**Virginia Tech vs. Iowa Basketball - 11/10 - 6pm - FOX1**

[douglasbader]

Mckeever must have sprained his ankle on Sunday as well

Ben just said Tate Sage totally sprained his ankle as well.

 

[DonJMiller]

I think they mentioned on the broadcast that Coleman turned his ankle. That said, Ben is fucking idiot if he keeps playing his son. He fucking sucks and will get eaten alive by big ten players.

 

[JR Hawks]

Mckeever must have sprained his ankle on Sunday as well

Lol, is this going to be a nepotism conspiracy as well? The guy was in too much pain to play at all in the first two games and was playing in pain on Tuesday...but he should have played 40 minutes in his first game back!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

“conspiracy”

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

What in the everloving fuck

 

[JR Hawks]

I think they mentioned on the broadcast that Coleman turned his ankle. That said, Ben is fucking idiot if he keeps playing his son. He fucking sucks and will get eaten alive by big ten players.

Obviously, Ben planted the sprained ankle lie to the broadcast team before the game in anticipation of what was going to happen during the game.

 

[JR Hawks]

“conspiracy”

What is the proper term for saying Ben was lying about an ankle injury that was actually referenced during the broadcast?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

What is the proper term for saying Ben was lying about an ankle injury that was actually referenced during the broadcast?

not conspiracy

 

[CurdMan]

Correct, but that doesn't prove Sage's poor play was above trying someone else.

As for Leistikow, he was wrong on the press box incident and the racial hysteria.

What exactly was Chad wrong about with the press box incident?

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

McCollum should be given the benefit of the doubt on the sprained ankle. We all want it to be true so let's just assume the best alright?

If Peyton's minutes don't decline in the near future then well shit.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

That also gave birth to the “punting is winning” faggotry that still permeates a portion of the fanbase. I’m sure that is mostly embraced by Tavern Hoks, which both disgust me.

You don't think there's been a renewed interest in the importance of special teams across college football and that a part of that was seeing how Ferentz could still win Big Ten games without being able to move the ball consistently on offense?

And where do you get off using that f word you gigantic fucking pansy?

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I was on the this will work itself out when the competition improves track last week, but after Tuesday, that does not seem likely, barring an abrupt change of course. Peyton has attempted as many FGs (19) as Koch in a little less than half the minutes. That seems like a problem on two fronts.

Ok, this is dumb. Koch shot 4 times in a 44 pt victory, whereas McCollum shot 9 times. Who gives a shit there? During the VT game, Koch had the edge 11 to 2, and had 6-7 more shots he got fouled on that don’t count in the box score when the shot is missed. 17 vs 2 shots seems acceptable vs a power opponent.

 

[JR Hawks]

What exactly was Chad wrong about with the press box incident?

Coaches yelling profanities at officials isn't news unless you're a limp-wristed pussy like Leistikow.

 

[Revolver]

You don't think there's been a renewed interest in the importance of special teams across college football and that a part of that was seeing how Ferentz could still win Big Ten games without being able to move the ball consistently on offense?

And where do you get off using that f word you gigantic fucking pansy?

I think we had teams that were on the cusp of being playoff caliber had we had any semblance of an offense. I know that our AD set a stipulation that our offense average 25 PPG because our offense had become a national punchline. Was I glad to have Tory Taylor? Of course. But I wasn’t hoping we would get stuffed on 3rd and 3 so that he’d get the opportunity to punt.

But I’m sure RayGun appreciated your purchase of the shirt, fag.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

I think we had teams that were on the cusp of being playoff caliber had we had any semblance of an offense. I know that our AD set a stipulation that our offense average 25 PPG because our offense had become a national punchline. Was I glad to have Tory Taylor? Of course. But I wasn’t hoping we would get stuffed on 3rd and 3 so that he’d get the opportunity to punt.

But I’m sure RayGun appreciated your purchase of the shirt, fag.

Is Raygun a shirt producer I should be aware of? Is it pretty “big-time” in Iowa?

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Is Raygun a shirt producer I should be aware of? Is it pretty “big-time” in Iowa?

You’re almost as snarky as Raygun!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

More GayRun

 

[CleteyColgate]

If Peyton's minutes don't decline in the near future then well shit.

Who did you want to play those minutes against Virginia Tech?

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Who did you want to play those minutes against Virginia Tech?

Anyone else?

 

[CleteyColgate]

Anyone else?

I am not familiar with that player's name

 

[KitKatApples]

I'm not familiar with you ever not being a massive faggot

 

[rodg12]

Jesus Fuck. McCollum got LWade and Hassel making good points. What a world. Dammit.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Starting to feel pretty stupid about those Covid masks, aren’t ya?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

It’s not PTSD. Little Ben just isn’t good enough to play extended stretches. A minute or two near the TV timeout to give someone a rest? Not optimal but better than this shit.

 

[JR Hawks]

Jesus Fuck. McCollum got LWade and Hassel making good points. What a world. Dammit.

Translation: Our fanbase is small, our arena is outdated, our recruiting base is terrible, our NIL is insufficient, our recent success is minimal (other than Ben's one year)...but don't for a second think we're not entitled losers that complain about fairness in all parts of our lives and are totally willing to cut off our nose to spite our face on this matter.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Jesus Fuck. McCollum got LWade and Hassel making good points. What a world. Dammit.

Biggest story in sports. Let's keep blowing this up to show how smart Hawkeye Nation is!

 

[TurdBurgler]

Nah fuck that and fuck you JR. Nobody wants to spend the next decade watching the coaches kids play (again).

 

[JR Hawks]

Nah fuck that and fuck you JR. Nobody wants to spend the next decade watching the coaches kids play (again).

I don't care who's playing as long as we're winning. And so far, so good with the Elite 8.

Now tell us about all the unfairness that's held you back in life. I'm sure it's so very, very unfair.

 

[The Dad]

Ben had to be absolutely thrilled with how well Hoiberg’s kid played last year. A real green lighter of a season.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I don't care who's playing as long as we're winning. And so far, so good with the Elite 8.

Now tell us about all the unfairness that's held you back in life. I'm sure it's so very, very unfair.

Iowa went to the E8 without Ben’s crotch goblin playing any minutes. Maybe now you’ll see the difference.

 

[CleteyColgate]

I don't care who's playing as long as we're winning. And so far, so good with the Elite 8.

Too bad Ben doesn't have 5 sons of similar age. Would be fun to see if we could get to the Final 4 with all them in the starting lineup.