**2017-2018 Iowa Hawkeye Basketball Season Thread**

[Stomper15]

First practice is next week boys! Get ready to saddle up as this is going to be a fun one.

Is that Aaron White's little brother bottom right?


Look at these studs who are going to take the country by storm.



And who doesn't love this stud? I'm ready for some 3's like this.

 

[Geese]

You know Jordan is slaying vag. Hope he's wrapping up. I bet he cums 12 times per week.

 

[TH1974]

FUCK YEAH!!!!

 

[Verbal]

You know Jordan is slaying vag. Hope he's wrapping up. I bet he cums 12 times per week.

Let's not.

 

[Stu Beagle]

JBO definitely fucks

 

[douglasbader]

@Stomper15 if you are going to start this thread, at least name it something clear and easy. Change it to something like "2017-2018 Iowa Basketball Season Thread" so it doesn't get mixed up with the regular non-Iowa thread.

 

[Whatever]

@Stomper15 if you are going to start this thread, at least name it something clear and easy. Change it to something like "2017-2018 Iowa Basketball Season Thread" so it doesn't get mixed up with the regular non-Iowa thread.

Or just let doug do it, you fucking amateur.

 

[douglasbader]

@Stomper15 if you are going to start this thread, at least name it something clear and easy. Change it to something like "2017-2018 Iowa Basketball Season Thread" so it doesn't get mixed up with the regular non-Iowa thread.

Or just let doug do it, you fucking amateur.

No shit. You don't start these threads until the first official day of the season.

 

[Stomper15]

@Stomper15 if you are going to start this thread, at least name it something clear and easy. Change it to something like "2017-2018 Iowa Basketball Season Thread" so it doesn't get mixed up with the regular non-Iowa thread.

Was the name of the thread last year. King, it's been updated for you and your viewing pleasure. Always something to complain about.

 

[douglasbader]

@Stomper15 if you are going to start this thread, at least name it something clear and easy. Change it to something like "2017-2018 Iowa Basketball Season Thread" so it doesn't get mixed up with the regular non-Iowa thread.

Was the name of the thread last year. King, it's been updated for you and your viewing pleasure.

Sounds good. Easier to find now.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[CurdMan]

That is Baer's brother, not White's.

 

[Stomper15]

View attachment 8868

Always a thing

 

[Stomper15]

"Hi guys, ready to come here & dominate the league--if you don't know me you'll know me very soon!"

 

[HawkLax6]

I bet he really didn't say that.

 

[Bob Sanders]

When did DJ Qualls join the team?

 

[Geese]

"Hi guys, ready to come here & dominate the league--if you don't know me you'll know me very soon!"

You know he's swinging a sledge, I just hope his back holds up for 4 years.

 

[Lime]

When did DJ Qualls join the team?

2001, although he wasn’t eligible until 2003.

 

[Stomper15]

 

[TJones3312]

 

[CurdMan]

That might be the first intelligible tweet Andrew has constructed.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

We will be recruiting white dorks forever

 

[BBK]

We will be recruiting white dorks forever

Ain't no doubt about it.

And every time one signs, you and AZ will get the tarp and baby oil out.

 

[MikeyJoe]

We will be recruiting white dorks forever

Ain't no doubt about it.

And every time one signs, you and AZ will get the tarp and baby oil out.

In state tuition.

 

[Stomper15]

I was watching this and thinking "wow we got some playyyyers" then it came to Kriener then Ellington and I got distracted by their sheer goofiness; however, easy to refocus on the fact that "we got some playyyyyers" when Pemsl came into focus.

 

[douglasbader]

I was watching this and thinking "wow we got some playyyyers" then it came to the Kriener then Ellington and I got distracted by their sheer goofiness; however, easy to refocus on the fact that "we got some playyyyyers" when Pemsl came into focus.

Am I wrong to think you might be a huge dork in real life?

Nothing wrong with that, but I get that impression.

 

[douglasbader]

I'm sorry, but slow motion videos of lanky dork basketball players lifting is not a great look. It works for football players, but watching Ellingson and Pemsl struggle to bench 225 pounds is funny.

 

[Brownzy]

I'm sorry, but slow motion videos of lanky dork basketball players lifting is not a great look. It works for football players, but watching Ellingson and Pemsl struggle to bench 225 pounds is funny.

If someone bet me Brady could bench 225 I pry would have laughed in their face. Good on em.

 

[CamelTones]

I'm sorry, but slow motion videos of lanky dork basketball players lifting is not a great look. It works for football players, but watching Ellingson and Pemsl struggle to bench 225 pounds is funny.

If someone bet me Brady could bench 225 I pry would have laughed in their face. Good on em.

They're benching 185, not 225. The yellow plates are 25's.

 

[douglasbader]

I'm sorry, but slow motion videos of lanky dork basketball players lifting is not a great look. It works for football players, but watching Ellingson and Pemsl struggle to bench 225 pounds is funny.

If someone bet me Brady could bench 225 I pry would have laughed in their face. Good on em.

They're benching 185, not 225. The yellow plates are 25's.

Lol. That is pretty funny. I can't imagine who thought this video was a good idea. At least Pemsel was putting up 285 bench even though he was struggling.

 

[douglasbader]

They should struggle as basketball players. Someone should have made a video of them shooting and dunking.

 

[CurdMan]

Fran needs to hire one of the Iowa football video guys. There's a huge difference in the style and quality of video between the two programs. Night and day.

 

[wondergrape]

All substance, no style.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Did they tag NLP in the tweet?

 

[Geese]

They should struggle as basketball players. Someone should have made a video of them shooting and dunking and doing soulja boy

 

[Stomper15]

 

[hawkeyealum]

yeah but Uhl sucks and Nunge will play some 3

 

[BBK]

I'm hoping to see Uhl in a Dale Jones-type role this season.

 

[Wanderer]

I'm hoping to see Uhl in a Dale Jones-type role this season.

I was sort of hoping he'd have a similar role that Hutton and Fleming had last season.

 

[Fletch]

I'm hoping to see Uhl in a Dale Jones-type role this season.

Getting hurt and coming back for a senior night cameo? Sounds great!

 

[BBK]

Even a Tom Petty-type role would be acceptable.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

lol too far

 

[Fletch]

Even a Tom Petty-type role would be acceptable.

He's been free fallin' for a year and a half.

 

[KitKatApples]

We're gonna be waiting for him to get benched, and the waiting is the hardest part.

 

[Wanderer]

You guys are pretty harsh on a guy who came from Germany running down a dream.

 

[Stomper15]

 

[BuffettHawk]

I have no idea where to put this, so I'll drop it here:

 

[Orestes]

The only person who would think Pierre Pierce could have anything helpful and insightful to say to a group of young student athletes is the type of man who spent considerable time being mentored by an asshole like Steve Alford.

 

[MikeyJoe]

I don't know, I get the OUTRAGE but what if he stood up and said something like "I made evil horrible choices, you need to treat women better than I did"?

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I don't know, I get the OUTRAGE but what if he stood up and said something like "I made evil horrible choices, you need to treat women better than I did"?

I would assume that's what happened.

Maybe Jerry Sandusky can start doing coaching clinics.