**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[douglasbader]

I tend to get Bob and Doug mixed up as they are so similar but, yeah, they were both incredibly WATT on Johnson.

Lol, you aren't going to do your thing where you try to slow me down. You can get fucked as well.

I'll make you sleep with Tony Rigatoni if you fuck with me tonight. Back the fuck up.

 

[Harlan]

Bob's convinced KJ would still be at Iowa if the fans hadn't talked about him so much

Possible that’s what caused his mental issues?

 

[HawkBall23]

IDK who's happier right now, us fans or Phil Parker.

Trying to not "cart before the horse" too much here, but combine an offense that actually has a frikking pulse & can both score a few points as well as even out the TOP stat, with a PP defense!?

 

[Wanderer]

My sources are saying Brian is excited for the 2023 season, and is working on many new wrinkles.

Stay tuned...

Source?

 

[Geese]

Possible that’s what caused his mental issues?

If he actually has mental issues my money is on Brian being the culprit

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I don't give a fuck. There was zero upside to whining about him leaving before he actually left. It could only make the situation worse.

I think you give several fucks about this, Bob. Too many, in fact.

 

[nikolausp]

Where you at @tcondon

 

[douglasbader]

I have a message for so so many of you....

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’m gonna bitch to the mods about the need to thin this herd.

idiots

honestly if there was a single independent thinker on this board with a legal background I would go start my Hawkeye fan forum. And we would have nice furniture and a softball team, unlike this shithole.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Just getting off work. Have Gavin Williams and Logan Jones announced that they are leaving yet?

where is Jones going to go? Vinton?

 

[CamelTones]

Guys… guys… let’s focus on the fact that Iowa might land a WR whose name is “Traeshon” and at one point in time wore an Alabama jersey (even if it was during a photo shoot).

He has 45 career receptions for 543 yards.

 

[IceManX722]

I have a message for so so many of you....

So this is what happens to a guy when his family forgets his birthday.

 

[BuffettHawk]

He has 45 career receptions for 543 yards.

So more than our entire WR corp for the entire 2022 season? I’ll take him.

 

[The Dad]

He has 45 career receptions for 543 yards.

How many does Alec Wick have?

 

[3rd Generation Hawk]

He has 45 career receptions for 543 yards.

Has hasn't been backing up Alex Wick.

 

[HawkBall23]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Man…if Iowa cleans up in the portal, could be a lot of momentum for donors to see to keep things going

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Hopefully Davidkov comes back and Proctor sticks with Iowa. Myslinski was a major recruiting win, so I'm a bit shocked he hasn't sniffed the field with Jones going full tard

proctor is coming to iowa

 

[ivan_drago]

Are we still doing the wheelchair thing? Is that something?

Imagine being that damaged.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[The Dad]

Are we still doing the wheelchair thing? Is that something?

Imagine being that damaged.

Imagine being a faggot with no sense of humor.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I'm here to fucking hysterically laugh in most of your faces. Suck my fucking dick.

LOL at all the "OMG Kirk is old and Iowa sucks and they won't make any changes!!" that were all going around not even 24 hours ago.

Eat shit, IowaFan cock sucking HawkeyeHeaven reading dipshits. Especially the bald ones that need a text message group to get their shitty fucking thoughts.

I am bald with a text group

 

[nikolausp]

Texted J. Oswald an hour ago...... she just replied: "Stay tuned!"

 

[douglasbader]

Texted J. Oswald an hour ago...... she just replied: "Stay tuned!"

English, please.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

(1) Give money to Garta

or

(2) Give money to Traeshon

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I forgot about Shawnee but hit "show ignored content" to reveal that he fit right in with the bald douchers and Bng's of the world.

Of course.

whats with follicular assault bro

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Imagine being a faggot with no sense of humor.

I dont think that requires a ton of imagination

 

[ivan_drago]

I’m just joking guys

 

[Brad Wesley]

Jon Miller predicting Brian returns as OC.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Man…if Iowa cleans up in the portal, could be a lot of momentum for donors to see to keep things going

lol

 

[Wanderer]

Agree 100%. My source! made me feel much better about the AD position regarding NIL. Different sport but general attitude cuts across all.

Just sayin’.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Texted J. Oswald an hour ago...... she just replied: "Stay tuned!"

Is she a prostitute?

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Jon Miller predicting Brian returns as OC.

This is good. Fuck Jon Miller.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Bob and Fresh Fruit sittin’ in a tree
R-A-T-T-I-N-G
Their Keagan claims, don’t disparage
It’s Sanders and Dougie in a Retard Carriage!

 

[Stu Beagle]

Jon Miller vs Doug

 

[The Dad]

Bob and Fresh Fruit sittin’ in a tree
R-A-T-T-I-N-G
Their dumb claims, don’t disparage
It’s Sanders and Dougie in a Retard Carriage!

 

[brantshawks]

I heart fabby

 

[thrawn]

Jon Miller predicting Brian returns as OC.

7-10% is probably the standard old attrition rate (4-6 non-seniors per year). Bold call by Jon!

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Sounds like Jon has been sneaking some sixers in the front bushes again

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Boblaus Banders totally isn’t being pissy and defensive about being horribly wrong, he’s actually been proven to be correct and is calmly LAUGHING at all of us IDIOTS for being TOO FUCKING STUPID to realize it.

 

[douglasbader]

Bob and Fresh Fruit sittin’ in a tree
R-A-T-T-I-N-G
Their Keagan claims, don’t disparage
It’s Sanders and Dougie in a Retard Carriage!

Nice edit, and holy fucking shit how long does it take you to catch up? You're like 5 pages back.

 

[douglasbader]

Ah, I forgot. Ol' F&B is a bald fuck as well. I always forget that.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Let's not disparage all folically challenged individuals

 

[douglasbader]

Let's not disparage all folically challenged individuals

You're safe. For now.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Ah, I forgot. Ol' F&B is a bald fuck as well. I always forget that.

It’s because he changed his avatar without my permission.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Nice edit, and holy fucking shit how long does it take you to catch up? You're like 5 pages back.

Sounds like something Bob would say, tbh.

 

[BngHawk]

Yeah safe until you speak even slightly against the word of Doug. Tread lightly, balls.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Arland Bruce doesn't think Cade is a difference maker for his career as a D1 wide receiver.

 

[BBK]

It’s because he changed his avatar without my permission.

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