**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Tanner fucking Miller, that’s how.

At the time I thought I really hated that fucker...then Spencer showed up..different universe of hate.

 

[BngHawk]

Tanner Miller getting absolutely dragged in game chat was a special kind of feeling.

 

[Billy Butters]

I've really enjoyed not having a weak spot at any level of the defense. Good times.

 

[Pipiyopee]

It’s not going to happen (obviously!). Best case is a big ten championship game ass kicking. But can you imagine if we got a KF special in the championship game. Lol. I’d have to offer Kirk my wife, and then kill him.

 

[SondyRules]

HAWK HAWK HAWK

 

[C-3PO]

It’s not going to happen (obviously!). Best case is a big ten championship game ass kicking. But can you imagine if we got a KF special in the championship game. Lol. I’d have to offer Kirk my wife, and then kill him.

Isn’t this when he lays a turd in a game that should be won? Usually Northwestern.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Isn’t this when he lays a turd in a game that should be won? Usually Northwestern.

It's both.

 

[douglasbader]

Isn’t this when he lays a turd in a game that should be won? Usually Northwestern.

It's both.

 

[C-3PO]

Oh okay. Appreciate the clarification.

 

[Harlan]

HAWK HAWK HAWK

If that fucker starts selling T-shirts he'd make a killing.

 

[Geese]

If bbk made a CAWK CAWK CAWK shirt he'd make hundreds off Halo

 

[HzzzHawk]

He was being a truth teller, but I don’t think it helps the situation. Those were the words of a hopeless man. The only path to better WR recruiting is a new OC who Kirk allows to do his job.

*whom Kirk allows to do his job

 

[WCFHawkeye]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Where did @Hawklax go?

 

[cloudhawk]

Where did @Hawklax go?

This Matt Benson fella is much better anyway

 

[douglasbader]

Where did @Hawklax go?

Right above your post.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

You dumbasses. I know who that is. He doesn’t post here anymore

 

[douglasbader]

You dumbasses. I know who that is. He doesn’t post here anymore

You can blame yourself for that.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

You can blame yourself for that.

Cool. You’re next, bitch.

 

[douglasbader]

Cool. You’re next, bitch.

Yes, daddy.

 

[Kamala]

Matt Rodgers was Iowa’s QB in 1991

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Matt Rodgers was Iowa’s QB in 1991

First reply:

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Where did @Hawklax go?

Marriage/fatherhood

 

[cloudhawk]

You dumbasses. I know who that is. He doesn’t post here anymore

Ah...

 

[Hawkstrat]

Judging by the comments, Iowa fans are in full circle the wagons mode.

 

[Geese]

Yes, daddy.

I fuckin love it when Doug pwns AZ

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I fuckin love it when Doug pwns AZ

Whatever.

 

[Alan Lomax]

First reply:

Why do I find this so funny? What’s the backstory of “Matt Rodgers was the starting quarterback in 1990 and 1991?” You know, besides him being the starting quarterback then?

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Why do I find this so funny? What’s the backstory of “Matt Rodgers was the starting quarterback in 1990 and 1991?” You know, besides him being the starting quarterback then?

It was randomly included in one of cid's meandering streams of consciousness about an upcoming season. It didn't relate in any way to the rest of the content of the post.

 

[brantshawks]

Why do I find this so funny? What’s the backstory of “Matt Rodgers was the starting quarterback in 1990 and 1991?” You know, besides him being the starting quarterback then?

People spouting random unrelated facts, this was the new Go to.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

So smug!

 

[Bob Sanders]

Why do I find this so funny? What’s the backstory of “Matt Rodgers was the starting quarterback in 1990 and 1991?” You know, besides him being the starting quarterback then?

It's in line 7 of this post: https://www.hawkeyelounge.com/threads/cidsports.182273/post-4987366

 

[Alan Lomax]

Omg I am crying laughing at this! Jesus Christ!

 

[Uff Da]

Iowa has given up 10 points or less in 9 of 11 games, not counting the Northwester TD with no time left. Very impressive

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Iowa has given up 10 points or less in 9 of 11 games, not counting the Northwester TD with no time left. Very impressive

Must be undefeated? Ohhh!

 

[Gushawk]

Must be undefeated? Ohhh!

The GringOOOOs

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

The GringOOOOs

Nope. The Spenceeeeeeeer!

 

[CleteyColgate]

 

[BngHawk]

Celebrate him? I will not.

 

[Bunk]

Fuck you, Mitch. I will not celebrate average, I'll merely be content.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Celebrate him? I will not.

Fuck you, Mitch. I will not celebrate average, I'll merely be content.

Sometimes Halo reveals themselves for who they really are

 

[BngHawk]

Sometimes Halo reveals themselves for who they really are

People who have eyes? People who, like the game of football, have been abused by Petras?

 

[CleteyColgate]

People who have eyes? People who, like the game of football, have been abused by Petras?

I posted facts. You are hyperventilating like a 2nd grade girl.

 

[BngHawk]

I posted facts. You are hyperventilating like a 2nd grade girl.

“Celebrate him” is not a fact. It’s what you do to Johns while you moan, “oh daddy”

 

[Hawkstrat]

I posted facts. You are hyperventilating like a 2nd grade girl.

You have a lot of experience with 2nd grade girls?

 

[CleteyColgate]

“Celebrate him” is not a fact. It’s what you do to Johns while you moan, “oh daddy”

Weird that you want Iowa to fail

 

[KitKatApples]

That is enough to win which is great. Now to solve the mystery of why people don’t like him look at the previous six games before then.

 

[BngHawk]

Weird that you want Iowa to fail

You’re an absolute retard

 

[MikeyJoe]

He didn’t overtly lose the game.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Celebrate him? Lol, no. Acknowledge he’s upgraded to barely serviceable? Yes. And it’s been a contributing factor in the winning streak.