** Official Iowa @ Maryland Game Thread Thursday 2/10/2022 ESPN2 6:00PM**

[FranklinHawk]

Yep, a lot of those points were due to garbage time coming much earlier than usual.

 

[nolookpass]

unfortunately, was stuck in a 2 1/2 hour meeting. Did The Key only play in garbage time?

 

[Harlan]

... unless it was to Georges Niang

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Maryland was down 98-61 with under 6 minutes 30 seconds left. That’s not a terrible defensive effort for Iowa considering the pace.

Iowa also did the job on the boards. 37-28

 

[MikeyJoe]

Had no interest in posting. Read to gauge the temperature of other fans. Did it match what I was thinking after a game?
Sometimes did. Sometimes didn't. Sometimes helped moderate my take. Sometimes fueled it.
Lots of insight. Lots of bullshit. Mostly hilarious & a whole lot of "wtf is wrong with you?".

No big change this week - I had just read what Billy Taylor had to say about The Key's minutes vs Minnesota - what the hell, might as well share.
There you go. Ain't no big thang. This might be it or maybe will throw something out once in a while. Already this is tl/dr.

~Excellence In Lurking~

Thanks for the response. I hope you continue to enjoy your experience lurking and fucking yourself.

 

[coff]

True. But ol Fats is pretty good.

*Fatts. Apparent Freudian error?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Fans who tweet insults at college athletes should be executed publically.

While sucking McCabe’s fat one

 

[CleteyColgate]

Let's go

Let's fucking go @Lee Beevers

 

[Monster]

Sure thing, Frodumb.

I'm not trying to get in the middle here as I haven't really even read the thread, but if you go that route, Frodope sounds better.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

@Fletch where did you play?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Iowa’s defensive efficiency before games are decided is actually pretty solid.

Maryland scored like 40 points in the last ten minutes.

 

[Brad Wesley]

JUST WAIT UNTIL PETRAS THROWS FOR 300 YARDS AND 5 TDS. YOU CAN ALL STFU THEN

No doubt he’ll get those numbers………through three games combined.

 

[Fletch]

@Fletch where did you play?

Basketball?

Nowhere.

 

[nolookpass]

I was the leading scorer for Commander Clint's Lost Planet Airmen that finished 2nd in the Intramural Championship of 1978. Unlike other legendary intramural teams, all our playas were legit students..

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I scored 12 points in the first half for the Smack Dealers including my first and only ever in-game dunk.

Well actually I hit back iron and it flew straight up in the air and went back through the net but it was still pretty cool for a white boy.

I scored zero in the second half and we lost.

 

[J1973s]

unfortunately, was stuck in a 2 1/2 hour meeting. Did The Key only play in garbage time?

The “Key” played 18 minutes and, imo, looked the best of Perkins, Ulis, the Key. Thought Sandford looked good too. Like to see him play 10+ minutes. Connor played 4 bogged things down and hope he plays about 4 per game.

 

[6deuce]

Having Sandfort and bohannon in at the same time opens up more looks from 3. Sanfort in got at least 2 wide open looks from 3 for bohannon.

 

[Fletch]

The “Key” played 18 minutes and, imo, looked the best of Perkins, Ulis, the Key. Thought Sandford looked good too. Like to see him play 10+ minutes. Connor played 4 bogged things down and hope he plays about 4 per game.

His son was alright too.

 

[BBK]

Sandfart, plz

 

[Deez]

Sandfart, plz

^^^^^

 

[Geese]

Who falls to the floor in extreme pain next? Connor or Pat?? One of them gets critically injured every game so make your bets now!

 

[Shawneemicks]

Critically
Lol

 

[Fletch]

In game vacation. Chips off the ol’ block.

 

[Geese]

Critically
Lol

For guys who like to act tough they sure do fall to the floor in excruciating pain more often than any player I can ever remember

 

[Geese]

Garza would literally run down the floor with blood dripping from his ears. Connor gets an elbow to the head he falls to the floor and rolls around while the play continues.

 

[Bovert]

Had no interest in posting. Read to gauge the temperature of other fans. Did it match what I was thinking after a game?
Sometimes did. Sometimes didn't. Sometimes helped moderate my take. Sometimes fueled it.
Lots of insight. Lots of bullshit. Mostly hilarious & a whole lot of "wtf is wrong with you?".

No big change this week - I had just read what Billy Taylor had to say about The Key's minutes vs Minnesota - what the hell, might as well share.
There you go. Ain't no big thang. This might be it or maybe will throw something out once in a while. Already this is tl/dr.

~Excellence In Lurking~

How about you shut the fuck up, you faggot ass noob

 

[cloudhawk]

Had no interest in posting. Read to gauge the temperature of other fans. Did it match what I was thinking after a game?
Sometimes did. Sometimes didn't. Sometimes helped moderate my take. Sometimes fueled it.
Lots of insight. Lots of bullshit. Mostly hilarious & a whole lot of "wtf is wrong with you?".

No big change this week - I had just read what Billy Taylor had to say about The Key's minutes vs Minnesota - what the hell, might as well share.
There you go. Ain't no big thang. This might be it or maybe will throw something out once in a while. Already this is tl/dr.

~Excellence In Lurking~

Anyone told you to fuck off yet?

 

[cloudhawk]

Dammit, scooped by Bovert....quick for a big guy

 

[Monster]

For guys who like to act tough they sure do fall to the floor in excruciating pain more often than any player I can ever remember

It's more of a basketball player thing.

 

[Fletch]

It's more of a basketball player thing.

It really is. Dudes act like they got shot or something.

 

[Geese]

It's more of a basketball player thing.

Yeah that is true but the McCaffrey boys seem to get injured more often than any other player I can remember.

 

[Stomper15]

Yeah that is true but the McCaffrey boys seem to get injured more often than any other player I can remember.

Luka Garza's bloody face (nose, lips, chin) would like to call you to outrageous claims court.

 

[Geese]

Luka Garza's bloody face (nose, lips, chin) would like to call you to outrageous claims court.

Well he did get beat up a lot but that's not the point. He kept playing. Garza didn't fall to the floor and stop the game for a few minutes just to return 3 minutes later. Garza was a tough bastard.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Connor needs an ‘earned, not given’ tattoo

 

[nolookpass]

Connor needs an ‘earned, not given’ tattoo

I've ran into a couple tough dudes born into rich families, but not many.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Goose I think you’re on to something!

 

[Geese]

Goose I think you’re on to something!

All I'm saying is they are kinda pussies

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I mean Patrick’s ankle literally rolled all the way over but wha wha wha whaaaaaaa

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I mean Patrick’s ankle literally rolled all the way over but wha wha wha whaaaaaaa

Every once in a while ol @Geese gets a weird little bird boner about some things.

 

[Geese]

Every once in a while ol @Geese gets a weird little bird boner about some things.

Ya like YOUR BUTT

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I mean Patrick’s ankle literally rolled all the way over but wha wha wha whaaaaaaa

No kidding. He completely rolled his ankle. Why he backed up 5 feet after his jumper out of bounds to step on the ref’s ankle, I do not know.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Hey it just seems like it ok?

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I’m starting to think HaLo doesn’t understand physiology.

 

[wondergrape]

I’m starting to think HaLo doesn’t understand physiology.

You shut your fucking foot

 

[Geese]

Every once in a while ol @Geese gets a weird little bird boner about some things.

U see Pat today? Gets blocked and lays on the floor in agony lololol

 

[KitKatApples]

It’s borderline pretending you pulled a hammy when you lose a race

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

U see Pat today? Gets blocked and lays on the floor in agony lololol

U right, you just really get excited.

 

[Geese]

U right, you just really get excited.

Yeah I went too far. I will admit it. But I do appreciate you also admitting Pat can be a poser. Love you bud

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Yeah I went too far. I will admit it. But I do appreciate you also admitting Pat can be a poser. Love you bud

I was just having a little fun, and always appreciate the enthusiasm.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

U see Pat today? Gets blocked and lays on the floor in agony lololol

he got hit in the face on a foul that was not called