**Official Northern Illinois vs. Iowa Football Thread - 3:15pm - BTN**

[L. Wade Childress]

My late wife and I moved back to Iowa in 1985 and I’ve had season tickets ever since. Haven’t missed a home opener in 40 years and will be in section 104 Saturday, if’n the creek don’t rise.

was it annoying not getting to the games on time?

 

[Revolver]

“I imagine with a newborn you won’t be going to the game this weekend.” Co-worker

Me in section 126 Saturday:

 

[KitKatApples]

“I imagine with a newborn you won’t be going to the game this weekend.” Co-worker

Me in section 126 Saturday:

 

[Natty Bumppo]

My late wife and I moved back to Iowa in 1985 and I’ve had season tickets ever since. Haven’t missed a home opener in 40 years and will be in section 104 Saturday, if’n the creek don’t rise.

I’m in 104 as well! What row?

 

[WCFHawkeye]

106 for us.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

106 here as well!

 

[26.2]

Some of us can't imagine sharing a steak with another man.

When is Upper Iowa's homecoming this year? You gonna attend to support your Alma Mater?

 

[jbincr]

I’m in 104 as well! What row?

50. Right above the tunnel. Very convenient to have a little shelf on which to put a beer.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Per kf they might wait til Friday to decide who starts. Take the under in this game

 

[Uff Da]

DLine seems like it might be a concern

 

[Russell Ziske]

Per kf they might wait til Friday to decide who starts. Take the under in this game

I’ll be taking the under with your mother

 

[L. Wade Childress]

That is complete BS. No coach on the planet is doing that. They have been running opening offense scripts the entire week with the starter.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Well you and @Lee Beevers buttfuck each other, and I don't judge you.

 

[Natty Bumppo]

50. Right above the tunnel. Very convenient to have a little shelf on which to put a beer.

Row 33 here - I’ll fart in your general direction.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Damn, man @26.2 I’m in full support of you just living your best life. Unless the bow was an invitation of some sort?

 

[LifelongHawk]

My late wife and I moved back to Iowa in 1985 and I’ve had season tickets ever since. Haven’t missed a home opener in 40 years and will be in section 104 Saturday, if’n the creek don’t rise.

Like you can't ford that m'fucker.

 

[Monster]

When is Upper Iowa's homecoming this year? You gonna attend to support your Alma Mater?

I have no idea since I didn't go to Upper Iowa. I see why you got your files wrong because once I gave your mom an UPPER decker.

Ha ha got you!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

You pooped on his mom?

 

[Monster]

You pooped on his mom?

Among other depraved things.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Monster
Skat man

 

[Monster]

 

[Hawk24]

 

[The Full Monte]

Some of us can't imagine sharing a steak with another man.

I’m sorry, what?!?!?!

 

[ddevries]

I’ll be in the north end zone, where all of us tavern hawks congregate. Not loving the temps with taking the 3yr old though.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

R u edging?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Is @Mr. Hawk edging

 

[shoot-the-three]

My uncle has went to every game but 2 or 3 since 1971. It's his favourite thing to do in the world

 

[BBK]

Is @Mr. Hawk edging

Squawk stays edging

 

[26.2]

I’ll be in the north end zone, where all of us tavern hawks congregate. Not loving the temps with taking the 3yr old though.

Then don't take the 3 year old. Problem solved.

 

[13denk]

We can't make it this week if anyone is interested in 4 tickets. Near the tunnel in Sec 101, with seatbacks.

 

[Bovert]

We can't make it this week if anyone is interested in 4 tickets. Near the tunnel in Sec 101, with seatbacks.

Have you considered cramming the tickets up your ass, you fucking noob piece of shit? With all due respect of course

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

Gonna show my 2 oldest grandsons how to edge Saturday.

Wish I could have edged at their age...

 

[HiG 2.0]

We can't make it this week if anyone is interested in 4 tickets. Near the tunnel in Sec 101, with seatbacks.

Pic of wife?

 

[WCFHawkeye]

106 here as well!

Row 65!

 

[Monster]

Pic of wife?

I got you. Check your PMs.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Gonna show my 2 oldest grandsons how to edge Saturday.

Wish I could have edged at their age...

 

[BBK]

I edged for hours this morning. I was intergalactic over the Large Magellanic Cloud

 

[26.2]

Iowa is known to underwhelm the first week. What should be a blowout won't be and NIU will easily cover.
Iowa 31
NIU 10

 

[Shawneemicks]

Iowa is known to underwhelm the first week. What should be a blowout won't be and NIU will easily cover.
Iowa 31
NIU 10

That score is already taken bitch

 

[26.2]

That score is already taken bitch

Bet you wouldn't say that to my fucking FACE

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Row 65!

We’re in 78. Gonna be a hot hike to the top!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

My son and I will be ready to boo in the parents section after the first INT

 

[Shawneemicks]

Bet you wouldn't say that to my fucking FACE

I wouldn’t say anything, I’d knock you tf out!

 

[26.2]

My son and I will be ready to boo in the parents section after the first INT

You guys gonna be the first ones in the stadium as always???

 

[Dr. Zaius]

You guys gonna be the first ones in the stadium as always???

Naw dawg, we’ll probably be like second or somethin

 

[KitKatApples]

I wouldn’t say anything, I’d knock you tf out!

I assume with a kick of some sort since you’re arms are more than likely crossed