**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[BngHawk]

Halo is long!!

 

[ddevries]

“There will be a new starter this weekend, it hasn’t officially been announced yet” - Dochterman on Andy Staples Show

 

[Kamala]

“There will be a new starter this weekend, it hasn’t officially been announced yet” - Dochterman on Andy Staples Show

At right tackle?

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Kicker.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Kirk listing SP as the starter just to troll the fans

 

[newsbreaker]

Letting Petras finish the ISU game only to replace him a week later is stupid, but I'd rather the right lesson be learned stupidly than not at all.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Man, you think its embarrassing to KF to pull him now, imagine if he has to pull him because he cant do shit against Nevada

There is a 100% chance peaches struggles against Nevada & the game will be a 4 quarter dogfight.

 

[Revolver]

Kirk listing SP as the starter just to troll the fans

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Fran firing up Cameo to tell Brian to head back to New England.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Kirk is putting Petras back in as starter after those cameos.

 

[Gushawk]

Witting or unwitting, Fran was the hero we needed.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Go hawks!

 

[Geese]

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

If Iowa had to lose to Iowa State to rid themselves of the deadweight that is Spencer Petras, that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

 

[ivan_drago]

If Iowa had to lose to Iowa State to rid themselves of the deadweight that is Spencer Petras, that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

He waddled so we could run.

 

[The Tin Man]

 

[Revolver]

It isn’t all sunshine and rainbows for Iowa Basketball under Fran McCaffery, but to rebuild the program from the depths of the abyss, and continually outperform preseason expectations, the guy has been an incredible hire and we are lucky to have him. I am sure they will surprise us once again this season. Add on this charitable troll and all I can say is….

God Bless Fran McCaffery.

 

[ddevries]

Doc specifically mentioned Padilla, so yes it is a new starter at QB.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Very excited for Iowa to go from two-plus years of Petras to Padilla getting one week as the starter before getting pulled if he struggles.

 

[ddevries]

I’m disappointed people pay to watch this.

 

[TVan]

Fuuuuuck that looks terrible.

 

[Brad Wesley]

Witting or unwitting, Fran was the hero we needed.

Would like to have heard Fran’s comments during the game Saturday.

Fran knows Kirk is fucking this thing up.

 

[Judge Kemp]

If Iowa had to lose to Iowa State to rid themselves of the deadweight that is Spencer Petras, that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

*chose

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Damn it. We suck at everything.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Give us money so we can give it to Iowa State

 

[Pedro]

Give us money so we can give it to Iowa State

I'm really hoping that's just poor wording. Otherwise, it doesn't make sense.

 

[Revolver]

I’m disappointed people pay to watch this.

BZZ BZZ!!!!

 

[HzzzHawk]

I’m disappointed people pay to watch this.

you can become a SWARM member on halo for free

bzzz bzzz

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I'm really hoping that's just poor wording. Otherwise, it doesn't make sense.

What else does it mean? "we donated to ourselves"?

 

[Mr. Hawk]

DGAFIAP. They got to his Wiki too:

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Charge your phone Westside Hawk Hawk

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I took that from Twitter. My phone never dips below 80%, because I'm not an animal.

 

[KitKatApples]

Charge your twitter westside hawk hawk

 

[Hawkstrat]

They made his footwork more specific to each route. Brian is retarded. We should burn him in public.

 

[Gushawk]

Oh my god. Your feet are so fucking awful we’re going to dictate your every step!

 

[Gushawk]

That’s sure to make it work. Fuck!

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

Oh my god. Your feet are so fucking awful we’re going to dictate your every step!

The only thing going on in his head post snap is “oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck….” on loop until he physically poops his pants.

 

[nikolausp]

They made his footwork more specific to each route. Brian is retarded. We should burn him in public.

"When you say footwork, are you talking about......EVERYthing?"

LMAO

 

[Gushawk]

It’s not small things. Not at all. It is your specific, unique and incurable physical and mental deficiencies.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

They have to hate him. Have to.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Fuck KF and Brian for doing this to him.

 

[rodg12]

They made his footwork more specific to each route. Brian is retarded. We should burn him in public.

Not like a defense could key on knowing this or anything. No way. Not possible.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!

 

[TVan]

They made his footwork more specific to each route. Brian is retarded. We should burn him in public.

Couple things:

1. Telling the kid when to throw. How fucking stupid is that plan? So if he has to adjust, the play is dead? Couldn’t throw on the plant or throw into trouble because he has to throw on the plant. This might be the dumbest shit I have ever heard.

2. His scorecard had fewer minuses? Imma need you to show your work there, bud. I guess his QBR went from 1.1 to 3 something right? Surely he isn’t trying to celebrate that “improvement”.

 

[TVan]

Fuck KF and Brian for doing this to him.

I am actually starting to feel sorry for the kid.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Who is the douchebag dressed like a white, 90s rapper that asked Spencer about music?

 

[douglasbader]

They made his footwork more specific to each route. Brian is retarded. We should burn him in public.

I fucking hate you.

 

[newsbreaker]

The kid can't play. He can't do the basic fundamentals of the job.

The answer, of course, is to make the job even more complicated.

 

[The Dad]

I have never been more pissed off and dumbfounded than I was watching that video.

 

[The Full Monte]

I have never been more pissed off and dumbfounded than I was watching that video.

Kirk's decided that this ship is either going to right itself or he's going down with it. He's committed at this point

 

[cloudhawk]

Just a word salad of shit, like his QB play

Just have to execute better....well, what if you've shown you cant

 

[Natty Bumppo]

Who is the douchebag dressed like a white, 90s rapper that asked Spencer about music?

Brommelkamp? Stupidest question ever.