**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[CamelTones]

 

[Geese]

I'm gonna laugh my ass off when Bruce and Johnson leave and don't play wherever they end up.

At the same time, I don't blame them for leaving, but I'm a small person.

Not as small them though

 

[CleteyColgate]

Maybe Fran will even get a transfer someday!

 

[HawkBall23]

Hawks landed Cade McNamara and the strong potential to bring in a couple (or more) quality WRs, too!?

 

[douglasbader]

I'm here to fucking hysterically laugh in most of your faces. Suck my fucking dick.

LOL at all the "OMG Kirk is old and Iowa sucks and they won't make any changes!!" that were all going around not even 24 hours ago.

Eat shit, IowaFan cock sucking HawkeyeHeaven reading dipshits. Especially the bald ones that need a text message group to get their shitty fucking thoughts.

 

[IceManX722]

I'm here to fucking hysterically laugh in most of your faces. Suck my fucking dick.

LOL at all the "OMG Kirk is old and Iowa sucks and they won't make any changes!!" that were all going around not even 24 hours ago.

Eat shit, IowaFan cock sucking HawkeyeHeaven reading dipshits. Especially the bald ones that need a text message group to gather their thoughts.

Why do you have to shit on every thread?

 

[IowaWigman]

Must have had some farmers donate their grain to SWARM.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

 

[The Dad]

Doug was right this whole time!!

Except when he’s wrong about almost everything!!

Group texts!!!!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Lol

 

[IceManX722]

I’m the best, the rest of the world are dumbfucks.
-Dugassfagger

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[douglasbader]

Doug was right this whole time!!

Except when he’s wrong about almost everything!!

Group texts!!!!

You've made a complete fucking moron of yourself the last few days (as have most of your text group), so eat shit and own it while you have a midget wax your giant fucking chrome dome.

Don't forget to eat shit!

 

[Squat Cobbler]

Yes. I think Fran would like a piece of it soon.

Maybe Fran can swarm a dedicated weightlifting coach

 

[nikolausp]

CCMF!!!!

 

[The Dad]

You've made a complete fucking moron of yourself the last few days (as have most of your text group), so eat shit and own it while you have a midget wax your giant fucking chrome dome.

Don't forget to eat shit!

I’ve nailed everything, per usual.

 

[douglasbader]

Where is that fucking douche Bnghawk at? He gets to eat a giant pile of poop as well.

What a fucking FloridaMan hillbilly fucking LOSER.

 

[brantshawks]

Will you guys just please just add Doug to this text already? Jesus.

 

[douglasbader]

Oh yeah, I have that idiot on ignore.

 

[BngHawk]

Doug is the official mascot of halo.

 

[douglasbader]

Will you guys just please just add Doug to this text already? Jesus.

No way. Can you imagine how witty I would be if I had access to all that knowledge and string of comebacks? It would be insane!

 

[Geese]

Who is Doug even mad at?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Who is Doug even mad at?

Everyone

 

[Kamala]

So far we have landed one quarterback and no wide receivers. And Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz still runs the offense.

Starting to get cautiously optimistic though.

 

[BngHawk]

Doug is a less racist xrti

 

[brantshawks]

Who is Doug even mad at?

Yep.

 

[douglasbader]

Who is Doug even mad at?

I'm not mad at anyone. I'm laughing at all the IowaFan fucking LOSERS that were convinced Iowa couldn't get any transfers, wouldn't have a QB, wouldn't go after WR's and OL in the portal, wouldn't make coaching changes.

All of it is happening. All of it.

I'm really fucking happy actually.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Being last IN ALL OF DIVISION ONE FOOTBALL should embarrass someone

or maybe the divisions need to be bigger

 

[BngHawk]

At this time doug only has the QB thing right. When Brian rolls his fat jolly ass out on the sideline as OC I’ll be there to fuck Doug in his loud fucking mouth.

 

[IceManX722]

Doug is the official mascot of halo.

The guy wears clown shoes.

 

[brantshawks]

I'm not mad at anyone. I'm laughing at all the IowaFan fucking LOSERS that were convinced Iowa couldn't get any transfers, wouldn't have a QB, wouldn't go after WR's and OL in the portal, wouldn't make coaching changes.

All of it is happening. All of it.

I'm really fucking happy actually.

Doug, my man. You're posting like Trump tweets.

I love it.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

So far we have landed one quarterback and no wide receivers. And Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz still runs the offense.

Starting to get cautiously optimistic though.

Do you think he would agree to come to Iowa if there were going to be no other positive changes besides him taking over at QB?

 

[douglasbader]

As soon as Brian announces he is gone, oh my fucking lord I am going to drag my nuts all over the face of about 50 shit talking posters.

Can't wait!

 

[Kamala]

Do you think he would agree to come to Iowa if there were going to be no other positive changes besides him taking over at QB?

I don’t know. I’ve never met him

 

[douglasbader]

Do you think he would agree to come to Iowa if there were going to be no other positive changes besides him taking over at QB?

No shit. I'm sure that McNamara and half a dozen others looking at transferring here are TOTALLY coming here because they think they are going to play in the exact same offense for the exact same coaches as last year. That would be stupid.

Makes sense to IowaFan Kamala though!

 

[douglasbader]

I don’t know. I’ve never met him

Lol. This is the guy that wanted to fuck the ugliest girl alive a week ago.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Every single one of us would have said a kid who put up 97 for 1,199 and 12 TDs this year wasn’t an “elite receiver” after what he did for us the prior year.

Keagan has every bit the potential Charlie has.

how many of those catches would have taken a carry away from kaleb Johnson?

 

[Kamala]

Lol. This is the guy that wanted to fuck the ugliest girl alive a week ago.

I don’t think that’s true

 

[L. Wade Childress]

You don't know that and are just trying to pad your speculation. Another way to say this is he knew he didn't want to play for this team, this offense and said he wasn't ready to play. Played against his home state team since his medical redshirt was still safe and then announced his entry into the portal. Why can't this be a possibility? Why leave the team? Why waste a year or risk getting hurt chasing a shit ball from Peaches? Keep rehabbing and training to stay ready for the next season when you are with a new team. You can't quit and take the year off and expect to be 100% the following season. He played Iowa like a fiddle and is leaving for (in his opinion) greener pastures. This isn't out of the question. Likely the only person who knows what he was thinking are Keagan and his immediate family. Thats probably the list. This and anything else is pure speculation.

well, and me. But you seem to be sort of a douche so I am not going to tell you.

you should follow up with another post in which I can find a schooner.

 

[douglasbader]

I don’t think that’s true

 

[BuffettHawk]

Guys… guys… let’s focus on the fact that Iowa might land a WR whose name is “Traeshon” and at one point in time wore an Alabama jersey (even if it was during a photo shoot).

 

[Dr. Zaius]

T/F: Lachey is top 3 in receiving yards for Iowa next year

 

[ivan_drago]

Gonna be a lot of disappointment in all this

LOL!!!!!!! Eat fucking SHIT!!!!!

 

[3rd Generation Hawk]

I don’t think that’s true

She's not alive, dude?

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Bob Sanders and Doug were incredulous to the thought that Keagan had quit on the team. Refused to believe it.

I had 2 offensive coaches tell me after the ISU game that it was exactly what was happening.

I tend to get Bob and Doug mixed up as they are so similar but, yeah, they were both incredibly WATT on Johnson.

 

[Harlan]

Doug is almost making me hope Brian gets a 10 year extension.

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

What is Kirk going to say to Brian?

Brian, can you come down for a minute? Your mother wants to talk to you.

What if someone told you BF actually wanted to leave after last season and was talked into staying by his mother…

 

[The Dad]

T/F: Lachey is top 3 in receiving yards for Iowa next year

That’s a T from me.

 

[douglasbader]

I forgot about Shawnee but hit "show ignored content" to reveal that he fit right in with the bald douchers and Bng's of the world.

Of course.

 

[Geese]

I tend to get Bob and Doug mixed up as they are so similar but, yeah, they were both incredibly WATT on Johnson.

Bob's convinced KJ would still be at Iowa if the fans hadn't talked about him so much