**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Debit One]

Petras wants to play and start, I'm not saying that, but you can't convince me he wouldn't feel at least a little relief if Padilla was named starter.

It would be the best thing for him.

He looks good in the red cap.

 

[Kamala]

I agree, but I also think, at some point, if I were Spencer's parents, I'd file charges for child abuse against Kirk if he keeps trotting him out there to get boo'd with a 1.1 QBR. Other QBs should be getting boo'd too.

KF allowing Spence to trot out there is irresponsible and unfair to Spencer. It’s also unfair to the backup QBs. And all of the other Iowa players. And the people who support Iowa football.

 

[The Full Monte]

As a condition of my non-booing….I would like Tony Whateverthefuck to be permanently banned from having any contact with any current or future Iowa players. That dude is a fucking huckster

 

[Truant]

SIAP
Dochterman says Iowa had two QBs targeted in the transfer portal, but couldn’t seal the deal.

 

[RazHawk]

 

[cloudhawk]

SIAP
Dochterman says Iowa had two QBs targeted in the transfer portal, but couldn’t seal the deal.

Aiden McConnell?

 

[RazHawk]

SIAP
Dochterman says Iowa had two QBs targeted in the transfer portal, but couldn’t seal the deal.

I'd love to know the names..... You put Kedon Slovis on this Iowa team and it's winning the West and at least giving Michigan/Ohio State a game.

They simply couldn't afford to miss on the transfer portal if their QB situation is so bad that Petras is actually the best option.

 

[Hawkstrat]

According to Kakert, one of the QBs was Adrian Martinez.

 

[RazHawk]

According to Kakert, one of the QBs was Adrian Martinez.

Lmao, Kirk going after the most turnover prone QB in the conference would have made lots of sense. I do see that Doc did the "I know who they are but won't tell you" thing, like a massive douche.

 

[Debit One]

According to Kakert, one of the QBs was Adrian Martinez.

This is comical.

Adrian Martinez is the antithesis of what KF has shown that he values in a QB.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Maybe that's what they need to do. Get a natural retard and reel them in.

 

[BuffettHawk]

They recognized it was a critical area of need for the success of their offense, and in response they targeted a total of two players.

 

[BuffettHawk]

They recognized it was a critical area of need for the success of their offense, and in response they targeted a total of two players.

Of the 6,324 QBs in the portal last spring.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Kirk and his son, Brian, are dumbfucks.

 

[MikeyJoe]

LOL at someone in the Iowa program leaking that fact in response to pressure this week.

We targeted TWO players!

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Lmao, Kirk going after the most turnover prone QB in the conference would have made lots of sense. I do see that Doc did the "I know who they are but won't tell you" thing, like a massive douche.

He doesn’t know shit.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

What do fundamentals have to do with the multiple tragically terrible decisions to throw into heavy coverage?

reading is fundamental

 

[douglasbader]

He doesn’t know shit.

He absolutely knows, you miserable dumbfuck.

 

[Kamala]

He absolutely knows, you miserable dumbfuck.

If he doesn’t tell us then it doesn’t matter if he knows or not

 

[HzzzHawk]

He absolutely knows, you miserable dumbfuck.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

According to Pro Football Focus, Petras was 10-of-18 passing with 83 yards without pressure. When he faced pressure, Petras was just 1-of-7 passing for 26 yards and an interception.

…and he played the whole damn game

 

[CurdMan]

So he was completing less than their 60% goal even without pressure. Every time I feel like everything has been said to prove how bad this guy is there’s another stat to back it up

 

[shoot-the-three]

How could a transfer portal QB with only one year of eligibility even help? We all know that it takes two to three years to understand the intricacies of the offense.

 

[TVan]

So he was completing less than their 60% goal even without pressure. Every time I feel like everything has been said to prove how bad this guy is there’s another stat to back it up

I feel this as well. Its alarming how many different stats can prove something two guys, who make so much money for their expertise, apparently can't see.

 

[Hawk24]

 

[RazHawk]

If CycloneLarry has his stats right, that's fuckin incredible:

 

[Hawkstrat]

Fucking Dan

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Lol

 

[TVan]

 

[TVan]

That stat gives KF a full rager.

 

[CleteyColgate]

If CycloneLarry has his stats right, that's fuckin incredible:

CycloneLarry never makes anything up

 

[RazHawk]

Lol, he's realizing he bought troll bait

 

[TVan]

LOL

 

[BngHawk]

Haha cyclone Larry: got heeeem

 

[Mountain Hawk]

Aiden McConnell?

KF probably told them Petras was his man regardless.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

KF probably told them Petras was his man regardless.

You will have a chance to win the job, although Spencer has built up quite a bit of equity, certainly.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

Just in case anyone is unclear on how the Iowa brand is being presented out there"

 

[TVan]

 

[Saul Berkley]

LOL at someone in the Iowa program leaking that fact in response to pressure this week.

We targeted TWO players!

And by "target" that really likely means they just kicked the tires on it. It probably went like this:

Staff: Hey, we were just wondering if you had any interest in coming here to compete with Petras? He sucks but we really like him. We can't guarantee any starting position especially since we love Petras but what do ya say?

QB: No thanks.

Staff: Ok, if you know of any other QBs looking, let us know!

QB: No thanks.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Just in case anyone is unclear on how the Iowa brand is being presented out there"

Public relations is Kirk's strong suit

 

[CleteyColgate]

Lol, he's realizing he bought troll bait

Don't believe ANYTHING by anyone named Cyclone

 

[cloudhawk]

Why the fuck was Petras keeping the ball after that game.....

 

[KitKatApples]

Hopefully to shove it up his ass

 

[TVan]

Why the fuck was Petras keeping the ball after that game.....

His last ever game ball hopefully.

 

[CamelTones]

Why the fuck was Petras keeping the ball after that game.....

The end after the kneel was really awkward.

 

[kmurp]

Those Iowa teams were so much more fun to watch than this shit.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[KitKatApples]

Lol

 

[brantshawks]

Unbelievable, even.

 

[BngHawk]

Fuckin Larry