**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[TJones3312]

 

[Fair and Balanced]

https://www.si.com/college/iowa/.amp/football/spencer-petras-named-to-unitas-watch-list

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Herky823]

I listened to that super long bullshit pod that Brian did this summer. I guess the only hope now is that he wasn’t just blowing smoke when he talked about how if he didn’t do better he wouldn’t be around for long lolololol

 

[champion_thedrinker]

I listened to that super long bullshit pod that Brian did this summer. I guess the only hope now is that he wasn’t just blowing smoke when he talked about how if he didn’t do better he wouldn’t be around for long lolololol

 

[Herky823]

I was in Iowa this summer and happened to run into Kirk (csb). @MikeyJoe asked me if I asked about his confidence in his son, offensive coordinator Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz. I laughed and said no, that'd have been asinine. Now Im thinking it was irresponsible not to.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Brian should be in jail or prison

 

[TJones3312]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Alan Lomax]

As I have tried to make clear, the offense is MUCH worse than people generally think.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

As I have tried to make clear, the offense is MUCH worse than people generally think.

Your Moon family head coach and co. hard at work

 

[MikeyJoe]

Many stupid people think Iowa is “putting the defense in position to win the game”.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Well Chad just jinxed us

 

[thrawn]

Making that 10 and excluding the bowl makes that stat seem more notable than it is.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

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If that were an actual game behind him and he was just sitting in the top row playing his guitar, I could get behind this.

 

[BBK]

66 points on offense in the last 9 games. 7.3 ppg

Ew.

 

[Gushawk]

Brian disgusts me

 

[Gushawk]

I do appreciate his passionate hatred for Iowa State, however

 

[BBK]

Brian disgusts me

Fat people make me wanna puke

 

[Mountain Hawk]

This shitshow is actually looking worse than Hayden's last years.

 

[Gushawk]

This shitshow is actually looking worse than Hayden's last years.

No. Those teams were pretty bad everywhere.

 

[TurdBurgler]

It's a top 3 defense again this year so at least there's that. This team is still gonna win 8 games and it's definitely a top 10 "we don't want to play those guys" team, although the offense will actually fuck us in a couple few games.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

This shitshow is actually looking worse than Hayden's last years.

The defense is actually getting better, which is what makes it so infuriating.

Scooped---I didn't read ahead.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[KitKatApples]

No way. That can’t be otherwise Iowa would have done that

 

[BngHawk]

I was in Iowa this summer and happened to run into Kirk (csb). @MikeyJoe asked me if I asked about his confidence in his son, offensive coordinator Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz. I laughed and said no, that'd have been asinine. Now Im thinking it was irresponsible not to.

It’s always your fucking fault, herky. You fuck.

 

[BngHawk]

Oh my FUCK. Burn the ferentz family at the stake.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Oh my FUCK. Burn the ferentz family at the stake.

at least you didn’t tell them to kill themselves, I guess

 

[The Tin Man]

This shitshow is actually looking worse than Hayden's last years.

I would take Randy Reiners over Petras.

 

[SondyRules]

I would take Ryan Driscoll over Petras.

 

[Whatever]

I would take Randy Reiners over Petras.

Absolutely. Reiners isn’t going to slide feet first on third down like Spence did.

 

[Westside Ray Ray]

I would take Ryan Driscoll over Petras.

At this point I would take @CleteyColgate at QB with @L. Wade Childress calling plays.

 

[Gushawk]

I can’t abide turning the reins over to the man from whose loins Spencer sprang.

 

[wondergrape]

I'm actually just pleasantly surprised that we aren't #1.

 

[nolookpass]

126th out of 128 teams in total offense

 

[KitKatApples]

At this point I would take @CleteyColgate at QB with @L. Wade Childress calling plays.

get this laminated on a card and we’ll be set

 

[Kerky]

126th out of 128 teams in total offense

Wow, there is somebody worse out there?

 

[KitKatApples]

Two teams. That seems impossible

 

[Alan Lomax]

126th out of 128 teams in total offense

So only a little tiny bit worse than last year. Seems impossible.

 

[The Dad]

Wow, there is somebody worse out there?

That means my job is safe, right Daddy??

 

[Floyd R]

The longer Keagan Johnson is out with an “undisclosed injury” the more I wonder if there’s something else going on with him.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Refusing to play with peaches

 

[Dr. Zaius]

DGAFIAP. If you are actually being truthful with those statements, you should resign after this year. You suck

 

[The Dad]

DGAFIAP. If you are actually being truthful with those statements, you should resign after this year. You suck

He feels very proud of what he’s done. You can hear it in his tone, and see it in his posture. He feels we all owe him a big thank you for 2021.

 

[Kerky]

He feels very proud of what he’s done. You can hear it in his tone, and see it in his posture. He feels we all owe him a big thank you for 2021.

Fuck him and his born on third attitude. If he has any level of introspection and self respect, he will resign after this year

 

[Alan Lomax]

Fuck him and his born on third attitude. If he has any level of introspection and self respect, he will resign after this year

You know Iowa had one of the worst offenses in the nation last year, just a little bit better the year before. We watched a truly terrible quarterback take every snap the last two years, except when he was hurt, and the big changes made this offseason? Make the bad OC, also the qb coach. Then Saturday. There’s no introspection, there’s no resigning, there’s no changing. Iowa is a fucking joke and the people inside the building appear to have convinced themselves THIS is complimentary football. It’s not, it’s offensive abomination.

 

[MikeyJoe]

I fear the problem is far simpler. He might just be stupid.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Charlie Jones is within spitting distance of two years of production in one game. Charlie fucking Jones. Iowa’s offense is a fucking disgusting joke. Getting the ball results in a drive where they’re in better position to score like a quarter of the time. .186 offensive possessions ended with a touchdown last year. The 0 this year is BARELY worse than that. Punts, completions, and first downs were all about equal and more than points scored. “Snort, Spencer’s our guy, noise out there is louder than in here…”

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Charlie Jones is within spitting distance of two years of production in one game. Charlie fucking Jones. Iowa’s offense is a fucking disgusting joke. Getting the ball results in a drive where they’re in better position to score like a quarter of the time. .186 offensive possessions ended with a touchdown last year. The 0 this year is BARELY worse than that. Punts, completions, and first downs were all about equal and more than points scored. “Snort, Spencer’s our guy, noise out there is louder than in here…”

I wish they would apply the smart part of Tough, Smart, Physical to coaching.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Where's the loyalty to the other quarterbacks they've recruited? Kirk does an amazing job of not losing the locker room.