**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[rodg12]

I believe there was more to that. Something like, "Could be great. How would we know."

But carry on, you fat stupid fuck.

In real life.

I'm only guessing that you're fat, because there's never been a Rodger that wasn't.

Hi, guys. My name's Rodger. But I go by Rodg.

Call me Rodg.

Dynamite stuff here. Keep posting more shit you have no clue about. It’s your specialty, Stink.

Couldn’t get your worthless thoughts out in one post, had to spam with two. Complete dumbfuck.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Dynamite stuff here. Keep posting more shit you have no clue about. It’s your specialty, Stink.

Couldn’t get your worthless thoughts out in one post, had to spam with two. Complete dumbfuck.

Fuck you, Rodg and fuck your stupid fat wife.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

2 new knees, a new ankle, and a new right shoulder. He is less mobile than me.

Seems like his mobility should have improved.

 

[Deez]

 

[3rd Generation Hawk]

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Poster named "StinkyMcFadden" is talking shit about a poster named "Rodg".

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[KitKatApples]

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Kirk did this

 

[Bob Sanders]

Terry Roberts is a fun special teams player but he’s made of glass. Both times he became a starter at CB he got injured almost instantly. Ffs he missed ~2 months last year with a severe bruise. Some people just don’t have a body that can handle being an elite athlete.

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

I'm slightly concerned by the lack of OL contact.

It’s clear the staff thinks they have enough with the addition of Proctor to put a decent line together. And that, I think, is the even more concerning thing.

 

[Bob Sanders]

It’s clear the staff thinks they have enough with the addition of Proctor to put a decent line together. And that, I think, is the even more concerning thing.

You’re wrong.

 

[nikolausp]

Anybody think Spencer is starting game 1 next season?

 

[BBK]

Anybody think Spencer is starting game 1 next season?

Yes

 

[BngHawk]

Anybody think Spencer is starting game 1 next season?

I have a source in the program who has confirmed this for me.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Anybody think Spencer is starting game 1 next season?

Labas being able to walk and chew gum in the bowl game would go a long way towards keeping Spencer away.

So, yes, I think that Spencer will be back.

 

[Kamala]

Anybody think Spencer is starting game 1 next season?

What would be the upside to replacing him?

 

[nolookpass]

Unlike you haters, I think Spence can build on his 5 passing Td performance next year.

 

[CamelTones]

For the record, I know 3 Rodgers. 2 skinny, 1 has beetus.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Fuck you, Rodg and fuck your stupid fat wife.

That wasn’t a very good comeback.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

That wasn’t a very good comeback.

I'll try to do better for the MessDawg!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I'll try to do better for the MessDawg!

Thanks!

 

[nolookpass]

seriously looked like Kirk was gonna start crying whilst talking about Spence's injury during the press conference. he would being him back next year in an instant. Certainly, he has some things to clean up.

 

[BBK]

The most important item we all need to know about McNamara is how good is he in practice?

Because he better have his Tueday game face on if he expects to beat out the Davey O'Brien Practicer of the Year, Spencer Petras

 

[The Dad]

Terry Roberts is a fun special teams player but he’s made of glass. Both times he became a starter at CB he got injured almost instantly. Ffs he missed ~2 months last year with a severe bruise. Some people just don’t have a body that can handle being an elite athlete.

This post is how you tell someone you’ve never played football without actually saying it.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

This post is how you tell someone you’ve never played football without actually saying it.

Bob knows all about having a college football body.

Well, the real Bob did.

 

[Stu Beagle]

So Campbell won a major award the other day. Is that the same award that is basically more prestigious than the Heisman per CYclone fans?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

 

[Geese]

To the further point about Kirk trolling "Iowa fan", he is the consummate professional and will always say the politically correct thing in public/media

Duece Hogan would like a word with you

 

[3rd Generation Hawk]

Duece Hogan would like a word with you

At least two Kentucky WR agree with Kirk

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

So Campbell won a major award the other day. Is that the same award that is basically more prestigious than the Heisman per CYclone fans?

I trust the METRO! new stations will all do a story about it.

"The most sought after award in college football...other than togetherness."

 

[HerkyHopeful]

At least two Kentucky WR agree with Kirk

Douche isnt even the backup. He's the backup to the backup, whose name is Kaiya lol

 

[rodg12]

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Is Spencer a Johnny Unitas finalist?

 

[Bob Sanders]

This post is how you tell someone you’ve never played football without actually saying it.

So you’re saying he isn’t absurdly injury prone?

 

[Billy Butters]

This post is how you tell someone you’ve never played football without actually saying it.

When the guy wasn't bruised he was one of the most dynamic punt downers that I've seen.

 

[The Dad]

So you’re saying he isn’t absurdly injury prone?

I’m saying take a helmet to the thigh from a D1 athlete moving at game speed and get back to me.

 

[Bob Sanders]

I’m saying take a helmet to the thigh from a D1 athlete moving at game speed and get back to me.

And I'm saying that he will likely be injured again next season.

You seem to think that I'm personally attacking him when I'm just pointing out the obvious.

 

[The Dad]

And I'm saying that he will likely be injured again next season.

You seem to think that I'm personally attacking him when I'm just pointing out the obvious.

I’m specifically calling out the portion in bold, which felt like a personal attack against Scary Terry.

 

[Harlan]

I’m specifically calling out the portion in bold, which felt like a personal attack against Scary Terry.

 

[cloudhawk]

And I'm saying that he will likely be injured again next season.

You seem to think that I'm personally attacking him when I'm just pointing out the obvious.

Its kinda weird that you point out that obvious (big bruise) but defend Keegan Johnson's 12 month pulled hamstring battle as ridiculous to question

 

[HiG 2.0]

Its kinda weird that you point out that obvious (big bruise) but defend Keegan Johnson's 12 month pulled hamstring battle as ridiculous to question

Eat shit IowaFan!

 

[The Dad]

When the guy wasn't bruised he was one of the most dynamic punt downers that I've seen.

Fucking A he was. And fantastic in kickoff coverage. Dare I say he acquitted himself very favorably when called upon to play corner and nickel as well.

But I understand some love the wholesomeness of Johnny Humboldt playing corner. It’s fun to watch a defense with similar demographics to that of Wartburg compete on the biggest stages.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Its kinda weird that you point out that obvious (big bruise) but defend Keegan Johnson's 12 month pulled hamstring battle as ridiculous to question

If Keegan spends next season mostly injured it will be a fair comparison.

I like Terry. He’s a fun player to watch and I don’t think his injury issues are a toughness thing. I would still never go into a season without a plan to replace him when he gets injured.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Fucking A he was. And fantastic in kickoff coverage. Dare I say he acquitted himself very favorably when called upon to play corner and nickel as well.

But I understand some love the wholesomeness of Johnny Humboldt playing corner. It’s fun to watch a defense with similar demographics to that of Wartburg compete on the biggest stages.

What the fuck is this about? Has anyone suggested Johnny Humboldt should have been playing instead of Roberts?

 

[douglasbader]

What the fuck is this about? Has anyone suggested Johnny Humboldt should have been playing instead of Roberts?

Not at all, but it was something the group text came up with so he is required to post it.

 

[Geese]

This group text sounds awesome

 

[douglasbader]

This group text sounds awesome

It's a bunch of fat and/or bald guys.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Even better

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

It's a bunch of fat and/or bald guys.

Sweaty

 

[BuffettHawk]

It practically sells itself.

Can't get enough of the drama on an internet messageboard?

Try meeting with those faggots offline with HALO Group Text!!

 

[douglasbader]

It practically sells itself.

Can't get enough of the drama of an internet messageboard?

Try meeting with those faggots offline with HALO Group Text!!

Oh, you wouldn't believe the gossip!