**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

I unfortunately know Tom...he's an expert on everything...just ask him

 

[TVan]

@TVan

LOL. Dick.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

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[Thanksgiving Dinner]

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[CleteyColgate]

Good ol Tom thinks he’s making a point

It takes work to come up with nonsense like that

 

[Westside Ray Ray]

Good ol Tom thinks he’s making a point

Scroll through his Twitter page if you want some more idiotic takes.

 

[Gushawk]

A real dumbfuck.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

It takes work to come up with nonsense like that

I believe you.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

This article gave Kirk a stroke:

 

[WCFHawkeye]

This article gave Kirk a stroke:

So, punting isn't always winning?

 

[Alan Lomax]

With Spencer taking snaps I don’t blame Kirk for punting from anywhere on the field. Taylor, the punt team, and defense are SO much better than the offense pinning them inside the 5 and scoring 2 seems more likely from the 35 yard line than going for it on fourth and successfully completing a drive that ends in points.

 

[Gushawk]

Correct. Brian and Spencer bust the math all to shit.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Guys, Spencer & Brian are really bad.

 

[douglasbader]

This article gave Kirk a stroke:

Iowa could have 15 downs and it wouldn't matter.

 

[CleteyColgate]

With Spencer taking snaps I don’t blame Kirk for punting from anywhere on the field. Taylor, the punt team, and defense are SO much better than the offense pinning them inside the 5 and scoring 2 seems more likely from the 35 yard line than going for it on fourth and successfully completing a drive that ends in points.

Who are the 11 offensive players Iowa can play to ensure we don't have to punt?

 

[Debit One]

Who are the 11 offensive players Iowa can play to ensure we don't have punt?

I cannot name those eleven, but I do know one who definitely wouldn't be on the list.

 

[BBK]

My dad and uncle had no idea Spencer still has a covid year.

Thursday afternoon I crushed their dreams

 

[CleteyColgate]

My dad and uncle had no idea Spencer still has a covid year.

Thursday afternoon I crushed their dreams

 

[champion_thedrinker]

We need to fill Kinnick with shirtless glus chanting for Bert.

 

[Creed]

We need to fill Kinnick with shirtless glus chanting for Bert.

Not sure I would go if given tickets for free.

 

[jabberjaw]

My dad and uncle had no idea Spencer still has a covid year.

Thursday afternoon I crushed their dreams

Lol, my brother just found that out as well.

 

[The Dad]

Wrong thread but I’m leaving it.

 

[Geese]

Wrong thread lol!

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Wrong thread lol!

Maybe next year. He has to enter the portal first.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

 

[Hawkstrat]

He's much fatter now.

 

[Geese]

He's much fatter now.

Yeah that pic is like 75 pounds ago at least

 

[WCFHawkeye]

After this weekend, 1 year ago. Fuck, how the wheels have fallen off.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I would not kick this man out of my bed for eating crackers if that was enough to get to Iowa.

 

[jandj]

I would not kick this man out of my bed for eating crackers if that was enough to get to Iowa.

would you kick him out of bed and fuck him on the floor?

 

[jandj]

Brant would fuck Tom Osborne anywhere Tom wanted

 

[ChipHilton]

Hey guys, what did you think of Spencer showing potential for the rest of the year in that last drive today? Pretty spiffy, eh?

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Hey guys, what did you think of Spencer showing potential for the rest of the year in that last drive today? Pretty spiffy, eh?

I didn't see it, because I was walking to the car after Michigan scored to make it 27-7.

I still won't see it, because I will not be watching the replay.

 

[Debit One]

Hey guys, what did you think of Spencer showing potential for the rest of the year in that last drive today? Pretty spiffy, eh?

I hated it.

It gives Kirk a thread he can use to weave a story of progress and hope when there is no basis for either.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Hey guys, what did you think of Spencer showing potential for the rest of the year in that last drive today? Pretty spiffy, eh?

 

[pjhawk]

Hey guys, what did you think of Spencer showing potential for the rest of the year in that last drive today? Pretty spiffy, eh?

Chip, so is Kurt giving us Bob Commings takes from the 70's now?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

At least he’s not DFL in INTs? (yet)

 

[pjhawk]

At least he’s not DFL in INTs? (yet)

That's right! He didn't turn the ball over. Scored 14 points. Damn Phil and the defense. If this was 1939 14 pts and no TO's should have been enough to win.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

would you kick him out of bed and fuck him on the floor?

I would play TE for Bert if he would come to Iowa as coach.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

3 TDs and 10 INTs for Spencer in the last 12 games.

Snort.

 

[The Full Monte]

What sucks the most of all of this is just how fucking close Iowa is to being a consistent top 25 team with upside for a whole lot more if Kirk would stop being such a stubborn old fuck about a few small things. It’s fucking excruciating to be so fucking close and yet so mother fucking far away.

 

[ChipHilton]

Chip, so is Kurt giving us Bob Commings takes from the 70's now?

It took 7 games, but Bob did bench his great practice player Tommy McLaughlin in '75 (the year of Disco's emergence).

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

The only way it makes sense to keep trotting Spencer out there is if they know he's coming back next year.

 

[douglasbader]

Hey, at least misery has company. As bad as Iowa fans feel right now, Wisconsin fans are even more angry right now.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

I would not kick this man out of my bed for eating crackers if that was enough to get to Iowa.

TYFYS

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I want the Auburn QB. Let’s make this happen this week sometime.

 

[The Full Monte]

Hey, at least misery has company. As bad as Iowa fans feel right now, Wisconsin fans are even more angry right now.

This does not make me feel better at all

with an even mildly competent offense, this team is walking away with the West and we’re all booking tickets for Indy right now. It is one giant squandered opportunity

 

[The Full Monte]

I want the Auburn QB. Let’s make this happen this week sometime.

If you’re in the check writing mood, let me know and I’ll get you invited to a couple events.

 

[Debit One]

The bye week cannot come soon enough.

 

[Bunk]

The bye week cannot come soon enough.

I would prefer if they had no byes this year, just get this season over with.