**Official Wisconsin vs. Iowa Football Thread - 11:00am - FOX**

[26.2]

Well, since the annual tradition of Doug quitting on this finally came, I will pick up the dropped baton and fucking RUN.
Iowa 17 Wisconsin 10

 

[Shawneemicks]

Iowa 0
Wisconsin 24

 

[douglasbader]

Iowa predicted to score 17 points, boyz. Fickell and the RANKED Wisconsin Badgers are spending the next 5 days in pure terror tying to figure out how they are going to stop the juggernaut UNRANKED Iowa offense led by Hank Brown.

 

[The Dad]

Iowa 34
Wisc 10

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Iowa 10
Wisconsin 20

Prove me wrong

 

[Geese]

Meh

 

[Lee Beevers]

Iowa 81
Wisconsin 5

 

[douglasbader]

Thankfully this is at 11am.

 

[BBK]

Iowa 17
Wisconsin 16

More than anything, I predict the game will be completely excruciating to watch

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Iowa 17
Wisconsin 16

More than anything, I predict the game will be completely excruciating to watch

Aside from the 86 different gus johnson catchphrases?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Aside from the 86 different gus johnson catchphrases?

I ain’t no tavernhok

 

[BBK]

Aside from the 86 different gus johnson catchphrases?

Ha HAAAAAAAAA

 

[KitKatApples]

Iowa - Fucky
Wisconsin-Sucky

 

[Verbal]

Luke Fickell is a dope.

Iowa 23
Wisconsin 7

 

[Shawneemicks]

If Luke Fickell loses to this Iowa team they should absolutely fire him

 

[The Dad]

If Luke Fickell loses to this Iowa team they should absolutely fire him

Thanks for saying something that basically guarantees a Wisconsin win, dipshit.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Thanks for saying something that basically guarantees a Wisconsin win, dipshit.

I forgot my words have such an immense impact on the game.

 

[The Dad]

I forgot my words have such an immense impact on the game.

Well don’t forget it again or I’ll fucking kill you.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Well don’t forget it again or I’ll fucking kill you.

I set a reminder

 

[Creed]

Meh

Fuck Wisconsin forever. But also this.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Who gives a fuck

 

[CleteyColgate]

Iowa 0
Wisconsin 24

You expect us to quit?

 

[Pedro]

Whatever, apathy is setting in.

 

[Kerky]

I think the stinking Badgers will be coming in with a bit more motivation than usual after consideration of the last 2 meetings which had a combined score of 79-10 Iowa. I imagine those scores will be plastered all over their locker room this week.

I know I initially thought the reverse but feeling another trophy game slipping away. I also predict a key mistake by Hank that costs us but not his starting position.

Iowa 16
Wisc 20

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

God Bless Jimmie Dimmick

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Fuck Wisconsin!!!11!!

 

[claykenny]

Iowa 19
Wisconsin 13

 

[CamelTones]

Their offense also sucks.

 

[Gushawk]

I’m in no mood to watch Stank go wire to wire, but that’s what I’m getting.

10-9 Bucky.

 

[Mysterio]

still so pissed they lost to that gay man who goes by pj

 

[SteadyEddy]

I live in Minnesota and have to listen to the local fans and media.

Out Iowa'ing Iowa isn't worth bragging about.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I live in Minnesota and have to listen to the local fans and media.

Out Iowa'ing Iowa isn't worth bragging about.

Did they though? Or did Iowa out Minnesota Minnesota?

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

Did they though? Or did Iowa out Minnesota Minnesota?

Iowa out Minnesota’d Minnesota.

Drake Lindsey was almost as or as bad as our 2 dorks.

Even with the horrible QB play Iowa should have won that game if we’d have refrained from fumbling the ball at every opportunity.

 

[Stomper15]

 

[nolookpass]

hopefully Kirk got asked some tough questions today.




lol.

 

[WestMifflin]

Hiya friends. My favote and least favorite week of the year when my teams play each other. I liked 2011 and 2012 better when they didn't play.

Anyway, Iowa will win. UW is better this year, so probably not a blowout (Helps to have the starting QB not get hurt six quarters into the season), but also not down to the wire. I'm guessing a 10-14 point win.

*Colton Joseph is a great runner with medicore accuracy. On the whole, their offense has gone from abysmal last year to average this year.
*O-line still isn't very good.
*D is really good.

It's going to be boring as hell.

 

[Creed]

Kirk is such a weeping vagina.

 

[Revolver]

KF announced Hank is starting.

 

[Mysterio]

moulton out for the season as well

 

[douglasbader]

Kirk is an absolute fucking moron when it comes to QB's.

 

[douglasbader]

I'm not to say someone should quit, but Heck would have every single right to quit right now.

 

[Shawneemicks]

#fingerscrossed

 

[douglasbader]

My prediction for the game is that Hank and Kirk will be mercilessly booed on Saturday at some point during the game and we go from crying emotional Kirk to angry emotional defiant Kirk for the rest of the season. Hank isn't ever coming out of a game unless he's near dead or a limb is hanging off. Ol' Kirk is fully dug in now.

Prove me wrong, Hawks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolololololololol

 

[KitKatApples]

I'm not so sure his shoulder isn't hanging on by a thread at the moment

 

[douglasbader]

I'm not so sure his shoulder isn't hanging on by a thread at the moment

No way, he looked super healthy last Saturday, totally not throwing weird and super inaccurate at all!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Football terrorism

 

[Laplace]

Kirk is an absolute fucking moron when it comes to QB's.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that some of the details on what Hank was asked to do was to fucking complete passes, particularly wide open receivers running down the field.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I'm not to say someone should quit, but Heck would have every single right to quit right now.

There is exactly one person in the entire fucking universe that thinks Brown should start over heck.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that some of the details on what Hank was asked to do was to fucking complete passes, particularly wide open receivers running down the field.

I see no evidence that is one of the metrics

 

[Shawneemicks]

It makes zero difference which qb starts or plays
It wouldn’t even matter if Sullivan started. It’d look the same