**Purdue vs. Iowa Basketball Thread - 1/27/22 - 8:00pm - FS1**

[kenos]

No.

Perhaps instead I'll fuck your dad

you like 'em cold?

 

[BBK]

you like 'em cold?

I'll pee on him first

 

[kenos]

I'll pee on him first

not sure about the rate of decomposition, but that might just make a mucky mess

 

[nikolausp]

I'm going to tie NLP up with his head facing upward. Then I'll get all naked and oiled up and squat down in the catchers position rubbing my asspussy up and down his face.

Then I will stroke my cock in this position, but in a downward motion, bouncing my ass on his face in this squat position until I come.

The bottom guy was laying on his back and had his ankles pulled back almost behind his ears while the top was kinda squatting down on top of him, almost like a baseball catcher who was leaning forward. Instead of pumping with his dick into him in a traditional manner, he was actually lowering the dick into the other guy by partially bending and straightening his legs. He was holding the base of his Penus and pointing it down, which looked like an odd angle.

https://www.hawkeyelounge.com/threads/thunderhead-sports-bar.206219/#post-4432216

 

[L. Wade Childress]

 

[TJones3312]

 

[Hawkstrat]

 

[CleteyColgate]

Why the fuck isn't Austin Ash playing

 

[The Dad]

Way to make an adjustment faggot. Keep the trap on. Maybe they’ll drop 60 in the second half.

 

[ClintWalker]

Yuck.

 

[HawkBall23]

First half tonight was a carbon copy of the first half in WL a month ago.

IOW = puke inducing to watch.

 

[Stu Beagle]

I need to know how much money Jbo made in NIL this year he just had to come back

 

[Soda Popinski]

 

[Monster]

Stefanovic (sp) is a fucking crybaby. OH I CAN'T DRIBBLE AND LOSE THE BALL!! WHERE'S THE FOUL?!?

Kid has never fouled anyone in his life. Except with his hairline.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I don’t like most of this team

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Keegan Murray may likely finish with 3 fouls. Fran remains retarded

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Keegan needs to come back next year after tonight’s debacle.

 

[Creed]

Showed some toughness not getting completely rape roomed.

Connor is Petras. Fran is completely blind and would be better served to give his minutes to Caitlin Clark.

Fran’s 2 foul rule strikes again. Neither Keegan or Kris were much threat to foul out.

All of the white guys got dumb haircuts.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Keegan Murray may likely finish with 3 fouls. Fran remains retarded

Yeah. But at least he didn’t foul out! Then Iowa might have lost.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Gonna go on a deep run in the NIT boyz

 

[26.2]

I am usually irrationally optimistic about Iowa basketball, but I don't think Iowa wins this one.

Purdue by double digits

Guilty gloat

 

[HawkBall23]

Ulis getting his pocket picked by that fat fuck Williams was the total microcosm of the game tonight.

Shit loads of wide open 3s given up - which Purdue hit like 85% on - couldn't hit the broad side of a barn in the first half on offense, and Fran's fucking line changes that takes out both Murrays and brings in guys like Connor and Ulis to piss away any & all momentum built up.

 

[Geese]

I don’t like most of this team

You annnnnnnd everyone else

 

[douglasbader]

It was a 5 point game 3 different times, and every single time they immediately gave up a three.

5 point game, Connor comes in while Iowa is in the DOUBLE bonus and jacks up a terrible three. They hit one, go down and never got close again.

 

[Alan Lomax]

I hate Connor.

 

[Stu Beagle]

I can’t and won’t defend Fran anymore

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Lost by 10 while Purdue shot 61% (including 13-22 from 3) while shooting 37.5% percent and having multiple players bring nothing to the table (Jbo) and one player (Connor) actually taking things off the table.

 

[Kamala]

I know we could and have done worse, but I am tired of Fran.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Kris needs to start.

 

[Billy Butters]

If Fran doesn't start Kris over Pmac, Rebracca or even bohannon then he can never be trusted. It takes foul trouble or an injury to get the 2nd best player minutes.

 

[Geese]

Kris needs to start.

Lol

 

[jquintana]

I can’t and won’t defend Fran anymore

He's not good at in-game adjustments, and he thinks his kids are better than they actually are. Garta threw a bunch of money away with the extension.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Lol

It wasn't a prediction.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Lost by 10 while Purdue shot 61% (including 13-22 from 3) while shooting 37.5% percent and having multiple players bring nothing to the table (Jbo) and one player (Connor) actually taking things off the table.

Most of the losses can be summarized in a somewhat similar fashion. That’s fine when it’s an off game every once in awhile. Not so much anymore.

 

[Geese]

It wasn't a prediction.

Ik

Still made me laugh

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Two robots and 11 faggots

 

[HawkBall23]

I can’t and won’t defend Fran anymore

I'm not quite at this point yet, but its getting harder and harder to keep searching for and finding positives.

 

[Billy Butters]

I enjoyed Painter giving Connor and Fran the big fuck you by just throwing his bigs on him.

 

[Whatever]

Connor clanks his threes off the front rim at a high percentage.

 

[Stu Beagle]

This guy gets it

 

[nolookpass]

they played hard. Purdue just has way more talent.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

It makes me irate when Keegan has a shitty white boy on him and passes the ball without trying to take advantage of the matchup. And Connor can’t leave fast enough.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

It’ll take more than one. And that one might not even happen regardless.

 

[Geese]

This guy gets it

The last thing I want is Connor gaining confidence and shooting more 3s

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

The last thing I want is Connor gaining confidence and shooting more 3s

Anytime you can get a 16% 3 pt shooter doing heat checks you pretty much have to run the offense for that.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Just thinking about next year, if Jbo doesn’t come back and Keagan and Pattycakes go pro…woof

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Connor is now 4-25 on the season from 3. 5-28 from the field. Seeing one shot go down will not get him right, Mr fucktard Cody Hills.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Just thinking about next year, if Jbo doesn’t come back and Keagan and Pattycakes go pro…woof

Um what

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Just thinking about next year, if Jbo doesn’t come back and Keagan and Pattycakes go pro…woof

 

[Geese]

Anytime you can get a 16% 3 pt shooter doing heat checks you pretty much have to run the offense for that.

Well if Marg says so