**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Pipiyopee]

What is Kirk going to say to Brian?

Brian, can you come down for a minute? Your mother wants to talk to you.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

No reason Fat Marco can't be good. His QB coach is a jargontard, but he's coached good QBs before. It isn't as if they all turn to Petras.

Fuck white knighting that Ravioli fraudster and fuck Fat Marco and anyone else even remotely associated him.

 

[Revolver]

 

[Hawkmi]

One would think that he would only come here if given certain assurances about coaches/offensive scheme. Be interesting to see what happens next.

IMHO I think this likely points to Budmayr taking over as OC and QB coach next season. Just a gut feeling.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

IMHO I think this likely points to Budmayr taking over as OC and QB coach next season. Just a gut feeling.

Does MFBF become a thing like GDGD at that point?

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

This is better than Christmas morning boyz. I need a cigarette.

 

[BuffettHawk]

What is Kirk going to say to Brian?

Brian, can you come down for a minute? Your mother wants to talk to you.

Take my grandkids, and GTFO of town.

Now.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Stomper15]

Traeshon maybe?

No. Isaac TeSlaa.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

IMHO I think this likely points to Budmayr taking over as OC and QB coach next season. Just a gut feeling.

Unless he was repeatedly calling Brian a retard, I don't know that I want this guy as the OC.


Budmayr, 31, has been credited by top-two QBs Spencer Petras and Alex Padilla for advancing the Hawkeyes’ passing game and praised by head coach Kirk Ferentz as "a gift from heaven."

 

[CamelTones]

As someone mentioned, Labas is pretty much guaranteed to go 25/30 310 and 3TDs now.

Which would of course not be great because the moment Cade throws a pick everyone will be asking where our stud Music Bowl QB is.

 

[The Full Monte]

I thought Jones was highly regarded on the defensive side of the ball and assume the coaches saw something to move him to Center. There has to be something there.

Or…the guy responsible for the entire offensive side of the ball is a complete moron

 

[Hawkstrat]

No. Isaac TeSlaa.

Dude is super black.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

No. Isaac TeSlaa.

Jesus...how did he end up there. This is a route runner.

Isaac Teslaa on Hudl

Watch Isaac Teslaa's videos and highlights on Hudl. More info: Hillsdale College - Mens Varsity Football / WR / Class of 2024 / Hillsdale, MI

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Legitimately looks like a stud. Monkey arms, fast, quick, big.

Will likely major in getting girls pregnant.

 

[nikolausp]

Yo @tcondon Get in here!

On your next Locked On Podcast, for the Mailbag section: Do you think current wheelchair aided Cade McNamara might be quicker than Spencer Petras in the pocket?

 

[BVHawk95]

Jesus...how did he end up there. This is a route runner.

Isaac Teslaa on Hudl

Watch Isaac Teslaa's videos and highlights on Hudl. More info: Hillsdale College - Mens Varsity Football / WR / Class of 2024 / Hillsdale, MI

www.hudl.com

Dude is miles above everyone else on the field. Guess his dad was an All-American at Hillsdale.

 

[Alan Lomax]

With a name like teslaa, he’s got to be good.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Dude is miles above everyone else on the field. Guess his dad was an All-American at Hillsdale.

Looks like he was a QB in high school.

This is all very exciting. Hopefully, he hasn't watched Iowa at all this year.

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[BluesHawk]

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Geese]

Who knows what next season brings but it's nice being excited about Iowa football again, if only for a moment

 

[Revolver]

Good lord. This thread has taken such a glorious turn. Please keep posting all these sexy speculative WRs.

 

[Art Vandalay]

 

[Greg Obrecht]

KF cured my ED

 

[nikolausp]

Told ya'll in the 2023 Travel Thread.

Early December 2023. St. Elmo Steak House in Indy.

 

[Geese]

KF cured my ED

Brian caused mine

 

[rodg12]

 

[BluesHawk]

 

[thrawn]

Dude is miles above everyone else on the field. Guess his dad was an All-American at Hillsdale.

with a Dutch name and being at Hillsdale, his family likely so religious right that he listened to Steve Deace growing up. But the same applied to VanValkenburg, and he as good enough at football.

 

[Creed]

Unless he was repeatedly calling Brian a retard, I don't know that I want this guy as the OC.


Budmayr, 31, has been credited by top-two QBs Spencer Petras and Alex Padilla for advancing the Hawkeyes’ passing game and praised by head coach Kirk Ferentz as "a gift from heaven."

This guy can fuck off into the sun.

This guy seems cool.

 

[CamelTones]

According to Blair, Alabama, Michigan State and Notre Dame all tried to get involved with McNamara. Notre Dame more or less turned their focus to Card from Texas.

 

[CamelTones]

Also, based on who the Iowa coaches have started to follow on Twitter the last couple days, the staff is balls deep in the portal at the moment. The first team All-AAC center from Cincinnati has entered the portal.

 

[thrawn]

Also, based on who the Iowa coaches have started to follow on Twitter the last couple days, the staff is balls deep in the portal at the moment. The first team All-AAC center from Cincinnati has entered the portal.

being late to the game is better than being never to the game

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[The Tin Man]

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I'm cumming!!!!!! I'm cumming!!!!! I'm cumming!!!!!!!!!!!

One legitimate thing we have going for us is that we suck so fucking bad on offense, they will ALL assume they'll play right away and they'll all be right.

 

[BuffettHawk]

According to Blair, Alabama, Michigan State and Notre Dame all tried to get involved with McNamara. Notre Dame more or less turned their focus to Card from Texas.

I wonder if ISU offered him any bushels of corn.

 

[CUIHAWK]

Hawk hawk hawk

 

[Stu Beagle]

The Swarm guy is confident they are getting multiple WRS

 

[IceManX722]

The Swarm guy is confident they are getting multiple WRS

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzz

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I'm gonna laugh my ass off when Bruce and Johnson leave and don't play wherever they end up.

At the same time, I don't blame them for leaving, but I'm a small person.

 

[The Tin Man]

The Swarm guy is confident they are getting multiple WRS

 

[CamelTones]

Apparently our mocking of the Swarm collective had some merit but things have changed in the last couple months and it is now doing well.

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[Alan Lomax]

Apparently our mocking of the Swarm collective had some merit but things have changed in the last couple months and it is now doing well.

So the mocking last week was a bit off?

 

[Talkin' Goat]

With Swarm actually making a legit difference now, I’d suggest everyone here donate a rounding error and sign up. Athletic dept sure as shit doesn’t need your money anymore.

 

[CamelTones]

So the mocking last week was a bit off?

Yes. I think Fran would like a piece of it soon.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Apparently our mocking of the Swarm collective had some merit but things have changed in the last couple months and it is now doing well.

My goal in life is to accumulate enough wealth to use my “fuck you” money on an “as needed” basis to supplement the needs of the football program by purchasing players from the portal.