**Official Iowa vs. Minnesota Football Thread - 2:30pm - FS1**

[douglasbader]

Iowa opens -4.5 in this game. Looks like temps in the high 60's or low 70's and the perfect time to beat down the Gophers.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Iowa 0
Minnesota 24

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Iowa 31
Minnesota 17

 

[DonnyDonovan]

Iowa hasn't lost in Minneapolis since 2014, 6-1 in their last 7 games there. Kirk owns PJ. I'll be there along with about 15 to 20 thousand fellow Hawkeyes. Also for the record since I'm new, I ain't no Tavernhok.

Iowa 27
Minnesota 17

 

[The Dad]

Iowa hasn't lost in Minneapolis since 2014, 6-1 in their last 7 games there. Kirk owns PJ. I'll be there along with about 15 to 20 thousand fellow Hawkeyes. Also for the record since I'm new, I ain't no Tavernhok.

Iowa 27
Minnesota 17

What year did you graduate, Donald?

 

[DonnyDonovan]

1993. I'm pretty old. I currently live in Duluth, MN, and have for a long time, so I almost always make it down to this game.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Do you know Lois Feldman

 

[Lee Beevers]

Iowa hasn't lost in Minneapolis since 2014, 6-1 in their last 7 games there. Kirk owns PJ. I'll be there along with about 15 to 20 thousand fellow Hawkeyes. Also for the record since I'm new, I ain't no Tavernhok.

Iowa 27
Minnesota 17

Do tavern hawks disgust you?

 

[DonnyDonovan]

Do you know Lois Feldman

Yes we went to HS together. She graduated one year before me. I didn't know her well or run in the same social circles but it's a pretty small school. And yes I was at the Metrodome that night and was as shocked/amused as anyone when the story broke especially since we share a hometown.

Do tavern hawks disgust you?

Of course they do.

 

[douglasbader]

Yes we went to HS together. She graduated one year before me. I didn't know her well or run in the same social circles but it's a pretty small school. And yes I was at the Metrodome that night and was as shocked/amused as anyone when the story broke especially since we share a hometown.

Of course they do.

Thumb in or out?

 

[DonnyDonovan]

Thumb in or out?

Doug I feel like I'm coming in hot and revealing too much too soon. Some things I need to leave unknown.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Doug I feel like I'm coming

Thumb in it is

 

[douglasbader]

#15 in the AP poll.

 

[Pedro]

Five two loss teams are still ranked. Wanna guess what they all have in common?

 

[Monster]

I kinda like Donny. He still needs to fuck himself, but after that he might actually fit in here.

 

[Creed]

Butt fuck those fags.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

1993. I'm pretty old. I currently live in Duluth, MN, and have for a long time, so I almost always make it down to this game.

TheDad thought he was gonna get you, but it turns out you got him.

TheDad also tried to bring his daughter to a best ball with men...because his wife demanded it.

Welcome, DonnyDonovan!!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

TheDad thought he was gonna get you, but it turns out you got him.

TheDad also tried to bring his daughter to a best ball with men...because his wife demanded it.

Welcome, DonnyDonovan!!

You guys play best 2 of 4?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

TheDad thought he was gonna get you, but it turns out you got him.

TheDad also tried to bring his daughter to a best ball with men...because his wife demanded it.

Welcome, DonnyDonovan!!

Is this true @The Dad ?!?!?!

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Is this true @The Dad ?!?!?!

There's a post out there outlining the entire affair.

I would find it but it makes me too sad.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Five two loss teams are still ranked. Wanna guess what they all have in common?

States that went for Trump?

 

[The Dad]

All hypothetical amigos.

 

[The Dad]

We ALL know why the whole tavern thing is a sensitive subject for our loyal forever true Stinkburger.

 

[douglasbader]

#15 in the AP poll.

Not that the polls mean anything, but 2 guys this week left Iowa completely off the Top 25. The same two guys had them ranked #18 and #24 last week.

 

[Mitchandrsn]

Hawks up to -7

 

[Fletch]

Not that the polls mean anything, but 2 guys this week left Iowa completely off the Top 25. The same two guys had them ranked #18 and #24 last week.

Is it the same guy who bumped miss st up 6 spots after they got boat raced by bama?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Not sure.

 

[Monster]

Not sure.

I think you know and you're keeping it from us.

 

[26.2]

Iowa 31
MN 13

 

[Lee Beevers]

Iowa 54
Minnesota 0

 

[Verbal]

Hank plays the whole game. Iowa struggles, but gets it done.

Iowa 23
Minnesota 20

 

[BBK]

Iowa 24
Minn 13

 

[AZmessDAWG]

This the game our LBs finally get exposed:
1- sorry but Montgomery is too small. This will be the game he won’t be able to shed blockers

2- Buffington is just ok. He makes the tackle but it’s always after 6-7 yards. Thats fine but not for a defense that needs to dominate.

3- Reis will finally get exposed for his aggressiveness.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Dislike

 

[26.2]

Hawks up to -7

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Jesus, didn't it start at 4.5??

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Goophs 24
Iowa 9

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

Jesus, didn't it start at 4.5??

It was as low as 2.5

 

[Hawk&Balls]

It was in the pool

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

38-7 Iowa. Iowa dominates the first half, then cruises in the second. Phil pulls the starters just before half way into the 4th and Fleck leaves his in to keep from being shut out which is always even more embarrassing.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Jesus, didn't it start at 4.5??

You can address me less formally. Yes, 4.5 was the opening line.

 

[Monster]

This the game our LBs finally get exposed:
1- sorry but Montgomery is too small. This will be the game he won’t be able to shed blockers

2- Buffington is just ok. He makes the tackle but it’s always after 6-7 yards. Thats fine but not for a defense that needs to dominate.

3- Reis will finally get exposed for his aggressiveness.

Lol. Hot takes, dawg.

 

[Mitchandrsn]

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

This the game our LBs finally get exposed:
1- sorry but Montgomery is too small. This will be the game he won’t be able to shed blockers

2- Buffington is just ok. He makes the tackle but it’s always after 6-7 yards. Thats fine but not for a defense that needs to dominate.

3- Reis will finally get exposed for his aggressiveness.

You forgot to log in as clete to post this shit

 

[KitKatApples]

Pretty sure ol Clete would be considered a sunshine boy if he was cool enough

 

[Bob Sanders]

3- Reis will finally get exposed for his aggressiveness.

Your first two points are wrong, but this is just comically dumb. Ries' role is to blitz, delayed blitz or QB spy in passing situations. How exactly are they going to expose over aggressiveness if his role is only to chase the QB? It's not exactly a mystery that he isn't ready to play 3 down LB.

 

[Grape Ape]

Lol

 

[AZmessDAWG]

smh

 

[douglasbader]

Your first two points are wrong, but this is just comically dumb. Ries' role is to blitz, delayed blitz or QB spy in passing situations. How exactly are they going to expose over aggressiveness if his role is only to chase the QB? It's not exactly a mystery that he isn't ready to play 3 down LB.

Oh, Bob. You've been DAWGED!!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Raw dawged

 

[KitKatApples]

It's good to see Bob back though