**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

douglasbader

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Should have made that minutes guarantee aggregate minutes, fresh fruit
 

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Lolz. I'll suck every dick on Halo if he averages more than 4 minutes per game this season.
I think Fran is going to play him more than 4 minutes a game. Fran will think he has to after convincing him to stay. I also think he is an elite shooter and will help Iowa win a couple of games.
 

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Austin Ash might be the least athletic Hawkeye basketball player of all time. He makes John The Criminal look like Russell Westbrook. If Ash is going to be relied on to play regular minutes, this team is going to be in trouble.
 
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Would you like to see some cock?

You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little fucked up maybe. I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
 
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I’m planning on getting in line very early tomorrow morning to be one of the first Hawk fans to buy a $33 “Thanks for the Memz” t-shirt. There’s going to be a pop-up store in the Linn Mar HS parking lot. LMK your size and I will glad to grab you one.
 

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I’m planning on getting in line very early tomorrow morning to be one of the first Hawk fans to buy a $33 “Thanks for the Memz” t-shirt. There’s going to be a pop-up store in the Linn Mar HS parking lot. LMK your size and I will glad to grab you one.
75% of the board will need a double xl.
 

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I think Fran is going to play him more than 4 minutes a game. Fran will think he has to after convincing him to stay. I also think he is an elite shooter and will help Iowa win a couple of games.
He did?
 

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Gave him a scholarship.
I realize that, but wasn't it just a leftover scholarship that wasn't going to be used otherwise? I don't get the impression that Fran really "recruited" him to come back. I think it was more of a "there's a scholarship if you want it" situation.
 

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I realize that, but wasn't it just a leftover scholarship that wasn't going to be used otherwise? I don't get the impression that Fran really "recruited" him to come back. I think it was more of a "there's a scholarship if you want it" situation.
Probably correct. It was after The Gimp announced he was going to Kentucky, and there was no good transfer or HS option available.
 

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Probably correct. It was after The Gimp announced he was going to Kentucky, and there was no good transfer or HS option available.
No probably about it. Bitch
 
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Since I lack your ability to look into Fran's soul and be certain of his motives, I thought the qualifier reasonable. Bitch.
To be fair, the dude absolutely destroyed Northern Illinois last season with 6 points. Then there was the time in 2018 when he torched Savannah State for 9 points, 2 assists and 1 steal. Opposing coaches are working late game planning for this guy.
 

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That’s a red hot take! An “elite shooter” who has a career average of 1.6 ppg. Maybe Fran wants him around because he is sinply a good team guy and prqctice player
Ash IS an elite shooter in the sense that if we’re messing around in practice and decide to see who makes the most out of 100 3’s. He’s also extremely well liked among his teammates. And happens to talk more shit in practice than the rest of the team combined. But absolutely no one is under the impression that Ash is going to be the reason Iowa wins games this season.
 

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I want this thread to be more about Tony Perkins posterizing people and less about some fuck head that the bench goes wild for anytime he scores like he is some Make A Wish kid.
I want positive health reports on Ahron Ulis too
 

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Austin Ash exclusively played when Iowa was kicking the dog shit out of people, so yeah, I hope he plays 6 minutes per game next year.
Well that for sure, and also because Doug is going gay if he hasn't already.
 
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