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Thomas Wolsey said:
I AM GOING TO STOP THIS CAR RIGHT NOW!!!!
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I definitely don't want that.

That reminds me of when I first started dating my wife and she met my mom. My mom proudly told her an hilarious story about when I was about eight and my brother iwas about 10 and we were screwing around in the backseat of our 66 mustang. She stopped the car on the side of the road, opened the back door, and literally kicked us about 15 to 20 times. She even acted it out for my future wife. Mrs Hamo almost broke up with me after that. She probably should have.
 
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Monster said:
I definitely don't want that.

That reminds me of when I first started dating my wife and she met my mom. My mom proudly told her an hilarious story about when I was about eight and my brother iwas about 10 and we were screwing around in the backseat of our 66 mustang. She stopped the car on the side of the road, opened the back door, and literally kicked us about 15 to 20 times. She even acted it out for my future wife. Mrs Hamo almost broke up with me after that. She probably should have.
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My dad used to say “if I have to stop this car” in a threatening manner. I can only imagine what other motorists thought driving past the stopped station wagon with one door open and my dad just smacking the shit out of me or my brothers.
 
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