**watching doug vs. Iowa - 11/16/18 - 5:30 pm - ESPN2**

[Geese]

Fuck the Huskies! Lets win the whole fuckin thing

 

[BngHawk]

I’ll be damned if doug isn’t our own personal horseshoe.

 

[Geese]

I want him to touch my breast the way he touched Mr. Old gold.

 

[OlePeep]

UConn coach is intolerable. what a fucking spaz

 

[BuffettHawk]

Iowa is a 6.5 point favourite tonight. Crazy.

 

[Revolver]

Iowa is a 6.5 point favourite tonight. Crazy.

Vegas does their homework.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Hawk4Life94]

UConn coach is intolerable. what a fucking spaz

Dan Hurley. Brother to Bobby.

 

[Herky823]

UConn coach is intolerable. what a fucking spaz

 

[OlePeep]

UConn coach is intolerable. what a fucking spaz

Dan Hurley. Brother to Bobby.

whoever he is someone should beat the shit out of him. Or shiv him. If only we had a man on site...

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Vegas seems to like the Hawks early this season. Another surprising line.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Nah I like both Hurleys quite a bit

 

[6deuce]

Nah I like both Hurleys quite a bit

Of course you do.

 

[CurdMan]

Vegas seems to like the Hawks early this season. Another surprising line.

UCONN isn’t projected to be good this year- middle of the pack or worse in the AAC.

 

[Geese]

Someone tell me Pemsl is out again!! Please

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Someone tell me Pemsl is out again!! Please

Pemsl is out again.

 

[Geese]

Someone tell me Pemsl is out again!! Please

Pemsl is out again.

Tell me you're being serious

 

[BuffettHawk]

Someone tell me Pemsl is out again!! Please

Pemsl is out again.

Tell me you're being serious

You're being serious.

 

[Geese]

Thanks guys. Feeling much better about the game tonight now.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Hope we win

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Hey @douglasbader, show up with a note pad and marker and write us super clever messages. Or take off your pants. Or, ideally, both.

 

[Harlan]

Hey @douglasbader, show up with a note pad and marker and write us super clever messages. Or take off your pants. Or, ideally, both.

 

[douglasbader]

My meetings in Brooklyn got delayed until Monday. I bought tickets in the same row that I was in last night.

It's on.

 

[CUIHAWK]

Does Uconn play an in your face man to man defense? I didn't see the game before and Halo is my research.

 

[Harlan]

My meetings in Brooklyn got delayed until Monday. I bought tickets in the same row that I was in last night.

It's on.

Can you find a local screenprinter?

 

[PipeDaddy]

Will be a home crowd of sorts, so doug will have to cheer extra loud for the Hawks.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

My meetings in Brooklyn got delayed until Monday. I bought tickets in the same row that I was in last night.

It's on.

Can you find a local screenprinter?

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[Harlan]

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Vegas seems to like the Hawks early this season. Another surprising line.

KenPom likes the Hawks and that's a large part of what the opening lines are based on. He has Iowa by 5 today.

 

[The Tin Man]

UConn coach is intolerable. what a fucking spaz

 

[Mo T]

Vegas seems to like the Hawks early this season. Another surprising line.

KenPom likes the Hawks and that's a large part of what the opening lines are based on. He has Iowa by 5 today.

I like the Hawks too. Always have. All the way back to Carfino and Boyle. I have Iowa by 11.

 

[BBK]

Blue horseshoe loves anacott steel.

 

[26.2]

Hawks are gonna steamroll tonight.

 

[KitKatApples]

My man

 

[Soda Popinski]

Hawks by a million.

 

[eclone]

Vegas seems to like the Hawks early this season. Another surprising line.

KenPom likes the Hawks and that's a large part of what the opening lines are based on. He has Iowa by 5 today.

 

[opiate of the masses]

Mouse bader!!!!

 

[Fair and Balanced]

My meetings in Brooklyn got delayed until Monday. I bought tickets in the same row that I was in last night.

It's on.

OMG it’s really happening!!!

What will you be wearing, Douglas? How will we identify you?

 

[BngHawk]

Black hat?

 

[BBK]

Vegas seems to like the Hawks early this season. Another surprising line.

KenPom likes the Hawks and that's a large part of what the opening lines are based on. He has Iowa by 5 today.

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How does the rest of that play out? I see 15 wins up to Jan. 27th. How many wins does he project?

 

[eclone]

KenPom likes the Hawks and that's a large part of what the opening lines are based on. He has Iowa by 5 today.

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How does the rest of that play out? I see 15 wins up to Jan. 27th. How many wins does he project?

 

[BBK]

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How does the rest of that play out? I see 15 wins up to Jan. 27th. How many wins does he project?

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I count 20, although his projection is likely based on the percentages of victory, and not on victories predicted.

20 would put us firmly on the bubble going into the tournament. A win there would probably get us in.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Hey Doug, on the first opportunity at the beginning of the fourth quarter, give us a pretend Mouse on a Trampoline as a tribute to your roots and your homeboy Joe W.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mouse on a trampoline

Legendary status is there for the taking and, when you are old and nearing death, you’ll be glad you did.

 

[nolookpass]

Hey Doug, on the first opportunity at the beginning of the fourth quarter, give us a pretend Mouse on a Trampoline as a tribute to your roots and your homeboy Joe W.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mouse on a trampoline

Legendary status is there for the taking and, when you are old and nearing death, you’ll be glad you did.

4th quarter?

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Hey Doug, on the first opportunity at the beginning of the fourth quarter, give us a pretend Mouse on a Trampoline as a tribute to your roots and your homeboy Joe W.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mouse on a trampoline

Legendary status is there for the taking and, when you are old and nearing death, you’ll be glad you did.

4th quarter?

Yeah my bad. No quarters in college. I’m just trying to set a point where we can be on high alert.

Let’s call it 14 minutes left in the game, adjusted for time zones.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Hey Doug, on the first opportunity at the beginning of the fourth quarter, give us a pretend Mouse on a Trampoline as a tribute to your roots and your homeboy Joe W.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mouse on a trampoline

Legendary status is there for the taking and, when you are old and nearing death, you’ll be glad you did.

4th quarter?

Yeah my bad. No quarters in college. I’m just trying to set a point where we can be on high alert.

Let’s call it 14 minutes left in the game, adjusted for time zones.

Thanks for clearing that up for everyone.

 

[Match34]

I just hope no one on UCONN is the son of a mediocre NBA oddity.

 

[Kamala]

I just hope no one on UCONN is the son of a mediocre NBA oddity.

I hope someone is. It worked out well. Gonna search their roster for someone named Bogues Bogues.

 

[The Tin Man]

 

[Geese]

Oregon handling Syracuse.