***Official Iowa vs UCLA Game Thread 8:00 PM FS1***

[brantshawks]

“breaking out on the offensive end tonight”

Drink.

"Coming off of a 4 game losing streak."

Drink


"They look like a totally different team"

Finish it


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[brantshawks]

Is this good?

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You're about to bet against Rockey...in Rockey, aren't you?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Hahahahaha probably

 

[BBK]

So we are only scoring 51 tonight?

Beebstradamus

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[Uli Kunkel]

And I thought the Wisconsin game was rock bottom.

 

[brantshawks]

$500?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

$500?

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Dialed in!

 

[The Dad]

“breaking out on the offensive end tonight”

Drink.

Beevers knows ball and knows he loves this.

 

[The Dad]

The UCLA water polo team could probably drop 80 on us.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Why is Fran standing like this for 40 minutes

 

[The Dad]

If they’d have fired him after Wisconsin we might have been deprived of those 2 magical quad 2 wins last week.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Freeman has gotten to be incredibly annoying to watch.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Never forget the insane faggotry from Halo about a month ago when I said other teams were OK with Frans lifetime contract

 

[The Dad]

Freeman has gotten to be incredibly annoying to watch.

They all are defensively. There isn’t a single one who gives a shit.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

They all are defensively. There isn’t a single one who gives a shit.

Why should they? Fran doesn’t.

 

[brantshawks]

Freeman has gotten to be incredibly annoying to watch.

Yep and he's been my main hawk the last 12 months....

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Fagball at it again! Shocking!

 

[Creed]

Nice kids. Shitty basketball players.

 

[The Dad]

Blow by, turn, jog. Slowly rotate. Blow by, turn, jog. Slowly rotate. Lather, rinse, repeat.

 

[The Dad]

Let’s try trapping.

Rest of the guys - “What are we supposed to do??”

 

[Brad Wesley]

Blow by, turn, jog. Slowly rotate. Blow by, turn, jog. Slowly rotate. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Sometimes is just a blow by down the lane for an uncontested layup.

 

[The Dad]

Let’s try trapping.

Rest of the guys - “What are we supposed to do??”

Let’s hedge really hard up top with our slow big.

Rest of the guys - “What are we supposed to do??”

“Coach, should we guard the guy right under the basket?” “Or should 2 of us stand together at the free throw line 15 feet away from everyone?”

 

[Brad Wesley]

Just a total ass fucking.

 

[Creed]

Shooting 50% and just getting buttfucked. Well done Fran. This late lineup is still trying to compete but Fran sitting there bored while Gatens is up coaching, or trying to, during the press.

 

[The Dad]

What if we don’t get the steal coach?

“I DONT KNOW!! IVE NEVER THOUGHT IT THROUGH THAT FAR!!!”

 

[The Dad]

“Coach, they said we can’t kick it to our teammate!!” WTF???

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Fran is one of lowest paid coaches on the conference, and he’s trying to earn it.

 

[The Dad]

I wonder if they’ve ever considered jogging harder? Would that help their defense and rebounding?

 

[MoneyPit]

Fire his ass when they get back and let Gatens finish the season

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Lost the first half, won the second half. Basically even.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Fire his ass when they get back and let Gatens finish the season

What has gatens ever done to deserve his current job, let alone the head job?

 

[BBK]

Won that 2nd half

 

[CamelTones]

What has gatens ever done to deserve his current job, let alone the head job?

Worked under Pearl and DeVries and unlike the other coaches he seems to actually give a fuck during the games.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Beevers knows ball and knows he loves this.

I bet the over so you are correct!

 

[Hawkstrat]

What has gatens ever done to deserve his current job, let alone the head job?

You are correct about the head job, but he has a fine resume to be an assistant.

 

[Brad Wesley]

Worked under Pearl and DeVries and unlike the other coaches he seems to actually give a fuck during the games.

True, but I’ve never seen him wear a bow tie.

 

[Stomper15]

Freeman has gotten to be incredibly annoying to watch.

Hey starting Sunday, you won't have to watch his videos on TikTok or Brock for that matter. A lot of time will be freed up.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Hey starting Sunday, you won't have to watch his videos on TikTok or Brock for that matter. A lot of time will be freed up.

That would probably be less annoying.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

You are correct about the head job, but he has a fine resume to be an assistant.

assistant to the coach

 

[Bonner]

UCLA’s point total is 79.5. The Hawks have given up at least 80 in their last 5 Big Ten road games.

The Hawks play the 27th at OSU. Expect another 80+ defensive effort

 

[Stomper15]

That would probably be less annoying.

Oh yeah?

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[Verbal]

Now they’ll come home and win the next two. Then there’s a potentially ugly losing streak looming after that.

 

[Stomper15]

This one is all time Iowa basketball though.

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[Hawkstrat]

I'm not clicking any of those links, and if you have, you should reconsider every decision you have ever made.

 

[Bonner]

Vegas must not know about the Fartman!

They thought he’d play the entire game.

 

[Stomper15]

I'm not clicking any of those links, and if you have, you should reconsider every decision you have ever made.

I didn't click them, it's social media dork. Scroll. Scroll. Scroll.

 

[Geese]

That UCLA team is garbage. Just no excuse. I loved announcers confusion "where has this UCLA team been all year??!"

Funny how often we hear that

 

[Geese]

Someone more clever than me needs to trick Fran into resigning on Cameo