’s a walking injury. Prove me wrong Keegan!

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

FTR I’ve written off Keegan Johnson. He’s a walking injury. Prove me wrong Keegan!

Because he's played in every game of his career so far except the bowl game when he had an emergency appendectomy?

 

[Shawneemicks]

Because he's played in every game of his career so far except the bowl game when he had an emergency appendectomy?

Exactly

 

[Lee Beevers]

I’m beginning to think @Shawneemicks may be a fucking moron.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I’m beginning to think @Shawneemicks may be a fucking moron.

If it took you this long YOU may be the moron Lee.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I’m beginning to think @Shawneemicks may be a fucking moron.

SelfPWN!!!!

 

[Lee Beevers]

If it took you this long YOU may be the moron Lee.

Well, yea.

 

[Debit One]

 

[Lee Beevers]

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Vines----Broken Wrist
Ragaini--Broken foot
Brecht---Hamstring
Ritter---Out for year

Keegan--Present
Bostick--Healthy
Bruce--Healthy


We have a plethora of 5'9" white walkons.

God bless Copeland for landing one WR.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Complete jackassery to have only added one WR last year and only one up to this point this year

 

[CleteyColgate]

Vines----Broken Wrist
Ragaini--Broken foot
Brecht---Hamstring
Ritter---Out for year

Keegan--Present
Bostick--Healthy
Bruce--Healthy


We have a plethora of 5'9" white walkons.

God bless Copeland for landing one WR.

Yet people bitch about quarterbacking

 

[cloudhawk]

Yet people bitch about quarterbacking

You act like there is no video evidence or anything

 

[cloudhawk]

Vines----Broken Wrist
Ragaini--Broken foot
Brecht---Hamstring
Ritter---Out for year

Keegan--Present
Bostick--Healthy
Bruce--Healthy


We have a plethora of 5'9" white walkons.

God bless Copeland for landing one WR.

I noticed you do not have this Alex Wick? fella on your list....people are saying

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I noticed you do not have this Alex Wick? fella on your list....people are saying

He did not register a catch in the open practice and is therefore considered just another white walkon.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Yet people bitch about quarterbacking

That’s probably because it’s objectively bad. If I had to guess.

 

[The Full Monte]

Yet people bitch about quarterbacking

What exactly do you think keeps WR from wanting to come to Iowa?

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

What exactly do you think keeps WR from wanting to come to Iowa?