**2021 Iowa Basketball Offseason Thread**

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Probably correct. It was after The Gimp announced he was going to Kentucky, and there was no good transfer or HS option available.
Is the gimp an auto correct or just what we're calling fredrick now?
 

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I hope all the student athletes are enjoying whoring themselves out
 

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Some dopey Iowa fans will buy some of this shit right away, but it won't be many and whatever limited demand there is will dry up very quickly.
They’d be better off signing and selling Trump flags.
 
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Hopefully bohannon makes a million dollars and it becomes a huge selling point to recruits.
 
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I just don't want to know any of the dipshits willing to pay money to speak with a college student for 5 minutes.
 

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At they going to do this in season? I could see people using it as an airing of grievances
That would be fantastic.

“Jordan, what I’d like to discuss is your pathetic level of effort on the defensive end of the court.”

or

“Jordan, that Indiana PG really made you his bitch last night. How did you feel about that?”
 

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That would be fantastic.

“Jordan, what I’d like to discuss is your pathetic level of effort on the defensive end of the court.”

or

“Jordan, that Indiana PG really made you his bitch last night. How did you feel about that?”
Shawnee wants 5 minutes with Fran
 

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That would be fantastic.

“Jordan, what I’d like to discuss is your pathetic level of effort on the defensive end of the court.”

or

“Jordan, that Indiana PG really made you his bitch last night. How did you feel about that?”
I'm assuming there will be plenty of this happening which will also cool Jordan's (and other college athletes) jets on how badly he wants to put himself out there and be embarrassed. I expect a thread about here on halo at some point. Legendary potential.
 

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I’m new to this forum but suffice it to say, I’m alarmed by Mr. Bader’s apparently unresolved latent homosexuality issues. Do we need to discuss a group intervention?
Group intervention? Like an orgy? If so, I’m in as long as Beebs shows up with his hawg.
 
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I'm assuming there will be plenty of this happening which will also cool Jordan's (and other college athletes) jets on how badly he wants to put himself out there and be embarrassed. I expect a thread about here on halo at some point. Legendary potential.
Upon perusing Twitter, ol Jordan has his barfight KO mentioned approximately every other post. Lol
 

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JoBo spent this historic day he has annoyingly been bitching about for years in a dusty lot selling fireworks and signing autographs. Congrats?!?

 

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JoBo spent this historic day he has annoyingly been bitching about for years in a dusty lot selling fireworks and signing autographs. Congrats?!?

Bless his heart. JBo et al are going to find out pretty quick that not only are they going to have to do some actual work to get paid, there's also some jobs that just aren't worth the money.
 

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Bless his heart. JBo et al are going to find out pretty quick that not only are they going to have to do some actual work to get paid, there's also some jobs that just aren't worth the money.
He'll find out what the majority of ex-NCAA men's athletes have learned after they graduate .... you're not as big of a deal as you think and making money off your name isn't easy.
 

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Any guesses how much he made doing that?
 
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I just don't want to know any of the dipshits willing to pay money to speak with a college student for 5 minutes.
I could see parents doing it as a birthday present for a kid.
I would consider any adults wanting to pay to talk to them weird.
 

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I could see parents doing it as a birthday present for a kid.
I would consider any adults wanting to pay to talk to them weird.
I'd take my son if it was down the street. He'd love it.
 
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If I had a close friend that was a Cyclone fan I could see paying bohannon to leave a birthday greeting on his voicemail.

But I'd like to think if I had a Cyclone fan friend they wouldn't be the type to get overly pissy about bohannon.

Unfortunately I don't have any friends. I am very lonely.
 

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