**Official Oregon vs. Iowa Football Thread - 2:30pm - CBS**

[eclone]

my 5 year old GOT PISSED upon learning he will not be going to this one. He was advised he’s gone to more games than any other member of the family this year, and could not have given less of a fuck.

Reasoning with a 5 year old vs. reasoning with @L. Wade Childress

Tossup

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Reasoning with a 5 year old vs. reasoning with @L. Wade Childress

Tossup

yeah except a five year old hasn’t banged your mom. As far as I know.

 

[Herbie2]

CID (for the first half)

And the second. (When your flight is delayed for hours then XLd)

 

[eclone]

yeah except a five year old hasn’t banged your mom. As far as I know.

The odds have moved...

Reasoning with a 5 year old > reasoning with @L. Wade Childress

 

[Geese]

my 5 year old GOT PISSED upon learning he will not be going to this one. He was advised he’s gone to more games than any other member of the family this year, and could not have given less of a fuck.

People in your section must think you're a pretty nice grandpa

 

[AZmessDAWG]

And the second. (When your flight is delayed for hours then XLd)

lol nope

 

[Gushawk]

People in your section must think you're a pretty nice grandpa

I look young and vibrant for my age.

 

[Geese]

I look young and vibrant for my age.

Not that young

 

[Kerky]

People in your section must think you're a pretty nice grandpa

My neighbor has like 15 grandkids and about a dozen season tix on the 25 yard line accordingly.

 

[KitKatApples]

Not that young

But pretty vibrant

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I look young and vibrant for my age.

Yeah but do you love yourself as much as Beebs loves him some Beebs?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Yeah but do you love yourself as much as Beebs loves him some Beebs?

How am I supposed to go fuck myself if I don’t love myself first?

 

[Kamala]

How am I supposed to go fuck myself if I don’t love myself first?

You don’t have to love someone to fuck them

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

You don’t have to love someone to fuck them

 

[Mitchandrsn]

 

[ddevries]

That quote from the first 30 seconds should make any Hawkeye football fan ecstatic for this one.

 

[BBK]

I'm sure those guys do a fine analysis, but they look like a couple of weirdos

 

[chafedHawk]

Also, over an hour? nope

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Also, over an hour? nope

You’re missing out. It’s really good.

 

[Silky Johnson]

I have yet to give it a listen but will this week. This is an Iowa game worth edging for.

 

[Thrawn II]

Edited by the guy who did Bohemian Rhapsody

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Ok weather is now down to 48/36 with an 80% chance of rain and 20-25 mph winds.

 

[J1973s]

Ok weather is now down to 48/36 with an 80% chance of rain and 20-25 mph winds.

I don’t think most of us are familiar with Eugene, Oregon weather….pretty severe at times…

 

[Kerky]

Ok weather is now down to 48/36 with an 80% chance of rain and 20-25 mph winds.

Guess I need to pack a poncho and see if I can find one of those tailgate tents.

 

[Gushawk]

I think a November Rain parody would be a nice stretch for Hayden, @Fair and Balanced.

You know we need some time
In the polls

Don’t you know we need some time
Strokin’ poles

 

[douglasbader]

Ok weather is now down to 48/36 with an 80% chance of rain and 20-25 mph winds.

LA weather for the following weekend is also like 60 degrees and rain. Interesting back to back weekends of weather.

 

[26.2]

LA weather for the following weekend is also like 60 degrees and rain. Interesting back to back weekends of weather.

Wrong thread dumb fuck head

 

[KitKatApples]

Wow

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I think a November Rain parody would be a nice stretch for Hayden, @Fair and Balanced.

You know we need some time
In the polls

Don’t you know we need some time
Strokin’ poles

Still waiting for Penn State and Minnesota. I am a Hayden fan, but reliability isn't a strength. Or he needs a better agent/promoter.

 

[cloudhawk]

Ok weather is now down to 48/36 with an 80% chance of rain and 20-25 mph winds.

Seems like duck huntin' weather

 

[Hawkmi]

Edited by the guy who did Bohemian Rhapsody

That won an Academy Award for Best Film Editing.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[cloudhawk]

VKS

 

[douglasbader]

VKS

They have Weather Channel.

 

[KitKatApples]

VKTHTWC

 

[Kamala]

Ok weather is now down to 48/36 with an 80% chance of rain and 20-25 mph winds.

I don’t like this at all

 

[brantshawks]

That's gotta be the lowest total for an Oregon game ever?

 

[douglasbader]

I don’t like this at all

I mean, Iowa might lose of course but the lower the score the better the odds.

Either that or you are a PUSSY that can't handle a little cold and rain.

 

[Kamala]

I mean, Iowa might lose of course but the lower the score the better the odds.

Either that or you are a PUSSY that can't handle a little cold and rain.

It’s the 2nd one

 

[Pedro]

We know.

 

[douglasbader]

It’s the 2nd one

Ok, that's fine.

 

[cloudhawk]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

The weather forecast for Saturday is looking kind to our beloved hawkeyes. The colder and the snowier, the better

 

[ddevries]

If you’re planning to go to the Grimes WalMart for a poncho, sorry they’re taken.

 

[douglasbader]

 

[douglasbader]

If we ever wanted anything to slow down a high powered offensive west coast team not used to playing in the 30 degree cold November rain, it appears we have it.

Sure, it rains and gets cold in Eugene, but usually about 20 degrees warmer.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

If we ever wanted anything to slow down a high powered offensive west coast team not used to playing in the 30 degree cold November rain, it appears we have it.

Sure, it rains and gets cold in Eugene, but usually about 20 degrees warmer.

It certainly doesn’t hurt us and hopefully hampers their ability to hit big plays downfield. But their OL is massive and very good. Same with their TE’s and they’re loaded in the backfield. They aren’t a small and fast team like they were in the past.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]