**Official Michigan vs. Iowa Big Ten Championship Football Thread - 7:00pm - FOX**

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Can someone asplain to me how Minnesota had like 4 RBs better than anything Iowa has.

They had a better offensive line. Were you in the HS band or something?

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

That was a captain obvious statement on his part

 

[Shawneemicks]

They had a better offensive line. Were you in the HS band or something?

Their RBs were better also. I used my eyes to make that distinction and it was quite easy to see even by a HS band member such as yourself.

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

Minnesota’s RBs are better.

We have one that gets blown over by a fart and misses gaping holes, one that puts the ball on the turf every other time he touches it and doesn’t play, and one short yardage back.

 

[BVHawk95]

Minnesota had an OL of multi-year starting SRs across the board.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Jfc

 

[Kamala]

I’ve pretty much arrived at “well shit, that didn’t work, let’s try this..”

well shit, that didn’t work, let’s try it a bunch more

 

[Truant]

Can someone asplain to me how Minnesota had like 4 RBs better than anything Iowa has.

They enjoy rowing in their free time?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Minnesota’s line is better, and their running backs all average 4.7-5.0 ypc. Goodson averaged 4.5 ypc behind our line. I don’t believe they have 4 better running backs, and Shawnee might be over stating something.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Never

 

[Shawneemicks]

Shawnee never gets too high or too low. Even keeled. Learned that from Kirk. That’s why I have so much message board success.

 

[Pedro]

That’s why I have so much message board success.

I'm interested how one would quantify such results.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I'm interested how one would quantify such results.

I get a lot of personal letters thanking me.

 

[Truant]

I get a lot of personal letters thanking me.

A lot of big strong men calling you sir and crying in your presence?

 

[Shawneemicks]

I wouldn’t say crying. More like a whimpering

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[The Dad]

Iowa was in their base D on the first snap of the game? Riveting stuff!

 

[The Full Monte]

“Run game sucks!!!”

 

[The Full Monte]

Sometimes the truth hurts…

One Defining Moment: Michigan

Iowa's offense found a way to move the ball at times against Michigan, but whenever they reached the red zone, it was as if someone had unplugged the Hawks. Their futile 4th down attempt was a perfect encapsulation of a season's worth of offensive struggles.

www.goiowaawesome.com

 

[douglasbader]

Forgot to post this the other day, eat shit everyone that doubted ol' Dougie....

 

[douglasbader]

Fuck you @ivan_drago !!!!!!

 

[douglasbader]

Fuck you @26.2 jogger!!!!!

 

[ivan_drago]

LOL that was probably CST after kickoff you fucking bitch

 

[26.2]

Fuck you @26.2 jogger!!!!!

Fuck you doug, how long were you in Indy before you broke your "dry December" bullshit?

 

[douglasbader]

I fucking PWNED you fucks!!

 

[ivan_drago]

Doug was using a screenshot from after kickoff. What a fucking weirdo.

 

[douglasbader]

Doug was using a screenshot from after kickoff. What a fucking weirdo.

You got PWNED!!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[ivan_drago]

Pathetic!!!

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Doug was using a screenshot from after kickoff. What a fucking weirdo.

Doubtful, every phone I know of takes the time from the local network, so assuming this phone was in Doug's possession at the time in Indianapolis, this would have been 54 minutes prior to kickoff.

Still cutting it pretty close.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Ivan and Nolook

 

[ivan_drago]

Doug is a tricky bastard!!!!

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

4G lol, what a loser.

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[The Dad]

No shit. I’d have thought someone as dedicated to doing what this guy seems to do would have some suggestions other than “they have to improve”.

 

[The Full Monte]

No shit. I’d have thought someone as dedicated to doing what this guy seems to do would have some suggestions other than “they have to improve”.

BNTDHOR

 

[The Dad]

BNTDHOR

If this was Wheel of Fortune you’d probably be able to guess my name with that.

 

[KitKatApples]

Ben Dover. Bam!!!!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

If this was Wheel of Fortune you’d probably be able to guess my name with that.

Ted Dober?