**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

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hawkeyealum said:
What did that tweet say?
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It was a reply to the above tweet from Johnson's dad.

“you don’t really want to have that discussion do you? When they go low we go high!”

I don't know what it means, but I sorta doubt Kirk invites Johnson back.
 
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Lots of ways to win games! What a douche
 
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Hawkstrat said:

It was a reply to the above tweet from Johnson's dad.

“you don’t really want to have that discussion do you? When they go low we go high!”

I don't know what it means, but I sorta doubt Kirk invites Johnson back.
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Stating the obvious, that’s a stat line Iowa’s offense is completely incapable of this year, and would have us in the top ten if we did it every game. Nobody is insisting we line up 5 wide every play. He is arguing a point he wants people to be making, not a point people are making
 
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douglasbader said:
He's right.
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He'd be entitled to say that if Iowa has a run scheme that hasn't been broken for years. I don't give a fuck how many passing yards Iowa has if they can run the ball.

However, they can't pass or run - they just have a flaccid offense that is a pile of shit. He can say what he wants tho since he's in the family.
 
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Hawkstrat said:

It was a reply to the above tweet from Johnson's dad.

“you don’t really want to have that discussion do you? When they go low we go high!”

I don't know what it means, but I sorta doubt Kirk invites Johnson back.
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Does this mean we’re not getting WRs now?
 
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If they replace the OC, get grad transfer QB, chase off QB , chase off established WR's, RB - portal 17 new WR's, TE, RB and hopefully a couple linemen isn't that kind of an indictment on the offense. Don't really see why he feels the need to white knight them at this point. Especially so aggressively stupid.
 
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We were all so happy last night!!
 
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The Dad said:
Not sure I’ve ever seen anything more ill timed or tone deaf.
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Oh my god, yes, I'm sure that a tweet from Tyler fucking Barnes is just going to turn everyone away. Especially that tweet.

I'm hearing that there were like 8 guys ready to commit to Iowa, but then they saw that tweet and immediately backed out. All of them. Now another 20-30 are going to transfer. Cooper Dejean threw up, cried and called up Iowa State to see if they would take him.

It's over, boyz. Pack it up. Tyler Barnes ruined the program.
 
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douglasbader said:
Oh my god, yes, I'm sure that a tweet from Tyler fucking Barnes is just going to turn everyone away. Especially that tweet.

I'm hearing that there were like 8 guys ready to commit to Iowa, but then they saw that tweet and immediately backed out. All of them. Now another 20-30 are going to transfer. Cooper Dejean threw up, cried and called up Iowa State to see if they would take him.

It's over, boyz. Pack it up. Tyler Barnes ruined the program.
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Douglas is desperate for an argument
 
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Gushawk said:
Nepotism yet again rears its stupid, ugly head
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You got that right. Word is that Phil Parker just resigned. Xavier Nwampa is on a plane to Oregon with Proctor.

The football facility is surrounded by fire departments from a dozen different cities. They used up all the water in the river AND the Coralville reservoir but they just couldn't put out the fire that Tyler Barnes started on twitter late on a Saturday.

The program is burned to the ground, Gus.
 
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cloudhawk said:
I like me some Doug, but this Doug is kinda unbecoming, if I'm being honest. Take the anger out and replace it with whine and it feels very Iowa State-ish
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Ah, yes. I'm the one being unbecoming. Not the bleeding sissy boys crying over a Tyler fucking Barnes tweet.
 
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Kamala said:
Stating the obvious, that’s a stat line Iowa’s offense is completely incapable of this year, and would have us in the top ten if we did it every game. Nobody is insisting we line up 5 wide every play. He is arguing a point he wants people to be making, not a point people are making
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He can't argue against the reality, so he's strawmanning.
 
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cloudhawk said:
I didn't actually know this- I would dare to say that the tweet might have a bit of the Ol' Fort Kinnick flavour we all love
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Lol. You know every detail about everything from Iowa football, yet you didn't know that Tyler Barnes is Kirk's son in law.

Bullshit.
 
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Let me remind all of you crying Chicken Little fucksticks.... most of you were the same mewling quims only about 4 days ago that were convinced that Iowa not only couldn't compete in the portal, but that they wouldn't even try. The same guys declaring disaster on every corner at every level.

You spent the last 72 hours sucking each other off at the news of portal transfers and Iowa NIL suddenly competing at a high level, and now this morning you are freaking out over a Tyler fucking Barnes tweet.

Grow a fucking spine.
 
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douglasbader said:
Lol. You know every detail about everything from Iowa football, yet you didn't know that Tyler Barnes is Kirk's son in law.

Bullshit.
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Honestly, I didn't. I did know he had a son-in-law in the Family Business, but figured he took his wife's name.
 
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