**Savannah State vs Iowa - 12/22/18 - 12:00 pm - BTN Plus**

[Bovert]

So at one timeout in the 2nd half they brought a kid out to try 3 half court shots. His prize if he makes one of them?? A fucking $10 gift card to Scheels. 10 fucking dollars.

Our athletic department should be ashamed of themselves.

The kid made the 3rd shot btw. I hope he enjoys the couple tubes of chapstick up by the registers he can afford now with his gift card

That, along with the male cheerleader biffing and possibly dislocating his shoulder needing medical attention and crying for ten minutes, was the highlight of today for me.

Haha, that was awesome. That dude went down and writhed on the floor like Tyler Cook after getting gently grazed by an elbow and then missing a bunny. You'd have thought he got shot or something

 

[turtley78]

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Those are Pemsl’s crutches. Garza is in a boot, however

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*Luka Garza

 

[ivan_drago]

So at one timeout in the 2nd half they brought a kid out to try 3 half court shots. His prize if he makes one of them?? A fucking $10 gift card to Scheels. 10 fucking dollars.

Our athletic department should be ashamed of themselves.

The kid made the 3rd shot btw. I hope he enjoys the couple tubes of chapstick up by the registers he can afford now with his gift card

That, along with the male cheerleader biffing and possibly dislocating his shoulder needing medical attention and crying for ten minutes, was the highlight of today for me.

Haha, that was awesome. That dude went down and writhed on the floor like Tyler Cook after getting gently grazed by an elbow and then missing a bunny. You'd have thought he got shot or something

He didn’t move for what felt like five minutes, then had to do a walk of shame across the court to the locker room with the trainer while still bawling.

 

[nolookpass]

That, along with the male cheerleader biffing and possibly dislocating his shoulder needing medical attention and crying for ten minutes, was the highlight of today for me.

Haha, that was awesome. That dude went down and writhed on the floor like Tyler Cook after getting gently grazed by an elbow and then missing a bunny. You'd have thought he got shot or something

He didn’t move for what felt like five minutes, then had to do a walk of shame across the court to the locker room with the trainer while still bawling.

they don't make them male cheerleaders like they used to.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I'd take ten buck to Scheels.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

So at one timeout in the 2nd half they brought a kid out to try 3 half court shots. His prize if he makes one of them?? A fucking $10 gift card to Scheels. 10 fucking dollars.

Our athletic department should be ashamed of themselves.

The kid made the 3rd shot btw. I hope he enjoys the couple tubes of chapstick up by the registers he can afford now with his gift card

That, along with the male cheerleader biffing and possibly dislocating his shoulder needing medical attention and crying for ten minutes, was the highlight of today for me.

How long should we expect this cheerleader athlete to be out @Monster?

 

[Revolver]

Succinct summary of how bad Savannah State was:

Austin Ash checked in with 10 minutes left in the first half.

 

[ivan_drago]

Succinct summary of how bad Savannah State was:

Austin Ash checked in with 10 minutes left in the first half.

Happy he hit a few shots, but holy shit he shoots like every high school girl I’ve ever seen. Loads up, leans into it.

 

[Revolver]

Succinct summary of how bad Savannah State was:

Austin Ash checked in with 10 minutes left in the first half.

Happy he hit a few shots, but holy shit he shoots like every high school girl I’ve ever seen. Loads up, leans into it.

He logged more minutes than Tyler Cook today.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

That Savannah State team was the worst team I’ve ever witnessed play college basketball, and I went to Iowa during the The Criminal years.

Jesus Christ.

Nice to know that our walkons are approximately KenPom 250.

 

[roydesoto]

So at one timeout in the 2nd half they brought a kid out to try 3 half court shots. His prize if he makes one of them?? A fucking $10 gift card to Scheels. 10 fucking dollars.

Our athletic department should be ashamed of themselves.

The kid made the 3rd shot btw. I hope he enjoys the couple tubes of chapstick up by the registers he can afford now with his gift card

That, along with the male cheerleader biffing and possibly dislocating his shoulder needing medical attention and crying for ten minutes, was the highlight of today for me.

Day to day

 

[douglasbader]

Nicholas Baer and Riley Till and even Austin Ash are going to be huge reasons why Iowa and Fran were able to rebound this season. The luxury to redshirt Nunge / Pemsl / Fredrick and shorten the rotation will make Iowa a 7 seed at worst.

 

[ivan_drago]

Mike Baer nailing that three was fun, too.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Mike Baer nailing that three was fun, too.

Yeah, that was about as fun as a blowout buy game can be. Nearly 14k announced without students, they went nuts when we broke the record.

 

[Bonner]

Succinct summary of how bad Savannah State was:

Austin Ash checked in with 10 minutes left in the first half.

Happy he hit a few shots, but holy shit he shoots like every high school girl I’ve ever seen. Loads up, leans into it.

He might shoot like a girl, but I bet he could kick your ass 1 on 1.

 

[KitKatApples]

Yea take that

 

[ivan_drago]

Succinct summary of how bad Savannah State was:

Austin Ash checked in with 10 minutes left in the first half.

Happy he hit a few shots, but holy shit he shoots like every high school girl I’ve ever seen. Loads up, leans into it.

He might shoot like a girl, but I bet he could kick your ass 1 on 1.

I’d hope so, considering I’m 32 and suck at basketball.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Happy he hit a few shots, but holy shit he shoots like every high school girl I’ve ever seen. Loads up, leans into it.

He might shoot like a girl, but I bet he could kick your ass 1 on 1.

I’d hope so, considering I’m 32 and suck.

 

[Revolver]

Lot of great zingers being hurled at Ivan. Not sure he’ll be able to recover from this.

 

[Harlan]

He might shoot like a girl, but I bet he could kick your ass 1 on 1.

I’d hope so, considering I’m 32 and suck.

good one.

 

[ivan_drago]

Lot of great zingers being hurled at Ivan. Not sure he’ll be able to recover from this.

What a day!!!!!!

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

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Luka isn’t even using his crutches correctly.

 

[Revolver]

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Luka isn’t even using his crutches correctly.

There needs to be the medical equivalent of the Monster - Redskins coaches in shorts picture for when you make comments like these.

 

[Revolver]

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

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Luka isn’t even using his crutches correctly.

There needs to be the medical equivalent of the Monster - Redskins coaches in shorts picture for when you make comments like these.

Well, look at Cordell and then look at Luka. It ain’t rocket science.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

10% of the population that have crutches use them correctly. Everybody else tries to give themselves a radial nerve palsy

 

[Nobody]

So at one timeout in the 2nd half they brought a kid out to try 3 half court shots. His prize if he makes one of them?? A fucking $10 gift card to Scheels. 10 fucking dollars.

Our athletic department should be ashamed of themselves.

The kid made the 3rd shot btw. I hope he enjoys the couple tubes of chapstick up by the registers he can afford now with his gift card

I'm guessing like the rest of the shit show production, the reason it is only $10 is because they are still stuck in 1995 or so.

I heard the fucking Macarena, Ice Ice Baby, Village People, Good Vibrations, C&C Music Factory and pretty much the entire Jock Jams Vol. 1 CD used for the music during timeouts to pump up the crowd.

The most modern music they had all day was Jay-Z and Rihanna "Run This Town" which I think is almost 10 years old.

Some of the music was due to holiday Jib Jab videos they'd put together. This is one you heard:
This one was played pregame:
They also played this at halftime:

Then the team came out of the tunnel midway through so they awkwardly played "APESHIT" by Jay and Bey, then a Drake song through the end of the video. It's dumb, but things get pleasantly weird at the holiday games (especially without the band), lol.

Also, how great is this from Tyler?

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Unrelated pic of big shoes.

37 1/2

 

[BngHawk]

Unrelated pic of big shoes.

37 1/2

Everyone in that photo is dead now

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

A Robert Wadlow post. You never know what halo might bring.

 

[Harlan]

Unrelated pic of big shoes.

37 1/2

Everyone in that photo is dead now

Hopefully.

 

[Revolver]

Unrelated pic of big shoes.

37 1/2

Everyone in that photo is dead now

That tall guy is still living in Hill House.

 

[BngHawk]

Appears I am likely a liar and a scumbag.

I do see some young kids in that pic. Giant main died in 1940. Could definitely have a few people still living.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

They also play the movie clip with Steve Carell which is why the play C&C Music Factory. That one always goes over well so I don’t getting the complaining.

 

[KitKatApples]

Appears I am likely a liar and a scumbag.

I do see some young kids in that pic. Giant main died in 1940. Could definitely have a few people still living.

He was the last of the giant mains if memory serves

 

[Geese]

My God. I picked the wrong profession.

 

[KitKatApples]

Lmao you fucker

 

[HerkyHopeful]

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[nolookpass]

I didn't know Riley Tills Mom did the Iowa womens games. She seems nice.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I didn't know Riley Tills Mom did the Iowa womens games. She seems nice.

Did you know his sister is Claire who is engaged to George Kittle who is Jess Settles' cousin?

 

[nolookpass]

I didn't know Riley Tills Mom did the Iowa womens games. She seems nice.

Did you know his sister is Claire who is engaged to George Kittle who is Jess Settles' cousin?

yeah. was Claire any good at hoops?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I didn't know Riley Tills Mom did the Iowa womens games. She seems nice.

Did you know his sister is Claire who is engaged to George Kittle who is Jess Settles' cousin?

yeah. was Claire any good at hoops?

Average.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

She had offers from a few big ten programs. But she was always hurt.

 

[BngHawk]

Get out of the men’s sport thread with that girl ball chatter.

 

[Berzerkenpas]

Pics of Mrs Till, or #liar and #scumbag

 

[eclone]

Pics of Mrs Till, or #liar and #scumbag

https://instagram.com/clairectill?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=17y2ygjv3c6g1

 

[Berzerkenpas]

Mom, not sis. I'm a creepy middle aged man, not a pedo.

 

[eclone]

Mom, not sis. I'm a creepy middle aged man, not a pedo.

She’s in a pic or two (I think)

 

[eclone]

Mom, not sis. I'm a creepy middle aged man, not a pedo.

Also, I don’t think looking at self-posted pictures of a woman engaged to a NFL player is “pedo”.

Let’s not throw that word around so cavalierly.