Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[Brad Wesley]

Campbell again wearing colors of the opposing team.

 

[douglasbader]

Lol that @26.2 put $500 on UNLV to cover.

What a fucking moron.

 

[26.2]

Lol that @26.2 put $500 on UNLV to cover.

What a fucking moron.

Yeah I fucked up

 

[Hawkstrat]

UNLV might be the worst team I've ever watched. Holy shit.

 

[thrawn]

Someone in the CycloneFanatic Las Vegas!!!! thread asked for some good gambling stories from the trip.

It seems there was a totally zany cyclone fan that lost some money, and then borrowed $500 from a buddy and lost all of that in like 3 hours!

Crazy stuff.

1) I assume some Mesopotamian invented gambling like 5000 years ago. Since then there have four like four actually interesting gambling stories to those of us in the non-Tucker Max/Barstool demographic

2) most of their Vegas stories that don’t involve cyclone power chants are going to be fairy routine “drank too much in Vegas” that 98% of Americans between 20 and 70 have experienced once. But of course all these guys are going to act like they invented molly in a club bathroom sink

 

[douglasbader]

1) I assume some Mesopotamian invented gambling like 5000 years ago. Since then there have four like four actually interesting gambling stories to those of us in the non-Tucker Max/Barstool demographic

2) most of their Vegas stories that don’t involve cyclone power chants are going to be fairy routine “drank too much in Vegas” that 98% of Americans between 20 and 70 have experienced once. But of course all these guys are going to act like they invented molly in a club bathroom sink

Well, I can tell you that a bunch of them have thrown the horns down sign to other fellow Big XII fans.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[douglasbader]

What a dork.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

These are 30, 40, 50 year olds talking about the beer drinking, "crowds", etc.

It's sad.

I DRAW THE LINE HERE

 

[TH1974]

Sugar the box, boys......

 

[tcondon]

"Objectively good"

 

[cloudhawk]

WTF is he talking about UNLV has had almost 1 holding call per drive today

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

Iowa State’s offensive line is objectively average at best.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Can we eliminate people posting from multiple handles in the same thread?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

"Objectively good"

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Which one?

right? If there’s a circle jerk thread give me the fucking link

 

[gable_guy]

Graphic design is my passion

 

[L. Wade Childress]

So many stars!!!

you are the Spencer Petras of halo. If you had the cahones to see the entire tree you could be average. Instead you look down a tunnel, gel your hair, and play guitar.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I actually don’t know if you gel your hair. I assume you do

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I gel my hair.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[hawkeyealum]

Bet he owns the “dicks sucked” record too

 

[turtley78]

This is crazy! If there is anyone left in Iowa please shut out the lights.

 

[newsbreaker]

Lololololol.

We’re going to have 45,000 people there!

Total paid attendance: 35,000.

 

[wondergrape]

Lololololol.

We’re going to have 45,000 people there!

Total paid attendance: 35,000.

The attendance for UNLV's other home game was 21,000 vs. Eastern Washington. There's a decent chance ISU fans were in the minority last night.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Cyclone friend of mine trying to dump the UNLV season tickets they bought on Facebook. Lol

 

[newsbreaker]

Cyclone friend of mine trying to dump the UNLV season tickets they bought on Facebook. Lol

Lolololololol. You could’ve walked up and gotten tickets last night, but buy season tickets and then have to dump them. Iowa State fans buying their own dumb bullshit is hilarious.

Is your friend always a stupid person?

 

[gable_guy]

Lolololololol. You could’ve walked up and gotten tickets last night, but buy season tickets and then have to dump them. Iowa State fans buying their own dumb bullshit is hilarious.

Is your friend always a stupid person?

UNLV ticket office def played them to the max.

 

[The Dad]

Cyclone friend of mine trying to dump the UNLV season tickets they bought on Facebook. Lol

He realized they were playing UNLV in a stadium that seats 65,000 people, right?

 

[eclone]

He realized they were playing UNLV in a stadium that seats 65,000 people, right?

It doesn't for UNLV games, they close the upper levels.

 

[eclone]

The attendance for UNLV's other home game was 21,000 vs. Eastern Washington. There's a decent chance ISU fans were in the minority last night.

There were more ISU fans there and it wasn't even close. Not a brag, just a statement of the obvious.

 

[BuffettHawk]

How many fans did Eastern Washington bring?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

So are you guessing around 25k ISU fans?

 

[Debit One]

“Here’s what we’re going to do. We will buy UNLV season tickets, attend the ISU/UNLV game, and sell off the rest for enough to cover the season ticket cost. I really don’t see how this can go wrong.”

 

[Debit One]

 

[The Dad]

It doesn't for UNLV games, they close the upper levels.

Fine, they’re playing UNLV in a stadium that seats more than 30k. Point still stands.

 

[The Dad]

There were more ISU fans there and it wasn't even close. Not a brag, just a statement of the obvious.

Congrats. Maybe you guys have found a suitable rival.

 

[eclone]

How many fans did Eastern Washington bring?

Not many but is it hard for you to believe that UNLV had a much bigger turnout of home team fans for their first game of the year and the opening of a multi billion dollar stadium than this game where they could sell their tickets on the secondary market and pay for the rest of the year?

It's not like I'm saying ISU brought 50,000 game to Vegas, but the crowd (from TV, and texts and pictures from friends there) was definitely over half ISU fans. Which is why both Iowa State and UNLV signed on for the game.

 

[The Dad]

Did they stay for the 4th quarter for this one?

 

[newsbreaker]

28,000 is plausible. That’s not “take over” territory like the dorks think, though.

 

[Shawneemicks]

WHO FUCKING CARES

 

[BuffettHawk]

That also assumes only 1/3 of the fans who showed up for the first home game showed up for the second home game.

 

[newsbreaker]

That also assumes only 1/3 of the fans who showed up for the first home game showed up for the second home game.

Against a ranked opponent.

 

[KitKatApples]

I think the point being that there was probably just shy of 20,000 ISU fans there might have been slightly under the hyped amount. It’s still a good amount of fans for a road game

 

[newsbreaker]

I think the point being that there was probably just shy of 20,000 ISU fans there might have been slightly under the hyped amount. It’s still a good amount of fans for a road game

This is Iowa State.

It’s fine. It’s good, even. They, however, have to pretend it something that’s never been seen before by humanity.

 

[SuperHans]

Not many but is it hard for you to believe that UNLV had a much bigger turnout of home team fans for their first game of the year and the opening of a multi billion dollar stadium than this game where they could sell their tickets on the secondary market and pay for the rest of the year?

It's not like I'm saying ISU brought 50,000 game to Vegas, but the crowd (from TV, and texts and pictures from friends there) was definitely over half ISU fans. Which is why both Iowa State and UNLV signed on for the game.

How many schools from a P5 conference would play UNLV on the road?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Or maybe he lives in Vegas….

 

[The Dad]

How many schools from a P5 conference would play UNLV on the road?

See….Iowa St IS special!

 

[The Dad]

Or maybe he lives in Vegas….

I assume the Notre Dame game was sold out?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Wait…so they have road games at Ohio, Arkansas St, and Bowling Green over the next 6 years?