**2018-2019 Iowa Hawkeyes Basketball Season Thread**

[KitKatApples]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I hope to holy Jesus that he hits a big shot this winter and does the bat flip

I'm sure it will be on your wife's face and tits.

Depending on who it’s against I’m probably cool with it

 

[hawkeyealum]

I hope to holy Jesus that he hits a big shot this winter and does the bat flip

I'm sure it will be on your wife's face and tits.

I’m all for him doing that but he needs to get in the back of the line. She’s a busy woman

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I’m ready for this team to be my fenugreek

 

[Geese]

Am I the only one that thought the bat flip and walking halfway to first was kind of douchey?

 

[nolookpass]

Am I the only one that thought the bat flip and walking halfway to first was kind of douchey?

No

 

[Herky823]

Am I the only one that thought the bat flip and walking halfway to first was kind of douchey?

Chris Williams probably thinks so.

 

[Geese]

Am I the only one that thought the bat flip and walking halfway to first was kind of douchey?

Chris Williams probably thinks so.

I doubt he even knows about it.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Am I the only one that thought the bat flip and walking halfway to first was kind of douchey?

Intrasquad scrimmage. He's fucking around. Doubt he does it against another team.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Am I the only one that thought the bat flip and walking halfway to first was kind of douchey?

Intrasquad scrimmage. He's fucking around. Doubt he does it against another team.

Irregardless, we need some more McCabe type dipshits

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Am I the only one that thought the bat flip and walking halfway to first was kind of douchey?

Intrasquad scrimmage. He's fucking around. Doubt he does it against another team.

Irregardless, we need some more McCabe type dipshits

You're doing that on purpose now, aren't you?

 

[Soda Popinski]

I love a good bat flip.

 

[KitKatApples]

I love a good bat wing.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Woof.

 

[eclone]

I would say the media members are wrong to not include Cook.

 

[6deuce]

I would say the media members are wrong to not include Cook.

Until he plays some shred of defense they are correct.

 

[eclone]

Woof.

What a horribly designed website. Mentions the Big 10 is the 4th in the series...but nearly impossible to find the first 3

 

[Geese]

Am I the only one that thought the bat flip and walking halfway to first was kind of douchey?

Intrasquad scrimmage. He's fucking around. Doubt he does it against another team.

Ahhh shit didn't realize that

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Woof.

Since our recruiting base is apparently last according to other coaches maybe they should stay the fuck away from our state.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

If Iowa is the easiest school to get into, why the fuck don't we have more knuckle-draggers on the team instead of a bunch of future CPAs?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

If Iowa is the easiest school to get into, why the fuck don't we have more knuckle-draggers on the team instead of a bunch of future CPAs?

Inherent racism, probably

 

[Stomper15]

 

[Geese]

Does Zach suck down helium before he goes on air?

 

[Hawkstrat]

 

[Herky823]

UNI fan.

@newsbreaker

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

PoptartLudwig is bringin’ the heat. Rocket Fire!!!!!!!!!

 

[PipeDaddy]

Why would anyone even engage Cook at all, much less being a dick like that? I’m not sold on Cook being as good as he thinks he is - I don’t think he’ll ever be a first round pick, as his skill set and size aren’t well suited for it. But just let it go already. What’s the point?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

PoptartLudwig is bringin’ the heat. Rocket Fire!!!!!!!!!

That pre-dates your profile creation date.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

PoptartLudwig is bringin’ the heat. Rocket Fire!!!!!!!!!

That pre-dates your profile creation date.

This may surprise you, but sometimes threads from 2007 get bumped. Also, there are sme memes that are easy to pick up. Monster is deaf, Brants has a guitar clock, you are not gay but everyone says you are so its funny.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Oh

 

[Kamala]

PoptartLudwig is bringin’ the heat. Rocket Fire!!!!!!!!!

That pre-dates your profile creation date.

This may surprise you, but sometimes threads from 2007 get bumped. Also, there are sme memes that are easy to pick up. Monster is deaf, Brants has a guitar clock, you are not gay but everyone says you are so its funny.

wut?

 

[PipeDaddy]

PoptartLudwig is bringin’ the heat. Rocket Fire!!!!!!!!!

That pre-dates your profile creation date.

This may surprise you, but sometimes threads from 2007 get bumped. Also, there are sme memes that are easy to pick up. Monster is deaf, Brants has a guitar clock, you are not gay but everyone says you are so its funny.

Wait, AZ isn’t gay?

Dammit, scooped.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

You guys are fucking hilarious

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Legend12 called me gay bc I said I didn’t like biscuits and gravy. Took off from there.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Legend12 called me gay bc I said I didn’t like biscuits and gravy. Took off from there.

That and the whole loving penus

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Legend12 called me gay bc I said I didn’t like biscuits and gravy. Took off from there.

That and the whole loving penus

Nope. That’s you.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Legend12 called me gay bc I said I didn’t like biscuits and gravy. Took off from there.

That and the whole loving penus

Nope. That’s you.

No, YOU

 

[Geese]

Legend12 called me gay bc I said I didn’t like biscuits and gravy. Took off from there.

And here I always thought you being gay was a joke. Biscuits and gravy for life.

Bng is gonna fucking kill you.

 

[Geese]

I WAS KIDDING! !

 

[Geese]

God damnit

 

[Soda Popinski]

What kind of psycho doesn't like biscuits and gravy?

 

[Geese]

AZ have you tried b&g at Hardee's?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

What kind of psycho doesn't like biscuits and gravy?

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to the likes of you.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

AZ have you tried b&g at Hardee's?

No because I would have read the menu, saw that it said “biscuits and gravy”, and remembered I didn’t like them.

And then I would have left bc who the fuck eats at Hardee’s?

 

[Geese]

What kind of psycho doesn't like biscuits and gravy?

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to the likes of you.

Yeah fuck soda he's such a munson

 

[Geese]

AZ have you tried b&g at Hardee's?

No because I would have read the menu, saw that it said “biscuits and gravy”, and remembered I didn’t like them.

And then I would have left bc who the fuck eats at Hardee’s?

Hmm.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

AZ have you tried b&g at Hardee's?

No because I would have read the menu, saw that it said “biscuits and gravy”, and remembered I didn’t like them.

And then I would have left bc who the fuck eats at Hardee’s?

Hmm.

Don’t

 

[Talkin' Goat]

You guys are fucking hilarious

 

[Geese]

No because I would have read the menu, saw that it said “biscuits and gravy”, and remembered I didn’t like them.

And then I would have left bc who the fuck eats at Hardee’s?

Hmm.

Don’t

Lets meet at El sol tomorrow and talk this out.

 

[Geese]

What happened to the all you can eat pizza place? What was that called again?