*** Omnibus Mac McCausland Tweet Appreciation Thread ***

[BBK]

We love you, Cordell!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Mac is attempting Jedi mind tricks via the twitter now

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Mac is attempting Jedi mind tricks via the twitter now

No. You are.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

 

[BBK]

1:30 AM on a Monday.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I had a fake ID at 14 or 15 that said I was 21. I was about 5'4 100 lbs. and didn't look any older than 12, but it always worked somehow.

Imagine 15 YO me who had never been laid in these places. A walking fuckin hardon. I'd go with my older cousins and get drunker than 10 Indians.

Half the time, I remember going in sweatpants and no underwear for a more personal experience.

I prefer mesh shorts to sweatpants

 

[BngHawk]

I prefer mesh shorts to sweatpants

when’s the last time haloman ejac’d in loose pants at the outer limits?

 

[SteadyEddy]

It was a high school right of passage to drive down to Daisy Dukes, get hammered in the parking lot and walk away with empty pockets and a 4 hour boner.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I have recently removed all financial metrics from my goals-based retirement plan and replaced them with a singular target:

Achieve Mac status by age 60.

 

[fuisu98]

Dooks is also way out there almost to the Iowa 80 truckstop. Still considered Davenport but almost in Walcott.

Not sure if they still do the Iowa 80 breakfast buffet, but my friends and I used to go to dooks, get all tore up, and hit up that buffet after. Biscuits and gravy at Iowa 80 are the real deal Holyfield.

Ol Beebs and I had similar youthful ideas of a good time. We could take gravel roads all the way to and from Walcott. From there it was a short pavement ride to Dooks.

 

[Emeril Lagasse]

Ol Beebs and I had similar youthful ideas of a good time. We could take gravel roads all the way to and from Walcott. From there it was a short pavement ride to Dooks.

I grew up in Walcott

 

[fuisu98]

I grew up in Walcott

k

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I grew up in Walcott

Don’t you know that it’s insane?

 

[Emeril Lagasse]

Don’t you know that it’s insane?

 

[Verbal]

I grew up in Walcott

Emeril Lagasse
Lot Lizard

 

[nolookpass]

I think Mac is smoking the Latin lettuce, not drinking

 

[KitKatApples]

We talkin romaine up in here?

 

[Stomper15]

Did Mac get a hold of Frank Garza's twitter account?

 

[MikeyJoe]

Already deleted.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

What was it?

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

What was it?

this

 

[6deuce]

this

Seems dumb to delete then.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[douglasbader]

 

[JamesMouton]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[Verbal]

@Jimmie Dimmick , Mac McCausland is tweeting your daughter.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

He went on a binge last night.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He went on a binge last night.

“last night”

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[Hawkstrat]

Mac doesn't give a single fuck.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Holy shit


He’s my Miagi. I never knew

 

[hoosh]

My god

 

[douglasbader]

Holy Shit.

The funniest thing ever is the "Interesting!!" part at the end.

Lolz.

 

[Emeril Lagasse]

Horn dog

 

[douglasbader]

Spoiler

 

[douglasbader]

Did you see his tweet right before he posted the one above? He was trolling for rehab pussy....

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I hope he scores

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Shooters raise shooters

 

[nolookpass]

The funniest thing was him putting the 1 in front of his phone number

 

[champion_thedrinker]

Somebody get a hold of that guy and get him to post here.
Fuc king legend.

 

[thrawn]

Somebody get a hold of that guy and get him to post here.
Fuc king legend.

HAHIYPA

 

[champion_thedrinker]

HAHIYPA

Sorry, I have ADD.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

You Miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

 

[douglasbader]

Lol it took him all day to delete what he posted last night. Also, the girl he seemed to be creeping on that was celebrating her sobriety has suddenly protected her tweets.

Please tell me someone got a screen shot of the original tweet with the "Interesting!!"

 

[Emeril Lagasse]

Lol it took him all day to delete what he posted last night. Also, the girl he seemed to be creeping on that was celebrating her sobriety has suddenly protected her tweets.

Please tell me someone got a screen shot of the original tweet with the "Interesting!!"

This is the only one I took

 

[turtley78]

Lol it took him all day to delete what he posted last night. Also, the girl he seemed to be creeping on that was celebrating her sobriety has suddenly protected her tweets.

Please tell me someone got a screen shot of the original tweet with the "Interesting!!"

 

[turtley78]

Fuck, scooped.

 

[douglasbader]

What a fuckin' Poon Dogg.