**2018-2019 Iowa Hawkeyes Basketball Season Thread**

[KitKatApples]

Ten games I think

 

[Mo T]

Kenpom obviously hadn't turned it's monitor to watch the fucking game between the two teams.

 

[Soda Popinski]

I'll be there Friday.

Can't wait.

 

[Fletch]

Equally as likely that they all come out strutting their shit like a bunch of Pappa We Made Its.

By all I mean everyone with the exception of Luka Garza. That fucker has dna loaded with grit.

That has to be counterproductive to the reproductive process.

So are his eyebrows and that thing he does with his tongue while shooting FTs.

And the mayonnaise smell.

 

[Geese]

Can @Stomper15 change his avatar yet, @BngHawk? I can't look at it any longer.

 

[Stomper15]

Can @Stomper15 change his avatar yet, @BngHawk? I can't look at it any longer.

Just haven't had a chance yet. I didn't have one prior to this.

 

[Geese]

The new one is great. We can all get onboard with this one.

F @BngHawk!!

Literally. Lets all have sex with him.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

This article points out something I’ve never considered. If you autobench players with two fouls in the first half, a player is basically in foul trouble with one foul and opposing coaches can go at them.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-basketball/news/the-two-simple-strategies-that-coach-k-often-uses-for-duke-but-most-college-coaches-do-not/

 

[CurdMan]

 

[KitKatApples]

Oh darn

 

[Geese]

The new one is great. We can all get onboard with this one.

F @BngHawk!!

Literally. Lets all have sex with him.

Time for us all to run a train on @BngHawk!! CCMF!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

The new one is great. We can all get onboard with this one.

F @BngHawk!!

Literally. Lets all have sex with him.

Time for us all to run a train on @BngHawk!! CCMF!

Is your heart healthy enough for that?

 

[Fletch]

The new one is great. We can all get onboard with this one.

F @BngHawk!!

Literally. Lets all have sex with him.

Time for us all to run a train on @BngHawk!! CCMF!

 

[Geese]

The new one is great. We can all get onboard with this one.

F @BngHawk!!

Literally. Lets all have sex with him.

Time for us all to run a train on @BngHawk!! CCMF!

Is your heart healthy enough for that?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

This article points out something I’ve never considered. If you autobench players with two fouls in the first half, a player is basically in foul trouble with one foul and opposing coaches can go at them.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-basketball/news/the-two-simple-strategies-that-coach-k-often-uses-for-duke-but-most-college-coaches-do-not/

Finally, the whole world has figured that out.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Well, Oregon lost to a 1-4 Texas Southern team at home tonight.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

That Oregon team sucks and we beat them the way we probably should have.

 

[Mo T]

Well, Oregon lost to a 1-4 Texas Southern team at home tonight.

Oregon's RPI dropped to 117.

 

[Geese]

This article points out something I’ve never considered. If you autobench players with two fouls in the first half, a player is basically in foul trouble with one foul and opposing coaches can go at them.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-basketball/news/the-two-simple-strategies-that-coach-k-often-uses-for-duke-but-most-college-coaches-do-not/

Fran will start auto benching after 1 foul now which means guys are basically in foul trouble before their first foul!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Well, Oregon lost to a 1-4 Texas Southern team at home tonight.

Good thing we played them when we did

 

[CurdMan]

Texas Southern isn’t as terrible as they sound. They won at Baylor and lost by just 12 at Iowa State. But yea, still not good.

Anyways, it doesn’t really matter. Oregon will get it together later this season and it will still be a good win.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

This article points out something I’ve never considered. If you autobench players with two fouls in the first half, a player is basically in foul trouble with one foul and opposing coaches can go at them.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-basketball/news/the-two-simple-strategies-that-coach-k-often-uses-for-duke-but-most-college-coaches-do-not/

Fran will start auto benching after 1 foul now which means guys are basically in foul trouble before their first foul!

He should just hold the starters out until the second half!

 

[KitKatApples]

Texas Southern isn’t as terrible as they sound. They won at Baylor and lost by just 12 at Iowa State. But yea, still not good.

Anyways, it doesn’t really matter. Oregon will get it together later this season and it will still be a good win.

Fuck Oregon they can suck at everything

 

[Mo T]

I wouldn't mind if Iowa beat Oregon in basketball and football this year.

 

[bigazzturkeylegs]

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Does that mean Nunge gets dis-redshirted?

 

[bigazzturkeylegs]

They're submitting for a medical waiver. Do not want.

 

[TurdBurgler]

Ts & Ps. I assume he qualifies for a medical redshirt?

Might miss the extra size once big ten gets going, but Kreiner has been really good in his expanded minutes. I think a necessarily shorter rotation is a good thing for Fran.

 

[Geese]

We may never lose again

 

[Geese]

CCMF

 

[L. Wade Childress]

This basically forces Baer almost completely out of the SF spot. Which is great.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[DGHawk]

I’m starting to believe in the power of prayer.

 

[wondergrape]

This is a real email exchange between me, my dad, and the rest of my family as witnesses. As some of you might remember, my parents split up and dad moved across the country, but all of us still gather foe the holidays, so every year I have to wrangle everyone to post their Christmas lists in a central location.

Grape (reply all): Feel free to post your christmas lists, plans and suggestions here.

Dad to grape only: Jazzbo! You watching the Hawks tonight?

Grape to dad only: Yeah, dog. All about that college basketball.

Dad to grape only: Have you seen them yet? Impressive. I think we’ll see the real Wiescamp tonight. He’s been laying back.

Grape to dad only: Yep. Stud. Hey, post your list so you don't have to hear about it for a week.

Dad (reply all): Hey, all! My wish list is on Amazon. See you sweethearts soon!

Grape (reply all): Hey dad, can you send us a link? I wasn't able to find it. Thanks!

Dad (reply all): Like a sausage link? I have no idea what you mean

Grape (reply all): How do we find your list? Can you copy the website and send it to us? Go Hawks!

Dad (reply all): what do you think of that dumbuck dolph?

Grape to dad only: a) you sent that to everyone. b) I know you know how to share a link.

Dad (reply all): Holiday Bowl! Go Hawks!



...end of exchange (so far).

 

[hawkeyealum]

This is a real email exchange between me, my dad, and the rest of my family as witnesses. As some of you might remember, my parents split up and dad moved across the country, but all of us still gather foe the holidays, so every year I have to wrangle everyone to post their Christmas lists in a central location.

Grape (reply all): Feel free to post your christmas lists, plans and suggestions here.

Dad to grape only: Jazzbo! You watching the Hawks tonight?

Grape to dad only: Yeah, dog. All about that college basketball.

Dad to grape only: Have you seen them yet? Impressive. I think we’ll see the real Wiescamp tonight. He’s been laying back.

Grape to dad only: Yep. Stud. Hey, post your list so you don't have to hear about it for a week.

Dad (reply all): Hey, all! My wish list is on Amazon. See you sweethearts soon!

Grape (reply all): Hey dad, can you send us a link? I wasn't able to find it. Thanks!

Dad (reply all): Like a sausage link? I have no idea what you mean

Grape (reply all): How do we find your list? Can you copy the website and send it to us? Go Hawks!

Dad (reply all): what do you think of that dumbuck dolph?

Grape to dad only: a) you sent that to everyone. b) I know you know how to share a link.

Dad (reply all): Holiday Bowl! Go Hawks!



...end of exchange (so far).

 

[BBK]

 

[nolookpass]

This is a real email exchange between me, my dad, and the rest of my family as witnesses. As some of you might remember, my parents split up and dad moved across the country, but all of us still gather foe the holidays, so every year I have to wrangle everyone to post their Christmas lists in a central location.

Grape (reply all): Feel free to post your christmas lists, plans and suggestions here.

Dad to grape only: Jazzbo! You watching the Hawks tonight?

Grape to dad only: Yeah, dog. All about that college basketball.

Dad to grape only: Have you seen them yet? Impressive. I think we’ll see the real Wiescamp tonight. He’s been laying back.

Grape to dad only: Yep. Stud. Hey, post your list so you don't have to hear about it for a week.

Dad (reply all): Hey, all! My wish list is on Amazon. See you sweethearts soon!

Grape (reply all): Hey dad, can you send us a link? I wasn't able to find it. Thanks!

Dad (reply all): Like a sausage link? I have no idea what you mean

Grape (reply all): How do we find your list? Can you copy the website and send it to us? Go Hawks!

Dad (reply all): what do you think of that dumbuck dolph?

Grape to dad only: a) you sent that to everyone. b) I know you know how to share a link.

Dad (reply all): Holiday Bowl! Go Hawks!



...end of exchange (so far).

Keep us posted.

 

[MikeyJoe]

This is a real email exchange between me, my dad, and the rest of my family as witnesses. As some of you might remember, my parents split up and dad moved across the country, but all of us still gather foe the holidays, so every year I have to wrangle everyone to post their Christmas lists in a central location.

Grape (reply all): Feel free to post your christmas lists, plans and suggestions here.

Dad to grape only: Jazzbo! You watching the Hawks tonight?

Grape to dad only: Yeah, dog. All about that college basketball.

Dad to grape only: Have you seen them yet? Impressive. I think we’ll see the real Wiescamp tonight. He’s been laying back.

Grape to dad only: Yep. Stud. Hey, post your list so you don't have to hear about it for a week.

Dad (reply all): Hey, all! My wish list is on Amazon. See you sweethearts soon!

Grape (reply all): Hey dad, can you send us a link? I wasn't able to find it. Thanks!

Dad (reply all): Like a sausage link? I have no idea what you mean

Grape (reply all): How do we find your list? Can you copy the website and send it to us? Go Hawks!

Dad (reply all): what do you think of that dumbuck dolph?

Grape to dad only: a) you sent that to everyone. b) I know you know how to share a link.

Dad (reply all): Holiday Bowl! Go Hawks!



...end of exchange (so far).

I'm bowing you because I read all the way to the end of this waiting for some sort of payoff.

 

[wondergrape]

I suppose I should have added some narrative spice instead of just going with a true to life snapshot of my wonderful, disphit dad.

Noted.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I suppose I should have added some narrative spice instead of just going with a true to life snapshot of my wonderful, disphit dad.

Noted.

mine doesn’t text much at all, for that I’m greatful.

 

[Bunk]

My bow is because adults have and share Christmas lists with other adults

 

[Jim]

I suppose I should have added some narrative spice instead of just going with a true to life snapshot of my wonderful, disphit dad.

Noted.

mine doesn’t text much at all, for that I’m greatful.

I had some freaking awesome text exchanges with my dad. Then I went canoeing with my brother and we got hammered, flipped the canoe, and I never found my phone.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I suppose I should have added some narrative spice instead of just going with a true to life snapshot of my wonderful, disphit dad.

Noted.

mine doesn’t text much at all, for that I’m greatful.

I had some freaking awesome text exchanges with my dad. Then I went canoeing with my brother and we got hammered, flipped the canoe, and I never found my phone.

damn

 

[Jim]

I knew it was bad when we woke up the next morning in a cow pasture and had no idea where we were. Thankfully, my dog was with us and lead us back to the river and canoe.

 

[Jim]

She lost a lot of respect for me as an owner that night.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I knew it was bad when we woke up the next morning in a cow pasture and had no idea where we were. Thankfully, my dog was with us and lead us back to the river and canoe.

that’s a fuckin story, Jim

 

[Jim]

I knew it was bad when we woke up the next morning in a cow pasture and had no idea where we were. Thankfully, my dog was with us and lead us back to the river and canoe.

that’s a fuckin story, Jim

It gets a little worse before it gets better, but as my old man used to say, Go Hawks!

 

[MikeyJoe]

I knew it was bad when we woke up the next morning in a cow pasture and had no idea where we were. Thankfully, my dog was with us and lead us back to the river and canoe.

That story is approximately 11,000 times better than g-rape's.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I knew it was bad when we woke up the next morning in a cow pasture and had no idea where we were. Thankfully, my dog was with us and lead us back to the river and canoe.

That story is approximately 11,000 times better than g-rape's.

@Jim, when you have time, start from the beginning

 

[nolookpass]

Beebs thinks Jim needs to dial it down..