**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[douglasbader]

It’s because he changed his avatar without my permission.

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I mean, this fucking guy not only looks like a local bald fat sportscaster, but he also puts cold grape jelly in the middle of his hot chili.

Fat people disgust me.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Boblaus Banders totally isn’t being pissy and defensive about being horribly wrong, he’s actually been proven to be correct and is calmly LAUGHING at all of us IDIOTS for being TOO FUCKING STUPID to realize it.

@Fair and Balanced honestly I think many of us appreciate your work here. It would be easier for us if you consolidated your thoughts under one handle.

 

[douglasbader]

Pussy slayer

He's a regular Steve Deace.

 

[BBK]

I mean, this fucking guy not only looks like a local bald fat sportscaster, but he also puts cold grape jelly in the middle of his hot chili.

Fat people disgust me.

no reason to be mean, dougie

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Ah, I forgot. Ol' F&B is a bald fuck as well. I always forget that.

Mouse. You okay?

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Mouse. You okay?

You new here?

 

[cloudhawk]

I'm here to fucking hysterically laugh in most of your faces. Suck my fucking dick.

LOL at all the "OMG Kirk is old and Iowa sucks and they won't make any changes!!" that were all going around not even 24 hours ago.

Eat shit, IowaFan cock sucking HawkeyeHeaven reading dipshits. Especially the bald ones that need a text message group to get their shitty fucking thoughts.

Dougie is right- fuck all y'all

 

[L. Wade Childress]

This thread got a shout out from the official UI account tonight

 

[cloudhawk]

He has 45 career receptions for 543 yards.

By himself?

 

[Soda Popinski]

Doug's ball sack has blisters after dragging it over all of your faces tonight.

 

[BngHawk]

Doug's ball sack has blisters after dragging it over all of your faces tonight.

You hang out and explore dougie’s sack often, pal?

 

[BBK]

Doug spiking the football wayyy to early.

If Petras and Brian are indeed gone, then by all means pee on all of us. But until then, I'm sticking with my sources

 

[BngHawk]

Yep. Dougie may have American pie’d it

 

[Pinehawk]

I just want Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz and Petras to move on.
I trust everything else will work itself out from there.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I just want Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz and Petras to move on.
I trust everything else will work itself out from there.

And the OL coach

 

[BBK]

Yeah the McNamara news is nice for sure, but I need the full shimmy

 

[nikolausp]

I put another chunk in Iowa Swarm tonight. Hope those that have means can splash a little when you can. They came thru with Proctor & Cade..... and like I said earlier.... "Stay Tuned"

 

[nikolausp]

You in, Mr. WorldWide @BBK ? #SWARM www.iowaswarm.com LFG

 

[nikolausp]

NO MAS PETRAS!! (vid posted to show what is NO MAS!)

HAWK HAWK HAWK!!!

#SWARM2023

CCMF! See you in Indy 1 YEAR FROM TODAY Boyz! 12/2/23. LFG

 

[nikolausp]

Just listened to/watched HALO's own @tcondon 's latest video on YouTube..... great stuff!

Click the THUMBS UP (Like) button on that video, and HIT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON to Trent's Youtube channel (linked below) if you haven't.

Trent is battling through some sickness the last week, but is still pumping out the vids for us. Hope you feel better soon @tcondon

https://www.youtube.com/@LockedOnHawkeyes

 

[Gushawk]

Leistikow and Smith had an ‘emergency’ podcast today. They implied Bruce and Vines are also leaving and McNamara is happening.

Also sounds like a running back is leaving and if I had to guess it’ll be LeShon.

we are dangerously close to ann all white WR roster if this happens, which is certainly less than ideal in the year of our lord MMXXII

 

[Debit One]

we are dangerously close to ann all white WR roster if this happens, which is certainly less than ideal in the year of our lord MMXXII

Most teams ratio of white to non-white gets smaller as you move farther away from the ball

Iowa may be the only team in America where it increases.

 

[CleteyColgate]

I'm here to fucking hysterically laugh in most of your faces. Suck my fucking dick.

LOL at all the "OMG Kirk is old and Iowa sucks and they won't make any changes!!" that were all going around not even 24 hours ago.

Eat shit, IowaFan cock sucking HawkeyeHeaven reading dipshits. Especially the bald ones that need a text message group to get their shitty fucking thoughts.

Wrong number

 

[CleteyColgate]

This thread got a shout out from the official UI account tonight

Wrong thread

 

[CleteyColgate]

we are dangerously close to ann all white WR roster if this happens, which is certainly less than ideal in the year of our lord MMXXII

@douglasbader said help is on the way tho

 

[Gushawk]

Hopefully the bowl game is the absolute nadir of that position group. A memorialized tribute to Brian’s leadership, if you will.

 

[CurdMan]

TOS is saying Iowa is getting 5 more transfers on offense. 3 WR (2 currently playing in the douche- maybe Michigan?) and 2 OL. IF true, lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

 

[snips]

I have also heard BRIDAWG is gone, and the new OC will be an unexpected one. It's the waiting that sucks.

 

[Art Vandalay]

TOS is saying Iowa is getting 5 more transfers on offense. 3 WR (2 currently playing in the douche- maybe Michigan?) and 2 OL. IF true, lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

 

[newsbreaker]

We’ll see what changes Kirk actually makes, but Iowa doing big things in the portal and with NIL is an extremely strong sign for the future of this program. It’s proof of concept this program can stay relevant.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I have also heard BRIDAWG is gone, and the new OC will be an unexpected one. It's the waiting that sucks.

Fuck me but this stuff is fun.

 

[Herky823]

We’ll see what changes Kirk actually makes, but Iowa doing big things in the portal and with NIL is an extremely strong sign for the future of this program. It’s proof of concept this program can stay relevant.

Old Kirk
New Kirk
Future Kirk

 

[Shawneemicks]

Why not go for broke if you’re Kirk.
Shoot for the moon

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Why not go for broke if you’re Kirk.
Shoot for the moon

Pull out all the stops?

 

[CurdMan]

We’ll see what changes Kirk actually makes, but Iowa doing big things in the portal and with NIL is an extremely strong sign for the future of this program. It’s proof of concept this program can stay relevant.

Agreed. It looked like we were dead in the water with all of this stuff. Credit to the swarm collective guy, think that guy has invested a lot of time and money in getting this off the ground.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Pull out all the stops?

All of em

 

[Skinny Skier]

Old Kirk
New Kirk
Future Kirk

Win
Graduate
Do It the Right Way

 

[The Dad]

I have also heard BRIDAWG is gone, and the new OC will be an unexpected one. It's the waiting that sucks.

Do they have to wait until the Patriots’ season is over to name James?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Win
Graduate
Do It the white Way

 

[CleteyColgate]

Why not go for broke if you’re Kirk.
Shoot for the moon

For Kirk, "go for broke" means using a system to your advantage like the rest of college football

 

[CleteyColgate]

As someone mentioned, Labas is pretty much guaranteed to go 25/30 310 and 3TDs now.

Who is Labas throwing to exactly to get even 100 yards?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[The Dad]

Who is Labas throwing to exactly to get even 100 yards?

Are you really going to make me post that stupid-ass picture again?

 

[The Dad]

That’s a shame. What he lacked in size he exacerbated through unexplosivness.

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

At least we won’t have to watch Bruce let a punt roll 20 yards for no reason ever again.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

At least we won’t have to watch Bruce let a punt roll 20 yards for no reason ever again.

He did try to catch one. He didn't though.

He was a different player from freshman to sophomore year. He looked promising last year and nothing but shit this year. What game did his drop seal the loss? I know his fumbled punt was almost a nail in the coffin against Nebrantska

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Slightly upgraded Tyrone Tracy.

 

[turtley78]

I have also heard BRIDAWG is gone, and the new OC will be an unexpected one. It's the waiting that sucks.

Tulane OC?

 

[Greg Obrecht]