**Official Northern Illinois vs. Iowa Football Thread - 3:15pm - BTN**

[douglasbader]

Again, I'll just point out they have nearly TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR in coaching and analyst salary. This includes the guy somewhat responsible for Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. This includes multiple former FBS head coaches, high level NFL experience and more.

With all that firepower, they are literally the only team in the entirety of college football that can't make a QB decision leading into opening week. It's embarrassing and they should feel great shame, but this is also the guy that has lost the last 3 out of 4 games to Iowa State.

 

[cloudhawk]

Oh, he WILL be pissed

 

[douglasbader]

The same guy willingly played a combination of Peaches McPoopyPants, Bacon Hill and a completely broken Cade McNamara for 4+ years this decade and we are only 6 years into it. He's a retard when it comes to QB's.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[douglasbader]

To remind everyone, here was a pic from when Peaches got hurt and couldn't play and Kirk was distraught a few years ago....

 

[Hawk24]

Extreme heat warning extended through Saturday. Forecast high of 92, so pretty similar to today.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I don’t care enough to look but I bet if someone does, dug probably LOVED when McNamara signed with Iowa. Point being there is no greater dumbfuck than he

 

[Shawneemicks]

This is probably the 8-9th day in a row in KC above 95. 91-92 sounds fine

 

[Gushawk]

I was calling Cade a game manager from the beginning, but he t’wasn’t even that. Sad.

 

[Lil Scamp]

28-13

 

[B19Rob]

To remind everyone, here was a pic from when Peaches got hurt and couldn't play and Kirk was distraught a few years ago....

 

[Lee Beevers]

I was calling Cade a game manager from the beginning, but he t’wasn’t even that. Sad.

Your post about Spencer Petras is @Mr. Hawk regarding Drew Allar level retarded though. Gotta improve that average, my man.

 

[KitKatApples]

I was calling Cade a game manager from the beginning, but he t’wasn’t even that. Sad.

He just wasn't ever healthy. We bought damaged goods

 

[6deuce]

He just wasn't ever healthy. We bought damaged goods

He more than likely sucked when healthy as well. His warts were covered up by elite skill positions around him. Similar to the man that @Lee Beevers fantasizes about daily....JJ McCarthy.

 

[cloudhawk]

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

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Fuck

 

[BBK]

Don't give a shit Dougie is one of my favourites....

Isn't it really "Feigning to not give a shit" Dougie?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Kirk is so clueless on modern offense that he actually got suspended a game for bringing that kid in lol

 

[The Full Monte]

Again, I'll just point out they have nearly TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR in coaching and analyst salary. This includes the guy somewhat responsible for Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. This includes multiple former FBS head coaches, high level NFL experience and more.

With all that firepower, they are literally the only team in the entirety of college football that can't make a QB decision leading into opening week. It's embarrassing and they should feel great shame, but this is also the guy that has lost the last 3 out of 4 games to Iowa State.

I fear it’s going to take losing a game they absolutely shouldn’t before anything gets settled

 

[CleteyColgate]

*insertEnragedDoug.gif*

Maybe they will go 3rd or 4th man in....and that is what the delay is

 

[6deuce]

I fear it’s going to take losing a game they absolutely shouldn’t before anything gets settled

 

[douglasbader]

I fear it’s going to take losing a game they absolutely shouldn’t before anything gets settled

I'm pretty sure they can win the first 3 games without a QB at all, but the bigger thing is do they not only get smoked in that terrible 3 game stretch, but do you then head up after a bye week to Minnesota with the QB situation perhaps worse than ever and get smacked around in that game as well.

Going 3-4 over the first 7 is a pretty good possibility and then you get a wildcard Wisconsin looking for some payback the next game. Then you are looking at scratching out 5-5 against Northwestern and Purdue before you're playing for a bowl game and to avoid your first losing season since 2012 when you have to go @Illinois and finish off at home against Nebrantska desperate to beat you.

Season is OVER, boyz!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stomper15]

On Trent’s show today, he said the rumor is that Hank Brown is getting the start

 

[KitKatApples]

Fuck that

 

[Monster]

I want Heck to start but at this point I'm not going to get creased if Hank trots out there first. I'm excited for Hawkeye football and fully expect both qbs to get a chance to show who should start.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I want Heck to start but at this point I'm not going to get creased if Hank trots out there first. I'm excited for Hawkeye football and fully expect both qbs to get a chance to show who should start.

I hope they both play and one is obviously better than the other

 

[Creed]

I hope they both play and one is obviously better than the other

Like at kid’s day? That doesn’t mean it will provide any clarity to Kirk.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Like at kid’s day? That doesn’t mean it will provide any clarity to Kirk.

FUCK

 

[Monster]

Like at kid’s day? That doesn’t mean it will provide any clarity to Kirk.

Eh, I see why you would say that. But game results mean a lot more than kids day. Kirk hates kids day, I suspect. I've pointed out before, Kirk eventually makes the right qb decision. Typically, fans armchair quarterback it after the fact and complain it should have happened sooner.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Kirk eventually makes the right qb decision..

He's also usually the last one to the party

 

[Monster]

He's also usually the last one to the party

I said as much.

 

[Lee Beevers]

On Trent’s show today, he said the rumor is that Hank Brown is getting the start

If we can’t trust Doug Bader to break Hawkeye Football news then we have lost our way. Sad day for Iowa BBs.

 

[Gushawk]

Stank Brown is gonna get booed if he doesn’t play well, right away. And that’s 100% on Kirk.

 

[Stu Beagle]

It’s ok to boo players now

 

[BBK]

Stank Brown is gonna get booed if he doesn’t play well, right away. And that’s 100% on Kirk.

But then Kirk will keep playing him out of spite

 

[Thrawn II]

Gus is about a week from writing Hecklinski fan fiction.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Kirk has proven that he will sacrifice wins to prove that he’s the boss.

what a fag.

 

[Thrawn II]

Kirk has proven that he will sacrifice wins to prove that he’s the boss.

what a fag.

it's okay to be gay, wade

 

[L. Wade Childress]

it's okay to be gay, wade

not if you can’t beat a ranked team

 

[BBK]

If I was at this game and Hank came out for the opening possession, I would boo

 

[nikolausp]

He more than likely sucked when healthy as well. His warts were covered up by elite skill positions around him. Similar to the man that @Lee Beevers fantasizes about daily....JJ McCarthy.

Cade sucked when healthy @ Michigan as well.

I have close friends with deeeep ties to UM football, they were rythmic slapping me in my Texts , making fun of Iowa Football the day/week Cade signed at Iowa, letting me know how shit he was at Michigan, in practices, everything, letting me know we got a shit QB.

I pushed back on them a bit with the standard "hmm, I guess we'll see!" "Excited he came to Iowa!" type stuff at the time, hoping for the best from our new QB.

Didn't take me long to learn they were right.

 

[BBK]

Cade McNamara is the 2nd most egregious University of Iowa thief of my lifetime. #1 is still Todd The Criminal