**2018-2019 Iowa Hawkeyes Basketball Season Thread**

[Stomper15]

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Fuck you Wade!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

it just struck me how much kriener can look like ted cruz.

Dammit we've been over this in chat several times. Kreiner most closely resembles:

or

Todd from Wedding Crashers

 

[douglasbader]

Lol. This is so fucking great.

 

[Geese]

 

[Verbal]

And yet, when Cook actually did miss a game last week, none of these morons knew a fucking thing was wrong with him until they announced the lineups.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

And yet, when Cook actually did miss a game last week, none of these morons knew a fucking thing was wrong with him until they announced the lineups.

They probably thought he had transferred to Mizzou midweek

 

[Berzerkenpas]

so to recap what we've learned:

* kreiner, like mccabe, had better lock some hottie up early, because by 30 he'll be a giant doughy ted-todd

* tyler cook can be overly dramatic with regard to on-court injuries (or, in the words of chat, he is a "huge pussy")

* howe and kakert are hucksters and frauds who don't know shit

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I for one blame LWade

 

[Hawk&Balls]

AZ isn't far behind

 

[Geese]

Kakert heard he'll never walk again. Howe heard he's playing tomorrow. Doch doesn't even know he's injured as he's been polishing himself to Wagner football highlights.

 

[HawkLax6]

I think we should ban L Wade for tarnishing HaLo's name.

 

[douglasbader]

L. Wade's rumor also spread to every other board. Lol.

 

[Stomper15]

Legend is eating a shit sandwich on the other board as well. He’s back tracking saying: “well, he should get surgery, it’s what was recommended, but he’s decided to play through it.”

 

[Hawk4Life94]

L. Wade's rumor also spread to every other board. Lol.

And Twitter.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Update!!!

Sounds like Tyler Cook changed his mind and is playing instead of surgery. Probably Garza too although they think he might go fuck himself.

 

[Geese]

I think we should ban L Wade for tarnishing HaLo's name.

Yeah but AZ heard the same thing

 

[Geese]

If Tyler plays tomorrow then I honestly don't even want AZs podcast anymore

 

[douglasbader]

It sounds like Legend might be the source for Kakert and L. Wade and AZMessDaDAWG!!

 

[Geese]

I don't know what to believe anymore

 

[Geese]

It sounds like Legend might be the source for Kakert and L. Wade and AZMessDaDAWG!!

LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLL

 

[Geese]

I do good work

 

[nolookpass]

It sounds like Legend might be the source for Kakert and L. Wade and AZMessDaDAWG!!

Yuge, if true.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

If I recall, LWade was at least right about Brandon Snyder, and besides, this site needs someone willing to relay lounge info/rumors from hawkeyereport to make it worthwhile. Otherwise its just dick and fart jokes and the abomination that is the Trump thread.

LWade you have my full support....even if you're disingenuous about being anything other than someone willing to pay 10 bucks a month at hawkeyereport and then whore out that info here.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

AZ isn't far behind

You’re a dipshit if you really think I “heard” that

 

[AZmessDAWG]

It sounds like Legend might be the source for Kakert and L. Wade and AZMessDaDAWG!!

I didn’t hear shit from legend

 

[Geese]

If I recall, LWade was at least right about Brandon Snyder, and besides, this site needs someone willing to relay lounge info/rumors from hawkeyereport to make it worthwhile. Otherwise its just dick and fart jokes and the abomination that is the Trump thread.

LWade you have my full support....even if you're disingenuous about being anything other than someone willing to pay 10 bucks a month at hawkeyereport and then whore out that info here.

Cmon now I bring direct quotes all the time. This wasn't that from LW

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

It turns out ol’ AZ was ahead of everyone on the joke.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I think we should ban L Wade for tarnishing HaLo's name.

Yeah but AZ heard the same thing

 

[Geese]

AZ isn't far behind

You’re a dipshit if you really think I “heard” that

Fuckin savage

 

[Hawk&Balls]

AZ isn't far behind

You’re a dipshitQUOTE]
Well yeah

 

[AZmessDAWG]

It turns out ol’ AZ was ahead of everyone on the joke.

Correct

 

[Geese]

AZ isn't far behind

You’re a dipshitQUOTE]
Well yeah

Jesus

 

[AZmessDAWG]

AZ isn't far behind

You’re a dipshitQUOTE]
Well yeah

Nice flip phone NLP

 

[Geese]

AZ is fucking pissed lol

 

[Geese]

Anyways. Lets quit eating our own. Fuck Tom!!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Flip tablet

 

[WCFHawkeye]

L. Wade’s sources do seem to be wildly unreliable. I like the good old days when HaLo always had the scoop.

Old @Halo News never let us down. Hasn't been the same since he left.

 

[Match34]

L. Wade’s sources do seem to be wildly unreliable. I like the good old days when HaLo always had the scoop.

Old @Halo News never let us down. Hasn't been the same since he left.

I hear he's working with The Athletic now.

 

[tallperson54]

Hot take from Hlas

 

[KitKatApples]

AZ isn't far behind

He usually isn't

 

[Match34]

Hot take from Hlas

Zach bohannon is the Robin Gibb of the Brothers bohannon.

 

[nolookpass]

The bohannon brothers probably own the record for the most points scored by brothers at D1 schools without a single dunk

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Hot take from Hlas

Zach bohannon is the Robin Gibb of the Brothers bohannon.

Wouldn't he be the Andy Gib b?

 

[Match34]

Hot take from Hlas

Zach bohannon is the Robin Gibb of the Brothers bohannon.

Wouldn't he be the Andy Gib b?

All the brothers are pretty good-looking guys except for Zach and Robin, who look like circus freaks.

 

[Geese]

Lwade starting a post on TOS like...

In Tom's defense...

 

[Geese]

Lololol

 

[Geese]

Suck it up dude. Where's your self worth?

 

[TurdBurgler]

So best case scenario here --- Tyler is OK and Kakert's (and LWade's) credibility is ruined?

 

[Geese]

So best case scenario here --- Tyler is OK and Kakert's (and LWade's) credibility is ruined?

Ruined? Lol

 

[TurdBurgler]

confirmed as being non-existent? He isn't a journalist, he runs a message board.