**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Fair and Balanced]

Fuckin Larry

He’s quite the rascal.

 

[Alan Lomax]

That would be quite satisfying for a person like that I imagine. I don’t particularly like things like that most of the time.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Makes my point that national media members are dumb apes

 

[The Full Monte]

I would like very much for Larry to post on Halo

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Makes my point that national media members are dumb apes

Twitter dorks are morons.

 

[brantshawks]

I would like very much for Larry to post on Halo

I wonder if he has a 5 shirt rotation and already does?

 

[TVan]

Twitter dorks are morons.

The same thing was happening with Twitter nerds that cover golf. They would retweet any rumor of a player jumping to LIV. One handle that goes by PGA Tuor dropped a bunch of big names and they all ate it up. So stupid. If you can’t see that PGA Tuor is a fake handle you should jump off ISUs brand new bridge.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Being center of attention > being first > being accurate

 

[ivan_drago]

I would like very much for Larry to post on Halo

He probably does. Pay attention.

 

[Herky823]

I would like very much for Larry to post on Halo

I wonder if he has a 5 shirt rotation and already does?

 

[SondyRules]

Next weeks opponent caught looking ahead?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Maybe we can get over 200 yards

 

[Kamala]

Maybe we can get over 200 yards

This is exactly why Padilla isn’t going to start next week either.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Hopefully Spence has a short leash!!!!

 

[SuperHans]

Maybe we can get over 200 yards

the best time for a new qb to build confidence

 

[Kamala]

the best time for a new qb to build confidence

It would be, yes

 

[thrawn]

That’s the type of game that just kills your interest in any CFB for the weekends ahead

 

[Westside Ray Ray]

 

[Alan Lomax]

I can’t believe I watch the Iowa offense on purpose.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Hopefully Spence has a short leash!!!!

The insiders on TOS said Petras would be on a short lease during the Iowa State game. Petras played the whole game and the offense was worse.

 

[turtley78]

I can’t believe I watch the Iowa offense on purpose.

It’s basically morbid curiosity at this point.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

 

[Alan Lomax]

Charlie Jones is a walking talking playing billboard to EVERYONE to not go to Iowa.

 

[MikeyJoe]

If Charlie Jones was still at Iowa some dumb motherfuckers would be pointing to him as an excuse for why Petras can’t make more plays.

 

[Debit One]

Charlie Jones is proof that the primary issue is not the level of talent at wide receiver.

It is indeed an issue, but it is not THE ISSUE.

 

[Alan Lomax]

And fuck anyone that says, “well the other players aren’t doing Spencer any favors with drops!” FUCK YOU. He’s uniquely bad and has been for three fucking years. Brian can’t coordinate his way out of a wet paper bag. They are setting back Iowa football YEARS because of their dipshittery. Spencer has taken every single snap and has generated zero points. He was bad last year and is worse now.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Charlie Jones is proof that the primary issue is not the level of talent at wide receiver.

It is indeed an issue, but it is not THE ISSUE.

Charlie:

 

[CleteyColgate]

If Charlie Jones was still at Iowa some dumb motherfuckers would be pointing to him as an excuse for why Petras can’t make more plays.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

 

[nolookpass]

According to ESPN college football stats Iowa is dead last in the country in total offense. The next closest team averages 72 yards More per game. The defense is 7th in the country in Total Defense

 

[Floyd R]

I kind of have to laugh at Brian at this point. His Doyle-esque meathead persona is his true self. He is a grossly incompetent man that makes me yearn for GDGD.

 

[Gushawk]

Doesn’t Kirk sometimes fondly recall how shitty Chuck Hartlieb was in practice?

 

[CleteyColgate]

I kind of have to laugh at Brian at this point. His Doyle-esque meathead persona is his true self. He is a grossly incompetent man that makes me yearn for GDGD.

No one wants to be OC of Iowa now, but I wonder how many highly qualified people Iowa could have considered other than Brian, who is related to Kirk and played at Iowa (while living in subsidized housing).

 

[nolookpass]

The offensive line coach will be the sacrificial lamb

 

[6deuce]

Brian will resign after the season and Kirk will hire GDGD just like he rehired O’Keefe. I love Kirk but he is the problem and needs to retire.

 

[thrawn]

Charlie Jones is proof that the primary issue is not the level of talent at wide receiver.

It is indeed an issue, but it is not THE ISSUE.

Jones is also proof of how negligent you have to be with the passing game to be this bad at it in 2022. He was a walk-on transfer from Buffalo. You could never offer another HS WR again and just go to the portal for MAC players who overperform as freshman, and Iowa would be better off.

But Iowa only hit the portal to bring in a blocking TE from the Patriot League. LMAO.

 

[nolookpass]

The only silver lining in this whole thing is that Brian of Pheasant Ridge won't now ascend to the crown

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

When does Keagan Johnson announce his transfer?

 

[neshawk]

When does Alec Wick announce his transfer?

 

[CamelTones]

Take Monte Pottebaum off the fucking field. He’s been absolutely terrible all season. He’s touched the ball like 3 times and fumbled it twice.

 

[Floyd R]

Take Monte Pottebaum off the fucking field. He’s been absolutely terrible all season. He’s touched the ball like 3 times and fumbled it twice.

He also has missed more blocks than Petras has missed throws.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Hey haters, Spencer’s QBR is now 3.4. Game to game improvement like this is all we can ask for out of Heisman practice player Spencer.

 

[CleteyColgate]

When does Keagan Johnson announce his transfer?

Dramatic

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Take Monte Pottebaum off the fucking field. He’s been absolutely terrible all season. He’s touched the ball like 3 times and fumbled it twice.

Tyler Endres’ brother wanted them to make Pottebaum the next Mark Weisman. If he sits next to me again, I may kill myself

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Tyler Endres’ brother wanted them to make Pottebaum the next Mark Weisman. If he sits next to me again, I may kill myself

What????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? My god.

 

[Silky Johnson]

You can’t have hair like Pottebaum and get all this unnecessary attention for being cool/funny/whatever and then just make horrible plays.

As in:
(1)Tripping over your feet with a wide open TD there for the taking in the conf title game.
(2) Fumbling on the goal line yesterday.
(3) Not telling your coach he’s an absolute dumbass for lining you up wide as if you’re a receiving “weapon”.

When we split out LaPorta and Pottebaum at the same time anyone watching laughs. I can only imagine how easy that is for DCs.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

You can’t have hair like Pottebaum and get all this unnecessary attention for being cool/funny/whatever and then just make horrible plays.

As in:
(1)Tripping over your feet with a wide open TD there for the taking in the conf title game.
(2) Fumbling on the goal line yesterday.
(3) Not telling your coach he’s an absolute dumbass for lining you up wide as if you’re a receiving “weapon”.

When we split out LaPorta and Pottebaum at the same time anyone watching laughs. I can only imagine how easy that is for DCs.

And don't forget he fucking sucks at blocking...his main job.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Is it time for Brian to take his giant fucking tits to the press box so he can actually see the entire atrocity unfold in real time instead of when he watches film 2 hours after the game?

Could that help? Would it hurt?

 

[CamelTones]

There have been at least 4 runs in the first 2 games where he completely whiffed the guy he was supposed to block because he was more interested in leveling the guy than engaging in an actual block. Naturally, the guy he was supposed to block made the tackle on all 4.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]