***Official Iowa vs UCLA Game Thread 8:00 PM FS1***

The Dad

Legitimately bald forever and stupid looking
Joined
Mar 31, 2012
Messages
37,504
Reaction score
34,830
If they’d have fired him after Wisconsin we might have been deprived of those 2 magical quad 2 wins last week.
 

Hawkstrat

Might Need to GFH
Joined
Dec 5, 2007
Messages
22,016
Reaction score
2,949
Freeman has gotten to be incredibly annoying to watch.
 

Stu Beagle

Has Tiny Onions
Joined
Sep 29, 2014
Messages
10,930
Reaction score
1,595
Never forget the insane faggotry from Halo about a month ago when I said other teams were OK with Frans lifetime contract
 

Creed

Wears Adult-Sized Underoos
Joined
Sep 1, 2010
Messages
10,350
Reaction score
6,038
Nice kids. Shitty basketball players.
 

The Dad

Legitimately bald forever and stupid looking
Joined
Mar 31, 2012
Messages
37,504
Reaction score
34,830
Let’s try trapping.

Rest of the guys - “What are we supposed to do??”
 

The Dad

Legitimately bald forever and stupid looking
Joined
Mar 31, 2012
Messages
37,504
Reaction score
34,830
Let’s try trapping.

Rest of the guys - “What are we supposed to do??”
Let’s hedge really hard up top with our slow big.

Rest of the guys - “What are we supposed to do??”

“Coach, should we guard the guy right under the basket?” “Or should 2 of us stand together at the free throw line 15 feet away from everyone?”
 

Creed

Wears Adult-Sized Underoos
Joined
Sep 1, 2010
Messages
10,350
Reaction score
6,038
Shooting 50% and just getting buttfucked. Well done Fran. This late lineup is still trying to compete but Fran sitting there bored while Gatens is up coaching, or trying to, during the press.
 

The Dad

Legitimately bald forever and stupid looking
Joined
Mar 31, 2012
Messages
37,504
Reaction score
34,830
What if we don’t get the steal coach?

“I DONT KNOW!! IVE NEVER THOUGHT IT THROUGH THAT FAR!!!”
 

The Dad

Legitimately bald forever and stupid looking
Joined
Mar 31, 2012
Messages
37,504
Reaction score
34,830
“Coach, they said we can’t kick it to our teammate!!” WTF???
 

L. Wade Childress

Too stupid to be real
Joined
Aug 24, 2007
Messages
80,519
Reaction score
1,094
Fran is one of lowest paid coaches on the conference, and he’s trying to earn it.
 

The Dad

Legitimately bald forever and stupid looking
Joined
Mar 31, 2012
Messages
37,504
Reaction score
34,830
I wonder if they’ve ever considered jogging harder? Would that help their defense and rebounding?
 

Hawk&Balls

NOT a member
Joined
May 1, 2016
Messages
39,029
Reaction score
16,513
Lost the first half, won the second half. Basically even.
 
Joined
Aug 26, 2010
Messages
3,708
Reaction score
-1,527
UCLA’s point total is 79.5. The Hawks have given up at least 80 in their last 5 Big Ten road games.
The Hawks play the 27th at OSU. Expect another 80+ defensive effort
 

Verbal

The Brave Little Poster
Joined
Dec 5, 2007
Messages
32,892
Reaction score
-3,601
Now they’ll come home and win the next two. Then there’s a potentially ugly losing streak looming after that.
 

Stomper15

Not A TOR Poster
Joined
Apr 9, 2015
Messages
6,811
Reaction score
-34
I'm not clicking any of those links, and if you have, you should reconsider every decision you have ever made.
I didn't click them, it's social media dork. Scroll. Scroll. Scroll.

 

Geese

LOVES Chris Williams
Joined
Jan 21, 2015
Messages
27,842
Reaction score
-32,247
That UCLA team is garbage. Just no excuse. I loved announcers confusion "where has this UCLA team been all year??!"

Funny how often we hear that
 

Geese

LOVES Chris Williams
Joined
Jan 21, 2015
Messages
27,842
Reaction score
-32,247
Someone more clever than me needs to trick Fran into resigning on Cameo
 
Top