**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Talkin' Goat]

kirk will say they just need to execute

He’s right. Execute Brian and we’re off and running.

 

[KitKatApples]

Does Dug get the banhammer if Brian comes back?

Yes

Christ imagine how much Hawks by a Million stuff he’ll buy/make with the free time

 

[Floyd R]

Some of you folks need to chill the fuck out. Kirk almost always tries to keep things professional (especially when publicly speaking). I think it’s quite clear he knows that the offense needs an overhaul, but he is not going to come out and shit all over the offensive staff. The man is stoic and approaches adversity like we all should: calm, cool, and collected.

New Kirk or Portal Kirk is just another name for Motivated Kirk. He knows he has about 5 years left on the odometer and wants to prove it one more time that he still has it.

 

[BBK]

Some of you folks need to chill the fuck out. Kirk almost always tries to keep things professional (especially when publicly speaking). I think it’s quite clear he knows that the offense needs an overhaul, but he is not going to come out and shit all over the offensive staff. The man is stoic and approaches adversity like we all should: calm, cool, and collected.

New Kirk or Portal Kirk is just another name for Motivated Kirk. He knows he has about 5 years left on the odometer and wants to prove it one more time that he still has it.

Tell em, Steve Dave

 

[Kamala]

Some of you folks need to chill the fuck out. Kirk almost always tries to keep things professional (especially when publicly speaking). I think it’s quite clear he knows that the offense needs an overhaul, but he is not going to come out and shit all over the offensive staff. The man is stoic and approaches adversity like we all should: calm, cool, and collected.

New Kirk or Portal Kirk is just another name for Motivated Kirk. He knows he has about 5 years left on the odometer and wants to prove it one more time that he still has it.

It’s not quite clear. Maybe he does know that, but so far his actual words and action do not support that at all.

It will be clear he understands it when he does something about it.

 

[MisterFalcon]

It’s not quite clear. Maybe he does know that, but so far his actual words and action do not support that at all.

It will be clear he understands it when he does something about it.

I also think he's been less than professional this year with his snarky, gaslighting approach. Kirk deserves the opportunity to fix this, but he's also the person who allowed the offense to atrophy over the past several years.

 

[BngHawk]

Ohhh Doug dougie dougie Doug Doug gonna get pwnd by Hunter Ferentz’s laptop.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Some of you folks need to chill the fuck out. Kirk almost always tries to keep things professional (especially when publicly speaking). I think it’s quite clear he knows that the offense needs an overhaul, but he is not going to come out and shit all over the offensive staff. The man is stoic and approaches adversity like we all should: calm, cool, and collected.

New Kirk or Portal Kirk is just another name for Motivated Kirk. He knows he has about 5 years left on the odometer and wants to prove it one more time that he still has it.

There are times when Kirk appears to be calm, cool, and collected when in actuality, he's in a gum-chomping stupor. It's easy to confuse the two sometimes. Best way to tell is if Iowa is losing with time winding down and they're still huddling.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Kirk is a complete dumbfuck and thinks that we're all blind and newsy.

All of this for his son. His son, Brian.

Joe Biden thinks this is getting a little ridiculous.

Crime Boss Kirk Ferentz

 

[MikeyJoe]

Some of you folks need to chill the fuck out. Kirk almost always tries to keep things professional (especially when publicly speaking). I think it’s quite clear he knows that the offense needs an overhaul, but he is not going to come out and shit all over the offensive staff. The man is stoic and approaches adversity like we all should: calm, cool, and collected.

New Kirk or Portal Kirk is just another name for Motivated Kirk. He knows he has about 5 years left on the odometer and wants to prove it one more time that he still has it.

Calmer than you.

 

[Floyd R]

It’s not quite clear. Maybe he does know that, but so far his actual words and action do not support that at all.

It will be clear he understands it when he does something about it.

They just landed the biggest QB in the transfer portal (who Alabama, Notre Dame, and Michigan State were also after).

You're not going to get a kid of that caliber to commit to bumfuck Iowa by saying, "Cade, we don't see any issues with our offense, and I don't plan or anticipate making any program changes this offseason."

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

They just landed the biggest QB in the transfer portal (who Alabama, Notre Dame, and Michigan State were also after).

You're not going to get a kid of that caliber to commit to bumfuck Iowa by saying, "Cade, we don't see any issues with our offense, and I don't plan or anticipate making any program changes this offseason."

People forget that.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

They just landed the biggest QB in the transfer portal (who Alabama, Notre Dame, and Michigan State were also after).

You're not going to get a kid of that caliber to commit to bumfuck Iowa by saying, "Cade, we don't see any issues with our offense, and I don't plan or anticipate making any program changes this offseason."

Classic bait and switch.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Kirk Ferentz
master baiter

 

[WestMifflin]

If this was the case- suprised that the Wisconsin receiver who transferred to Minnesota didn't come to Iowa

He's rapey and a shit human. You didn't want him.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

F
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C
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[Hawkeye_Pierce]

They just landed the biggest QB in the transfer portal (who Alabama, Notre Dame, and Michigan State were also after).

You're not going to get a kid of that caliber to commit to bumfuck Iowa by saying, "Cade, we don't see any issues with our offense, and I don't plan or anticipate making any program changes this offseason."

Because we're talking Kirk here, there's also the possibility that Iowa's anemic offense was blamed on poor execution and shitty players and not the greasy fuck calling the plays. Maybe Cade is the key to unlocking Brian's amazing offense!

 

[The Dad]

Well, aside from Kaleb and Cooper that pretty much clears out the little bit of dynamic athleticism remaining.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

X is gonna stay right, right?!?!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Is Harris still here?

 

[26.2]

Roberts gone too

 

[Hawk&Balls]

26.Gus

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Roberts gone too

Thanks Gus.2

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Fuck

 

[nolookpass]

The OL coach will be the sacrificial lamb

 

[Hawk&Balls]

THOMAS GUSSEY

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

X is gonna stay right, right?!?!

I would expect that he'll be a part of the package with Proctor, wherever he ends up.

I can tell you, I really appreciated his time here. It was fun watching him return kickoffs and punts, at least.

Oh, wait, that was the dynamic duo of Bruce and Gavin that handled those duties.

 

[Gushawk]

Is Cade with the injury really the top portal QB in America? Seems hyperbolic. He’s only a savior if surrounded by well above average talent, imo.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Is Cade with the injury really the top portal QB in America? Seems hyperbolic. He’s only a savior if surrounded by well above average talent, imo.

Certainly an upgrade for iowa but I don’t remember ever thinking he was a difference maker

 

[Brad Wesley]

Is Cade with the injury really the top portal QB in America? Seems hyperbolic. He’s only a savior if surrounded by well above average talent, imo.

Spencer Sanders from Okie State.

 

[Kamala]

They just landed the biggest QB in the transfer portal (who Alabama, Notre Dame, and Michigan State were also after).

You're not going to get a kid of that caliber to commit to bumfuck Iowa by saying, "Cade, we don't see any issues with our offense, and I don't plan or anticipate making any program changes this offseason."

I don’t know Cade, his personal situation, or his motivation to come here. Neither do you. You are hoping that what you typed is true, but you don’t know. So again, it’s not clear. It will be clear when actual change is made.

Furthermore, you could look at some of the players leaving one of the best defenses in the USA and ask yourself why they would leave such a dominating unit if they believed real changes were coming to the offense and the team has a shot at a I am a giant douche title

 

[Brad Wesley]

Looking forward to Jameson Heinz getting some more playing time.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Certainly an upgrade for iowa but I don’t remember ever thinking he was a difference maker

He's Jake Rudock. And that is much better than what Iowa was trotting out there.

 

[iowa4ever20]

Roberts was at Iowa for five years already. I don’t understand all the doom and gloom because of this announcement. He hasn’t stayed healthy the last two seasons. Hard to fault a 6th year guy looking for a portal pay day that he likely won’t get in the NFL.

 

[douglasbader]

Roberts was at Iowa for five years already. I don’t understand all the doom and gloom because of this announcement. He hasn’t stayed healthy the last two seasons. Hard to fault a 6th year guy looking for a portal pay day that he likely won’t get in the NFL.

No shit. IowaFan is collectively losing their minds.

There is only one transfer that has remotely hurt so far, and that is Jacobs.

 

[Harlan]

Thanks Gus.2

This is like inception Gussing.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Roberts was at Iowa for five years already. I don’t understand all the doom and gloom because of this announcement. He hasn’t stayed healthy the last two seasons. Hard to fault a 6th year guy looking for a portal pay day that he likely won’t get in the NFL.

He's a great corner and special teams player. If he is going to keep playing college football, I'd like it most if it was at Iowa.

I hope he gets paid the same way I hope Jacobs does.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

This is like inception Gussing.

IT WAS AT THE SAME TIME! Notagus

 

[Billy Butters]

Well, aside from Kaleb and Cooper that pretty much clears out the little bit of dynamic athleticism remaining.

LOL, that's it for you Daddio? Terry Roberts is what kept the dream alive for a dynamic team next year?

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

No shit. IowaFan is collectively losing their minds.

There is only one transfer that has remotely hurt so far, and that is Jacobs.

Who is going to play opposite of Cooper next year?

 

[Harlan]

Yeah Daddio is that it for you?

 

[gable_guy]

So we should definitely look for anybody that sat with "injuries" this year to transfer, right?

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Who is going to play opposite of Cooper next year?

Harris?

 

[douglasbader]

Who is going to play opposite of Cooper next year?

Uh.... the actual starter Jermari Harris?

 

[BngHawk]

One of my favorite Doug moves is when he refers to people as IowaFan.

We really need a Doug bingo grid.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Harris?

Harris was ahead of roberts last year and appears quicker to me. I liked roberts, but Harris should be decent next year and I expect Hall to get better.

 

[Shawneemicks]

X is gonna stay right, right?!?!

Don’t bet on it

 

[Brad Wesley]

No shit. IowaFan is collectively losing their minds.

There is only one transfer that has remotely hurt so far, and that is Jacobs.

We have the bends. Going from getting 4* Alabama transfer to losing proven players/starters, yeah, you’re going to see some negative reactions.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Shitton of guys end up in the portal without actually leaving school. Hope that’s what these two do. I do love watching Roberts cover punts.