**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

There was an article on The Athletic after Chryst was fired where a parent of a Wisconsin player said his biggest flaw is that he was loyal to a fault. Sounds like he’d fit right in with Kirk.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

Chryst actually makes a lot of sense because, as mentioned, he's already rich. Kirk ain't looking for someone trying to make a name for themselves with stats. He's looking for somewhere who agrees with his philosophy that more football games are lost by your offense than won by it.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

The recruiting shit seems like a giant red flag on Chryst

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I’ve gotten two separate texts in the last 20 min about the OC being Paul Chryst and Brian going back to the patriots

It would make sense, as from last night it appears Belichick prefers guys who have no idea how to coach offense as his offensive coaches.

 

[CamelTones]

Also up front on defense they’ll have Hurkett, Black, Llewelyn, Pittman, Crawford, Brian Allen etc. as rotational players.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Doug is the official cuck of halo.

 

[CamelTones]

They have finally accepted the future.

 

[Gushawk]

Chryst isn’t a dumbfuck like Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz, so this news would please me

 

[RiotFan]

There's a lot of guys that could be back including Shannon, Benson, Roberts, Evans.

They might actually want to come back if there’s some hope on the other side of the ball.

 

[CamelTones]

A guy on TOS that seems to know his shit is claiming Keegan Johnson may be rethinking his decision. I can’t see the coaches letting him back if that’s remotely true.

 

[The Dad]

Fuck that. Take him back.

 

[Geese]

A guy on TOS that seems to know his shit is claiming Keegan Johnson may be rethinking his decision. I can’t see the coaches letting him back if that’s remotely true.

Unless we already have a couple good WRs locked down from the portal you gotta let him back if he wants.

 

[The Dad]

Perma bye-bye to slow midget Arland though.

 

[WizardHawk]

The recruiting shit seems like a giant red flag on Chryst

I don’t think Chryst is a poor recruiter, his problem was he didn’t have a recruiting dept. Not sure what possessed him to think it was possible to get away with that, but it won’t be an issue here.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I wonder if Keagan didn't get as much interest as he thought he would.

"Who are you?"

 

[Harlan]

I wonder if Keagan didn't get as much interest as he thought he would.

"Are you the guy who had all the fans questioning you on the message boards?"

 

[Debit One]

A guy on TOS that seems to know his shit is claiming Keegan Johnson may be rethinking his decision. I can’t see the coaches letting him back if that’s remotely true.

I don't know that I would want him back, and sure as shit cannot imagine KF leaving that door open given what seems to have been Johnson's fuckery this season.

 

[BBK]

Fuck him. He sat on his ass when we needed him most

 

[The Dad]

I don't know that I would want him back, and sure as shit cannot imagine KF leaving that door open given what seems to have been Johnson's fuckery this season.

Assuming we’re in a post-Spencer/Brian world all debts are forgiven and all accounts are cleared. It’s a brave new world and we’re all in this together*.

*Except Arland, Gavin Willams, any WR on the 2022 roster not named Johnson or Bostic and pretty much the entire 2022 OL.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

If he's the head case everyone seems to think he is, let him go.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Talent wise it's a no-brainer but that's a dude who just fucked over his teammates for a season. Let them decide

 

[The Dad]

If he wants to come back and play with Cade I’m with Bob Bader. The kid was hurt and needs to be left alone.

 

[Alan Lomax]

If he wants to come back and play with Cade I’m with Bob Bader, the kid was hurt and needs to be left alone.

Someone send the ambulance

 

[The Dad]

Someone send the ambulance

I said IF!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Someone send the ambulance

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I would like to bring him back and play him exactly the # of plays as he played this year.

"We need to protect that whatever it is that you said was hurt. Keep the workload down."

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

Halo is chock-full of some gigantic dork dipshits who can't think for themselves, but this KJ conspiracy stuff is something else.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Halo is chock-full of some gigantic dork dipshits who can't think for themselves, but this KJ conspiracy stuff is something else.

What conspiracy are we talking about?

 

[The Dad]

Halo is chock-full of some gigantic dork dipshits who can't think for themselves, but this KJ conspiracy stuff is something else.

Fritz you think Wisconsin plays an exciting brand of basketball so sometimes people who think for themselves are fucking retarded.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

What conspiracy are we talking about?

That KJ somehow decided to fake an injury/illness so he didn't have to play.

 

[Alan Lomax]

That KJ somehow decided to fake an injury/illness so he didn't have to play.

The argument isn't that he faked an injury/illness you fucking dipshit.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

The argument isn't that he faked an injury/illness you fucking dipshit.

Oh ok, what is it then?

 

[Debit One]

Hey Keegan,

 

[MikeyJoe]

We haven't heard a lot from Fritz since the heralded days of two score leads.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

We haven't heard a lot from Fritz since the heralded days of two score leads.

Yeah he was killing it for about a 12 game stretch but it appears the Ferentzes got drunk on complimentary football and ruined him mentally.

And I've been meaning to post more on social media. I imagine it'll make me much happier and productive, because that's the impression I get from halo. I could really use some "likes" right about now.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Yeah he was killing it for about a 12 game stretch but it appears the Ferentzes got drunk on complimentary football and ruined him mentally.

And I've been meaning to post more on social media. I imagine it'll make me much happier and productive, because that's the impression I get from halo. I could really use some "likes" right about now.

Didn’t you get run off HaLo for your embarrassingly stupid takes? Maybe it was a different Fritz.

 

[Orestes]

Oops. Wrong button.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

A guy on TOS that seems to know his shit is claiming Keegan Johnson may be rethinking his decision. I can’t see the coaches letting him back if that’s remotely true.

Is he truly dealing with mental health stuff? Maybe that’s why KF couldn’t say much?

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Didn’t you get run off HaLo for your embarrassingly stupid takes? Maybe it was a different Fritz.

To be fair, most of the sports takes on Hawkeye sites are embarrassingly stupid

 

[Mitchandrsn]

This doesn’t sound it could be true but I’m hearing Josh Gattis to Iowa as OC.

 

[Lee Beevers]

If he wants to come back and play with Cade I’m with Bob Bader. The kid was hurt and needs to be left alone.

Eat shit, faggot. Also, plz let me into the faggot text message group so I can call you a faggot via text.

 

[Creed]

Assuming we’re in a post-Spencer/Brian world all debts are forgiven and all accounts are cleared. It’s a brave new world and we’re all in this together*.

*Except Arland, Gavin Willams, any WR on the 2022 roster not named Johnson or Bostic and pretty much the entire 2022 OL.

Add Vines to the list of players on offense worth keeping. Probably Brecht as well.

 

[Harlan]

Add Vines to the list of players on offense worth keeping. Probably Brecht as well.

I would like Vines to stay. I'm not going to freak out if not, though.

 

[The Dad]

Add Vines to the list of players on offense worth keeping. Probably Brecht as well.

 

[The Dad]

Eat shit, faggot. Also, plz let me into the faggot text message group so I can call you a faggot via text.

 

[IowaWigman]

Maybe if all you message board posters wouldn’t have been questioning his commitment to the team, he would have never entered the portal.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Hey Keegan,

That bit has always bothered as I don't think fucking around/finding out would be a 1:1 linear progression. Exponential, maybe logarithmic.

 

[Harlan]

That bit has always bothered as I don't think fucking around/finding out would be a 1:1 linear progression. Exponential, maybe logarithmic.

Maybe you could stand to show a little more patience.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Maybe you could stand to show a little more patience.

And your work.

 

[26.2]

Eat shit, faggot. Also, plz let me into the faggot text message group so I can call you a faggot via text.

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