**Official Nebrantska vs Iowa Football Thread -6:30pm - NBC**

[newsbreaker]

When you think about what many people thought this rivalry would be, when it started, Kirk has made a living out of stuffing this assholes in their lockers, taking their lunch money, and doing it in the most humiliating way again and again and again. They fucking hate us, and I love it.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

The two biggest nerds in the history of the Iowa program and I love them both.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Ol’ Eddy Miles is LOVING that shit.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

 

[Revolver]

Jay Higgins chasing down Matt Rhule with his hand out for a handshake is perfect. God I fucking love that guy. An all-time great Hawk on and off the field. Hawk Hawk Hawk!

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Quin Schulte is the worst defensive player to ever play meaningful minutes for Iowa.

I fucking hate him.

2:45 in the 1st qtr sums up exactly who he is. I hope his parents hate him as much as I do.

 

[neshawk]

Blackjerks

 

[Hawkstrat]

Blackjerks

I'd workshop that one a little longer.

 

[Creed]

 

[douglasbader]

From the Iowa account today....

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Living well continues to be the best revenge.

Said another way: The best revenge is not to be like the one who performed the injury.

 

[Stu Beagle]

I didn’t realize until today Rhule was such a little bitch. Fuck that guy

 

[TVan]

@The Full Monte @Kamala @TVan

I agree but players can love other coaches. It’s still time for KF to hang it up. I have never said I hate the guy like others in here. I love the guy but it is still time to go.

 

[Debit One]

I didn’t realize until today Rhule was such a little bitch. Fuck that guy

It became evident during the second half.

Sorry you missed it.

 

[CamelTones]

I’m glad Rhule did that because I didn’t like the fact that Nebrantska seemed to make a smart hire. Turns out Nebrantska is the one that turns them all into douche bags.

 

[OlePeep]

On a night of remarkable happenings, Gary Fucking Dolphin seeing the ball out on the strip sack in real time may be the most unbelievable. It was not immediately evident on the tv broadcast.

 

[Revolver]

I didn’t think it was that cold at the game. Granted I was dressed like Ralphie’s little brother on A Christmas Story. The walk from the tailgate to the game was the only real cold time.

 

[TVan]

That dude completely mimicking Mahomes is embarrassing as hell. Have some fucking pride.

That’s what I said. It’s fine I suppose for Jr high football. Be a man and stop emulating another man. Fag.

 

[TVan]

Matt Rhule butthurt lolz press conference:

Guy is a clown. This makes me happy.

 

[ivan_drago]

I didn’t think it was that cold at the game. Granted I was dressed like Ralphie’s little brother on A Christmas Story. The walk from the tailgate to the game was the only real cold time.

my feet were the only problem. and the fact that my beer turned into a slushee

 

[ivan_drago]

What a bunch of fucking losers Nebrantska are.

The Raiola Mahomes cosplay is the absolute weirdest shit in the world. He should have someone in his corner telling him how fucking stupid and weird that is and to knock it off.

Nebrantska’s cunty antics - not shaking hands, Rhule walking through the warmup, asking the big ten linebacker of the year who he is, huddling your team right next to an injured Iowa player - just all little league shit from small little bitch losers.

Have fun at the quick lane bowl though. Should be an epic time.

 

[douglasbader]

It's crazy how fat Raiola is as well for a 18/19 year old guy that plays QB and works out daily. There was a shot of him coming off the field with his gut hanging out and it's just embarrassing. Fat people disgust me.

 

[The Full Monte]

Nebrantska thread on Not Shaking Hands

Unsurprisingly, number of them don’t have a problem with it. Couple think it was fair game to Iowa’s use of Law Enforcement to protect the Tigerhawk pre-game.

Thankfully their are 1-2 same people still on there

https://247sports.com/college/Nebrantska/board/142/contents/not-shaking-hands-240771973/?page=1

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Nebrantska thread on Not Shaking Hands

Unsurprisingly, number of them don’t have a problem with it. Couple think it was fair game to Iowa’s use of Law Enforcement to protect the Tigerhawk pre-game.

Thankfully their are 1-2 same people still on there

https://247sports.com/college/Nebrantska/board/142/contents/not-shaking-hands-240771973/?page=1

It's one thing to do it if it's actually a competitive rivalry. They just continue to make themselves look dumber year after year.

 

[Revolver]

my feet were the only problem. and the fact that my beer turned into a slushee

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[CamelTones]

Kirks ability to drag teams down into the depths of hell is unmatched. Nebrantska had ample opportunities to go for it on 4th and short near midfield and every time they punted because in their minds they’re thinking Iowa can’t do shit on offense, don’t give them a short field.

Meanwhile on Iowa’s sideline Kirk knows he has the better punter, the better kick returner, the better kicker, field position is going to flip, and ultimately your team is going to fuck up and his won’t.

As maddening as it is as a fan, his patience is unbelievable.

 

[The Dad]

Kirks ability to drag teams down into the depths of hell is unmatched. Nebrantska had ample opportunities to go for it on 4th and short near midfield and every time they punted because in their minds they’re thinking Iowa can’t do shit on offense, don’t give them a short field.

Meanwhile on Iowa’s sideline Kirk knows he has the better punter, the better kick returner, the better kicker, field position is going to flip, and ultimately your team is going to fuck up and his won’t.

As maddening as it is as a fan, his patience is unbelievable.

Correct. I’ve often wondered how much worse our defensive numbers would have been over the years if we’d had a competent offense forcing opponents to open it up.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Kirks ability to drag teams down into the depths of hell is unmatched. Nebrantska had ample opportunities to go for it on 4th and short near midfield and every time they punted because in their minds they’re thinking Iowa can’t do shit on offense, don’t give them a short field.

Meanwhile on Iowa’s sideline Kirk knows he has the better punter, the better kick returner, the better kicker, field position is going to flip, and ultimately your team is going to fuck up and his won’t.

As maddening as it is as a fan, his patience is unbelievable.

He REALLY trusts the discipline he instills in his teams. To his detriment as well.

 

[Kerky]

What a great way of handling all of that by Higgins.

That is a leader of men and future HC imo.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Correct. I’ve often wondered how much worse our defensive numbers would have been over the years if we’d had a competent offense forcing opponents to open it up.

Me too. Just the other night I poured a bourbon and sat in my recliner and got to thinking. “I wonder how much worse our defensive numbers would have been over the years if we’d had a competent offense forcing opponents to open it up.”

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I often do that.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Surprised by not only how good the crowd was but by how few people left. Was expecting people to flood out at half and they didn't.

 

[The Dad]

Me too. Just the other night I poured a bourbon and sat in my recliner and got to thinking. “I wonder how much worse our defensive numbers would have been over the years if we’d had a competent offense forcing opponents to open it up.”

Praying the gay away might prove just as effective.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Kirks ability to drag teams down into the depths of hell is unmatched. Nebrantska had ample opportunities to go for it on 4th and short near midfield and every time they punted because in their minds they’re thinking Iowa can’t do shit on offense, don’t give them a short field.

Meanwhile on Iowa’s sideline Kirk knows he has the better punter, the better kick returner, the better kicker, field position is going to flip, and ultimately your team is going to fuck up and his won’t.

As maddening as it is as a fan, his patience is unbelievable.

I had no idea I could appreciate this sort of football. I’m sick of it, and want something different, but god damn that was a fun win.

 

[The Dad]

I often do that.

The other thing I often do is comment in these threads how fucking good Llewellyn is.

He’s an absolute stud and might be our best player. There is a lot of Watt in that kid.

Despite being a soul-less redheaded faggot.

 

[gable_guy]

And from Urbandale

 

[CurdMan]

The other thing I often do is comment in these threads how fucking good Llewellyn is.

He’s an absolute stud and might be our best player. There is a lot of Watt in that kid.

Despite being a soul-less redheaded faggot.

Thankfully he didn’t get enough snaps this year or we may be looking at another LVN situation

 

[Brad Wesley]

On a night of remarkable happenings, Gary Fucking Dolphin seeing the ball out on the strip sack in real time may be the most unbelievable. It was not immediately evident on the tv broadcast.

NBC is horrible at broadcasting college football. Colt McCoy is a tough listen, Burmeister is meh, and the production sucks ass.

 

[CurdMan]

NBC is horrible at broadcasting college football. Colt McCoy is a tough listen, Burmeister is meh, and the production sucks ass.

I’ve thought the NBC Saturday night broadcasts had been really good all year. Last night left a bit to be desired

 

[ISUFan98]

Not shaking hands and walking through another team's warmups is exactly the kind of fake-tough, douchey antics I'd expect out of Nebrantska. They deserve everything bad that happens to them.

 

[TVan]

Fake tough is the best description of those actions. Exactly.

 

[douglasbader]

Despite being a soul-less redheaded faggot.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Not shaking hands and walking through another team's warmups is exactly the kind of fake-tough, douchey antics I'd expect out of Nebrantska. They deserve everything bad that happens to them.

Your cornball pathetic program does the same type of shit.

 

[douglasbader]

Nebrantska is the Coff of football teams.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

The other thing I often do is comment in these threads how fucking good Llewellyn is.

He’s an absolute stud and might be our best player. There is a lot of Watt in that kid.

Despite being a soul-less redheaded faggot.

LLewellyn is the one I'm excited about.

Llewellyn is gonna be a stud. Useful in many ways.

The anti John Waggoner.

He's the only guy who gets to the QB with consistency. He should've played way more than he did.

 

[gable_guy]

How’d the OL look without one?

 

[BuffettHawk]

Not shaking hands and walking through another team's warmups is exactly the kind of fake-tough, douchey antics I'd expect out of Nebrantska. They deserve everything bad that happens to them.

Ahem… you know Iowa State did the same thing the last two times they visited Kinnick, right?

 

[BuffettHawk]

What Frodo said.

 

[gingerbread_man]

My husker neighbor will fly the Iowa flag today until new years.

lets fucking go hawks