**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[StinkyMcFadden]

Brian and Matt Campbell are very much the same person.

 

[RazHawk]

Has it ever occurred to him that the fact he can't stick to his fundamentals in games without a red jersey on might indicate an unfixable problem?

 

[Shawneemicks]

Brian and Matt Campbell are very much the same person.

Campbell is much better

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Brian oddly enough commented that he thought Spencer had enough time to get throws off. That’s more pointed than I expected

I caught that too.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I like the way that Brian evaluates the question as a good or fair one before many of his responses.

"I'm not here for you to grade me, you mouth-breathing retard. A positive evaluation from you likely means I'm the worst reporter in the country."

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Has it ever occurred to him that the fact he can't stick to his fundamentals in games without a red jersey on might indicate an unfixable problem?

This is of course the perfect follow up that Chad never considered.

Also, he's lying when he says they haven't been practicing the way that SDSU went. Fall practice has been a complete interception filled shit show.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Maybe Spencer can wear a red alt jersey Saturday.

 

[cloudhawk]

Maybe Spencer can wear a red alt jersey Saturday.

Or get blown the fuck up in practice

 

[RazHawk]

Or get blown the fuck up in practice

Could they actually do this? It's about the only way they could see the real Spencer Petras in practice and judge him accurately.

 

[Verbal]

Brian and Matt Campbell are very much the same person.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Is he drinking piss

 

[Gushawk]

That wooden fuck doesn’t look “good” in Tony Ricearoni’s scripted clips and I can guarantee you he doesn’t look “good” in practice either. They’ve blinded themselves into believing “better” = “good”.

 

[Verbal]

Is he drinking piss

Possibly a piss-flavored energy drink, if I had to guess.

 

[The Dad]

What do fundamentals have to do with the multiple tragically terrible decisions to throw into heavy coverage?

 

[RazHawk]

What do fundamentals have to do with the multiple tragically terrible decisions to throw into heavy coverage?

Would have been another good follow up question

 

[The Dad]

Would have been another good follow up question

Not to mention them being extremely high risk/low reward throws for minimal gains.

 

[Gushawk]

Not to mention them being extremely high risk/low reward throws for minimal gains.

like GDGD, brian loves those.

 

[The Full Monte]

Campbell is much better

I love these bows. Matt Campbell is a fucking douche bag….but if you wouldn’t take him every day of the week and twice on Sunday as Iowa’s OC right now, you’re retarded.

That's not an endorsement of Campbell. That’s commentary on how fucking bad Brian is

 

[Shawneemicks]

Bows for choosing the guy most responsible for the worst offense in college football.
Lol

 

[Fair and Balanced]

His performance was a reflection of him sucking, which we've seen for 3 straight years, you don't need any further data points to make that call.

You know what made his fundamentals waver? It was a real game. They always struggle in real games.

 

[Brad Wesley]

like GDGD, brian loves those.

Iowa has been lucky specific to “low risk” WR screens not going for a pick six.

Brian’s offense only requires the defense to defend a small portion of the field. He refuses to create space for the offense by occasionally taking a deep shot or anything the threatens the defense beyond 15 yards.

 

[Gushawk]

He barely ever constrains them horizontally let alone vertically

 

[Lee Beevers]

The Ferentz's have made me retarded.

I don’t know. You’ve always been plenty retarded. Lol pwnd!!!!

 

[The Dad]

“Coach said I don’t miss.”
“When my fundamentals are perfect.”
“In practice.”

 

[BBK]

Brian oddly enough commented that he thought Spencer had enough time to get throws off. That’s more pointed than I expected

I agree. He obviously caught some heat on the pass rush, but with our ridiculously short routes he pretty much always had time.

 

[eclone]

I agree. He obviously caught some heat on the pass rush, but with our ridiculously short routes he pretty much always had time.

Guess Kirk & Brian couldn’t see that from field level during the game.

 

[fossilhawk]

Yep. I almost forgot, too, how creative the offense got for a while there back in 2018 and 2019. For some reason, they went back to vanilla offense with GDGD style passing attack. Yet they claim they have 2 QBs they love. Something doesn't add up.

They trusted Stanley and do not trust Petras. I think it's basically that simple.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Why can't Petrus carry out the fake after handing the ball to the running back? Is he scared he'll get hit or just too fucking stupid?

 

[CleteyColgate]

Including @Nobody

SMH

Always good for the offensive coordinator to be shocked about happenings on the football field

 

[Pipiyopee]

He’s never considered the possibility that he sucks at his job

 

[The Full Monte]

I agree. He obviously caught some heat on the pass rush, but with our ridiculously short routes he pretty much always had time.

Anyone that watched Clemson vs GT saw an example of this. Clemson’s front four was absolutely destroying GT’s OLine; it was fucking comical. Guys getting tossed everywhere on every single play. Their QB still managed to complete 23/36. Yes they lost, and it’s not a great stat line, but acting like it’s impossible to complete passes if your protection isn’t perfect is lazy and stupid

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[HzzzHawk]

I have the Otter app

 

[BBK]

I have the Otter app

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[Geese]

New Kirk is dead

 

[HzzzHawk]

Howla prefers its rival, the Twink app

these two apps are friendly rivals IYKWIM

 

[BBK]

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[BBK]

I feel like I always forget about that random "yum" at the end of the first stanza and it gives me about a minute of giggles every time

 

[B19Rob]

Even the ref looks like he wants to run downhill and get a TFL

 

[TVan]

"When his feet were set and he was delivering the ball the way that he should, there weren't any issues. When the fundamentals weren't quite there, there were issues."

What a giant "Derp" of an answer. This guy isn't smart. When it's cold outside...you actually feel colder. Dipshit.

 

[BBK]

All the fundamentals talk is bringing me back to the days of Todd The Criminal

 

[TVan]

New Kirk is dead

2 years ago.

 

[Debit One]

Spencer Petras has been in Iowa's program for 3.5 years, getting all of the first team QB reps for 2.5 of those years.

Any fundamentals that aren't already in place aren't going to develop.

 

[BBK]

Spencer Petras has been in Iowa's program for 3.5 years, getting all of the first team QB reps for 2.5 of those years.

Any fundamentals that aren't already in place aren't going to develop.

Nice boy, though. Good lad.

 

[IowaWigman]

Nice boy, though. Good lad.

Sweet ol gal, and a helluva good cook.

 

[TVan]

If you want to ruin a good day, Citrus Bowl is on ESPN U.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

The online anti-boo crowd is insufferable. This is a multi-billion dollar industry. Kids don’t play college football. Pussification.

 

[RazHawk]

I agree, but I also think, at some point, if I were Spencer's parents, I'd file charges for child abuse against Kirk if he keeps trotting him out there to get boo'd with a 1.1 QBR. Other QBs should be getting boo'd too.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Petras wants to play and start, I'm not saying that, but you can't convince me he wouldn't feel at least a little relief if Padilla was named starter.