**2018-2019 Iowa Hawkeyes Basketball Season Thread**

[Geese]

Shows how stupid Iowa fans are with Dolphin in the lead. You would rather have a horrible PBP guy over the best coach Iowa's had since Tom Davis basketball-wise.

This is saying so little it's laughable

 

[Geese]

Iowa fans everywhere fucking hate Barta

 

[Geese]

Shows how stupid Iowa fans are with Dolphin in the lead. You would rather have a horrible PBP guy over the best coach Iowa's had since Tom Davis basketball-wise.

How could anyone want to get rid of a coach that's better than Todd The Criminal AND Steve Alford!?!?

 

[nolookpass]

Shows how stupid Iowa fans are with Dolphin in the lead. You would rather have a horrible PBP guy over the best coach Iowa's had since Tom Davis basketball-wise.

This is saying so little it's laughable

Toughest guy in ankenyesque..

 

[douglasbader]

Geese, how bout not talking for a while?

 

[douglasbader]

This is the most IowaFan thing ever.

Iowa is 20-6, ranked in the Top 25 and an NCAA tournament lock and fucktards like Hassel and Geese are jerking themselves off about getting rid of Fran and keeping a 60 something old fool instead.

 

[Geese]

Hey I'm not saying I want Fran fired I'm just saying "best coach since Tom Davis" is funny to me

 

[Geese]

Where did I say I want Fran fired Doug?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Shows how stupid Iowa fans are with Dolphin in the lead. You would rather have a horrible PBP guy over the best coach Iowa's had since Tom Davis basketball-wise.

Dolph has been with the University for over 22 years. Iowans are loyal. Fran has had a few successful years but can still come off like a dick and was on the hot seat coming into this year. There are definitely plenty of people that are not sold on Fran.

 

[douglasbader]

Where did I say I want Fran fired Doug?

You and dipfuck Hassel imply it with that shitty poll.

Like I said, maybe stop talking for a while IowaFan.

 

[Bob]

Dolph is way worse at his job than Fran is at his

 

[douglasbader]

Shows how stupid Iowa fans are with Dolphin in the lead. You would rather have a horrible PBP guy over the best coach Iowa's had since Tom Davis basketball-wise.

Dolph has been with the University for over 22 years. Iowans are loyal. Fran has had a few successful years but can still come off like a dick and was on the hot seat coming into this year. There are definitely plenty of people that are not sold on Fran.

Iowa fans are also really fucking stupid and this is a prime example.

 

[Geese]

Where did I say I want Fran fired Doug?

You and dipfuck Hassel imply it with that shitty poll.

Like I said, maybe stop talking for a while IowaFan.

Oh right I never said it. I never said an Iowa football player raped someone either. Maybe you should take a few plays off.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Shows how stupid Iowa fans are with Dolphin in the lead. You would rather have a horrible PBP guy over the best coach Iowa's had since Tom Davis basketball-wise.

Dolph has been with the University for over 22 years. Iowans are loyal. Fran has had a few successful years but can still come off like a dick and was on the hot seat coming into this year. There are definitely plenty of people that are not sold on Fran.

Iowa fans are also really fucking stupid and this is a prime example.

What is wrong with that comment?

 

[douglasbader]

Dolph has been with the University for over 22 years. Iowans are loyal. Fran has had a few successful years but can still come off like a dick and was on the hot seat coming into this year. There are definitely plenty of people that are not sold on Fran.

Iowa fans are also really fucking stupid and this is a prime example.

What is wrong with that comment?

Literally everything?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Iowa fans are also really fucking stupid and this is a prime example.

What is wrong with that comment?

Literally everything?

k

 

[douglasbader]

Where did I say I want Fran fired Doug?

You and dipfuck Hassel imply it with that shitty poll.

Like I said, maybe stop talking for a while IowaFan.

Oh right I never said it. I never said an Iowa football player raped someone either. Maybe you should take a few plays off.

No, dork, you should shut the fuck up.

 

[douglasbader]

What is wrong with that comment?

Literally everything?

k

Yep.

 

[BBK]

Srsly, no one should give a fuck about this. He was probably terminated for a shitty reason, but who fucking cares.

He fuckin sucks at his job. Let's move on.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

And you guys were worried how we’d kill time for the late tip tonight.

Thanks Gary!

 

[douglasbader]

Fran isn't the best coach, but he has shown very solidly that last year was the anomaly. He has been solid for Iowa and has them right back to being an upper level Big Ten team in the toughest conference in the country.

Of course dipshit IowaFan would rather have Gary Dolphin. Of course.

I wouldn't blame Fran if he took him and his kids and walked out the door and took another job at somewhere like Georgia Tech or Wake Forrest.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

I don't think this thread should be cluttered with Dolphin nonsense.

Iowa is going to be dancing somewhere in a few weeks, and I'm going to be watching them somewhere drinking.

Let's try to stay focused here guys.

 

[ExreeHipp]

FIXED!

I wouldn't blame Fran if he took him and his kids and walked out the door and took another job at somewhere like Georgia Tech or Wake Forrest.

Or a buddy's sushi joint.

 

[BBK]

Exree must have borrowed NLP's phone.

 

[douglasbader]

Nice quote function, dipshit.

 

[douglasbader]

The leader of all IowaFan.....

 

[douglasbader]

IowaFan!!

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Guy dressed as a dolphin at the game.

 

[douglasbader]

IowaFan!!!!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I still feel at this point Fran is replaceable. He has by no means earned a lifetime contract here....yet. If he sustains the level of competition from this year and/or builds off of it, that could change pretty quickly.

Dolph has been here long enough to earn his tenure and is solidly entrenched in Hawkeye fandom. As much as you want to marginalize his PBP skills, he is still OUR shitty PBP guy.

 

[BBK]

Guy dressed as a dolphin at the game.

That's pretty good.

 

[douglasbader]

I still feel at this point Fran is replaceable. He has by no means earned a lifetime contract here....yet. If he sustains the level of competition from this year and/or builds off of it, that could change pretty quickly.

Dolph has been here long enough to earn his tenure and is solidly entrenched in Hawkeye fandom. As much as you want to marginalize his PBP skills, he is still OUR shitty PBP guy.

Oh for fuck's sake.

 

[BBK]

IowaFan!!

God, people are fuckin dumb.

Jesus Christ.

 

[The Game]

Hassel is pretty much killing any chance of ever being Iowa's PBP guy.

 

[douglasbader]

I'm ashamed that Hassel is from Mousecatine. What a fucking snowflake dipshit. I hope he doesn't get withing a thousand miles of ever working for Iowa.

 

[bigazzturkeylegs]

Okay let's settle the fuck down.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[BBK]

It's cute that the local media is sticking up for him, and again this shouldn't have been a fireable offense.

But he really sucks. He never gives the score. You have no idea what is going on 90% of the time in basketball games. His high pitched "Put's it up and GOOD" way of calling a game blows as well.

Life will go on with a younger and much better guy to call the game. Freaking out over this is the most midwest thing ever. "Well he sucks, but he's our guy."

He's 68. Just let the crusty old fuck retire.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Someone should murder the guy dressed as a dolphin. Then Barta.

 

[bigazzturkeylegs]

Hassel already deleted that last tweet.

 

[maxinquaye]

This is very dumb. He fucked up again and he was already on thin ice. He isnt very good at his job anyway. I dont know how many times ive heard him described black players as articulate.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Someone should murder the guy dressed as a dolphin. Then Barta.

 

[BBK]

Epic disaster?

 

[BBK]

Wat

 

[Hawkstrat]

Hassel turning into Chris Williams?

 

[douglasbader]

I'm glad ESPN fired that loser.

 

[Geese]

Never heard of him

 

[Geese]

 

[bigazzturkeylegs]

 

[Herbie2]

Never heard of him

he used to own both sports columns...think he still owns the one in denver