*Omnibus 2020-2021 College Basketball Thread*

[L. Wade Childress]

What shoes are they wearing?

lets get some for toussaint

 

[Greg Obrecht]

lets get some for toussaint

I was told Toussaint was an ankle breaker. I didn’t realize they meant his own.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I was told Toussaint was an ankle breaker. I didn’t realize they meant his own.

I had a behind the back cross over step back 3 in rec league last week which prompted the black ref to shout out “oooooh that was WET!!!!!” Made me feel slightly better about losing by 20.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Illinois is taking an L tonight

CC: @BBK

 

[J1973s]

This is the first time I’ve ever rooted for an Izo coached team.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

This is the first time I’ve ever rooted for an Izo coached team.

2nd... they beat ISU in the elite 8 in 2000 (?) Moo-tasty's meltdown, Paul Shirley crying, etc.

 

[CurdMan]

Illini down 16 and I’m not sure I’ve done enough kegals to hold in this load

 

[CurdMan]

And this isn’t helping

 

[HawkBall23]

And now, the PSA for the night ...

FUCK the ILLINOIS THUGGING ILLINI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... we now rejoin the program.

 

[HawkBall23]

MSU:

vs Iowa; 58 points total.

vs ILL; 60 points already, with just under 9 minutes left in the game.

 

[6deuce]

They’re mauling Cockburn and it’s glorious.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I'd like to see Dosumu miss some more shots and add to his turnover total.

 

[CamelTones]

Michigan State feels like they’re just barely hanging onto this lead. Up 13 but you can sense a quick Illinois spurt coming. The clock is moving extremely slow because of all the fouls.

 

[Trey Kohn]

Michigan State feels like they’re just barely hanging onto this lead. Up 13 but you can sense a quick Illinois spurt coming. The clock is moving extremely slow because of all the fouls.

Fuck you

 

[BngHawk]

Fuck you

Yeesh, prison trey

 

[Trey Kohn]

Yeesh, prison trey

You can shut the fuck up as well, bitch

 

[Mo T]

There is no flow to this game. It's the recipe for shitty television.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

There is no flow to this game. It's the recipe for shitty television.

It has average Izzo team written all over it.

 

[HawkBall23]

Dosunmu smacked in the face.



........ hope it hurt like hell.

 

[CamelTones]

Michigan State has to figure out how to run 4 more minutes off the clock without giving up a 10 point lead. It’s basically been give Henry the ball and let him go 1 on 1 with 10 seconds on the shot clock.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

This is the antithesis of the Michigan-OSU game.

 

[BngHawk]

You can shut the fuck up as well, bitch

Take it back

 

[HawkBall23]

Haha. If it was Touissant getting hit like that, it would have not even gotten a 2nd look and just a "play on".

 

[HawkBall23]

This is the antithesis of the Michigan-OSU game.

Yeah, but despite how unlikely it is that Iowa goes 4-0 in its remaining games, the Hawks could be the 2-seed in the BTT if this result holds (ILL loses).

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Wtf. What a terrible foul call

 

[BBK]

Yes, fuck the Illini.

 

[HawkBall23]

Illinois allows 20+ more points to MSU, in EL, than Iowa did.

Fuck off, Orange Plush!

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I'd like to see Dosumu miss some more shots and add to his turnover total.

Dosumu = 4-15, 1-6 3, 4-8 FT. Nice!

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Did the announcer just say that Cockburn is arguably the best post in the conference?

 

[CamelTones]

The announcer just called Cockburn ‘arguably the best big man in the conference’

wearelaughing.gif

 

[CamelTones]

LOL Ayo stole the ball and laid it in like the Illini Douche he is.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Illinois is taking an L tonight

CC: @BBK

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I wonder if that jackass Illinois assistant will cry about that dunk? Or is it just bad when a calliou looking mofo does it?

 

[HawkBall23]

Fuck Izzo, but thank you MSU for opening the door for Iowa to possibly slide into the 2nd seed @ the BTT.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

And now, the PSA for the night ...

FUCK the ILLINOIS THUGGING ILLINI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... we will now rejoin regularly scheduled program.

Fify

 

[chaneccooms]

Just like Ayo chasing stats against Minnesota late in the game when the Illini were up 30.

 

[chaneccooms]

Ayo 6-18 from the floor, 1-6 from three and 4-8 from the line against a bad Spartan team. Not the kind of performance a POY turns in.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Illinois has at least 2, maybe 3 losses left on the schedule

 

[chaneccooms]

Not to mention that the Spartan guards shot 50% from the floor and had an a/to of 4.

 

[HawkBall23]

Ayo 6-18 from the floor, 1-6 from three and 4-8 from the line against a bad Spartan team. Not the kind of performance a POY turns in.

If memory serves, Luka didn't exactly light Sparty up over there, either...... but his team handed MSU its worst home loss in many years.

Stat-thief Dosunmu? Not so much.

 

[HawkBall23]

Illinois has at least 2, maybe 3 losses left on the schedule

Oh, the thought of it.....

 

[CamelTones]

Ayo was actually 5-17. That last steal and basket shouldn’t count.

 

[HawkBall23]

Ayo was actually 5-17. That last steal and basket shouldn’t count.

Gave him a +2 on the DoucheMeter.

 

[ivan_drago]

That game absolutely seals it re: POY (it was basically over already but Ayo ripping off 30 straight in three games or something would’ve swayed some.)

There will absolutely be some who may have went Ayo’s way that will never vote for him after that bush league stat pad.

 

[HawkBall23]

Iowa St ISU'd the upset of the year by not being able to finish off the victory @ Baylor.

 

[CurdMan]

Oklahoma on upset watch at KSU. I have no idea what KSU is wearing

 

[HawkBall23]

Oklahoma on upset watch at KSU. I have no idea what KSU is wearing

 

[HawkBall23]

Kansas @ Texas going OT.

 

[HawkBall23]

Illinois AND Bill Self [KU] both lose on the same night.

 

[chaneccooms]

Damn. Teddy Allen from Nebrantska with the 41/8/6 line.

16/24 from the field and 6/9 from three. Less impressive because it was in a loss, but still.